Ask no questions, Alto you no lies.

Ed. 29, UK. Icon by one of my favourite artists, @saxspielercaderface. Discord: researcher ted leo #1013 IC Blog: drtedleo.tumblr.com IC 18+ : serotoninsystems.tumblr.com

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Pene

Hmmm

[altofuckingclef-blog]

A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon 

You are only coming through in waves 

Your lips move, but I can’t hear what you’re saying.

When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse -Out of the corner of my eye.

I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now.

The child has grown, the dream has gone.

I have become Comfortably Numb.

[dan-jang]

[miauta]

6 day - flowers

Just a biy of blooming chill Clef

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

[dancingwiththelostboys]

I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.

[thelawfulchaotic]

So, I’m a lawyer, who deals with immigration though does not specialize in it. But here’s the thing(s): 

1) Even someone who’s working could be here on a migrant (or other sort of) visa (hey, there are a few thousand per year, and *someone*’s got to get them, right?) or could be waiting for their case to resolve in immigration court, after having come to America to join a born or naturalized American family member. 

2) Even people who are working improperly could have come into the country legally – and just overstayed their visa or be violating the conditions of their visa, and you have no idea what the niggly little regulations that govern that might be. 

3) If a law enforcement officer asks you about a neighbor/friend/etc., take this moment to remind them that, unlike them, you cannot ask a random person off the street for their ID and be entitled to a response. 

4) Even if someone has told you that they are undocumented, you still don’t know, do you? Humans lie all the time. How could you know for sure? You can’t, because they can’t prove that they have a lack of papers. Just because you haven’t seen papers doesn’t mean they don’t exist! 

5) Don’t ever talk to cops in general. Why are you talking to a cop? Stop that, as soon as it is safe and feasible. 

Love,

a very tired public defender

[seraphiie-deactivated20200130]

This is good This how we should live Also yes, the op is right. you would fucking reported me to the Nazis. Fuck you.

[altofuckingclef-blog]

Good advice, and also everyone has a little somewhere else in them. If they’d report an immigrant they’d have reported their own fucking ancestors. Stupid. 

[starkillerrx]

I don’t know why SJWs hate the 1950′s so much. It has everything they love: racially segregated safe spaces, a strongly anti race mixing ideology, politically incorrect speech being censored everywhere, a puritan view on anything sexual, people being falsely accused of being Russian spies…

[stalker-among-the-stars]

[professorclueless]

He’s right

[emeraldmercury]

[pansexualpizza]

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

[courtcourttheshort]

As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,

“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’

To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.

I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.

Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.

[iproposeawager]

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I’ve never thought about it like this.

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

You should keep everything to yourself as much as possible including social media (which is getting harder and harder to do) the less you offer the better.

[altofuckingclef-blog]

Some jobs literally require transportation. The bus is reliable, sure, but take care work as an example. With 10-20 min between clients to drive to the next, the bus isn’t reliable. Other jobs might not be on a bus or train route. In my old village, if you didn’t live in the village, you needed reliable transport. The busses were limited. Or where I am now, there’s a real out of town bit that has businesses but the area isn’t served busses as early or late as staff need to stay. Flipside of it is that if you’re close by, feet and bicycles are reliable. It’s worth considering job type and location. Like yeah a lot of them might be trying to work shit out, but sometimes it is actually important.

[oddlyaquaria]

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of the next year will be for you

[ooppo]

😂😭😁😉😊😥😮🤗😍😢👏😫 Okay!!! This aint too bad!!! But thats life.

[the-foundation-is-gone-deactiva]

(( Okay but what ties into being “adult content” exactly?? Porn?? NSFW art work?? Guro/Gore??

[altofuckingclef-blog]

Excuse the highlighter. It was for somewhere else before.

[altofuckingclef-blog]

Did this read and seem odd for this fucking site to anyone else.

Female presenting nipples. Jeez...tumblr. What’s your problem with femme nips?

[altofuckingclef-blog]

I’m gonna be deleting myself from tumblr soon so uhhh #1013 researcher ted leo on discord if anyone’s interested. I’m on reddit too.

I’m not consistently active here anyway and the new no nsfw things gonna be a pain in the arse...but I tag as nsfw so I think I might get deleted anyway? Idk. I know some tagged nsfw have been. 

[shitboy96]

Reblog this and put your old urls (or as many as u can remember) in the tags

[nadiahilker]

i’m gonna post this and seven seconds later someone is gonna pop in my ask box like SHIT THAT’S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

PETA

you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?

you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?

you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?

you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?

you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?

you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?

you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?

Because I remember. I remember everything. 

And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. 

[ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de]

Why would they kill pit bulls they’re sweeties

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. 

PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. 

PETA doesn’t give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.

[ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de]

Some celebs support them

[i-n-m-h]

ah c’mon, dear-tumb1r, I think you’re being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA’s done some questionable things, but it’s not like they’ve also

-spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information

-used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures)

-used a young man’s brutal death as a way to say “yeah that’s awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that” (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible)

-dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism)

-offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads)

-and they definitely didn’t have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death)

-and they totally didn’t get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn’t seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death)

Nah. PETA’s not that bad.

(/the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA)

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA?

I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you’ve done. 

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Bringing it back, because it’s charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. 

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

[saxspielercaderface]

Huevember Day 13: My Champion of Cyrodiil-turned Sheogorath, Jokul Many-Tongues (Nord dude originally from Winterhold). I was going to do a lot more with this but I ran out of time/patience. May go back later for edits.

[altofuckingclef-blog]

A dump of recent things, I haven’t been on tumblr much. 

The redhead went by a lot of names when she was an active RP character. Gloria was the last one before I retired her. She was the only religious oc I ever fully made. Guess where I stole the name from. You all know who Ted and SCP 1471-A are. I’ve been having fun with other styles, including carving  that pumpkin with my potato peeling knife....it took a minute.

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I’m probably being dramatic, but I’m really not feeling great. And I’m pretty bored, so please hassle me on discord.