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dannyjingle:

How many is actually too many? I have a baby niece and two pre-teen nephews and that already is more than plenty for me, but gotta love them. Oh… Well, if that’s gonna help you in any way to understand who you are talking with, then I’m no hero – I put my bra on one boob at the time, like everyone else. And please, we all don’t really mean the euphemisms when they suddenly decide to escape us, but it takes guts to own up to it, and for that I will tip my non-existant hat your way. Was… was that an invitation for a sushi bar? Because I will definitely treat it like an invitation to a sushi bar.

I’d say even one is too many because they are proof that my sisters had sex and I do NOT want to think about that every time I hang out with those adorable kids. Oh wow. I just want to slap your beautiful hideous face! I take it you’re a Tina? I mean, it just looks even worse if you try to deny it, so I’m just... going with the flow, scaring people away with regrettable wording decisions. I don’t know, would it be paid for? Cause I’m not genetically programmed to refuse free sushis...

#c:dan

Moodboard 1/?: Meet Sara

Look at where you are Look at where you started The fact that you’re alive is a miracle Just stay alive, that would be enough

#moodboard #for rp purposes only

dannyjingle:

Paw Patrol? That’s a cool name, right there. Brings me… memories of some sort, actually. I will forever be more of Rick And Morty kind of guy. Also, if anyone ever tells you that I took my pants off one time and sang Get Schwifty, don’t listen to them. They’ll probably leave out that I took off my underpants too! Oh, the hand trick. Aren’t you a clever one? But in reality, all the hands can tell is how big of a pair of gloves one is wearing, fortunately. Otherwise I’d have very big hands that wouldn’t really fit the proportions with the rest of my body. – Hey now! I don’t kiss and tell, but I got a close friend of mine for a bag of Chipotle, so I guess that counts?

I have too many nieces and nephews to have escaped the paw patrol. But I’m personally a Bob’s Burgers fan, like, til the end of time probably. Get me a pink hat with bunny ears and I’ll never take it off. Well that’s disappointing, you couldn’t even keep te mystery up. Also I swear I did not mean all of those to sound like euphemisms but I’m not taking it back, I’m sticking by my answer. I feel like Chipotle and kissing shouldn’t go together... maybe Sushis?

#c:dan

What is your favourite thing to cook?

Pizza, duh! It’s just the fucking best! And you can make it with anything you have! It’s fucking magical!

#Anonymous

dannyjingle:

See, my sister, Dana, tells me that I’m not cool enough to watch cartoons with her sons. She tells me that I enjoy them more than her boys, which is not true… I enjoy them equally as much… most of the time! Never saw Kim Possible, though, but it sounds like it’s a great one. And please, what kind of Cassanova do you take me for? (You better say a big one… at least to boost my self-esteem or something…) I only say that to a very few girls. You know, every girl who would actually listen to me… so yes, a few.

You’re missing out, man! How do you live without the thrill of knowing if the Paw Patrol will ever be able to save Adventure bay or not!? Like, it’s a fucking nail-biter everytime! I don,t know, show me your hands, then we’ll know how big of a casanova you are. Now I need names, who was the cheapest?

#c:dan #ignore text

dannyjingle:

And it’s a knockout, ladies and gentleman, she did it. Daniel Avidan is completely knocked out. See, now all I imagine is some cartoon villain type of evil scientist who instead of a catchphrase or some little evil monologue has some catchy little snippet of a tune, something absolutely inappropriate for whatever scene is going on! Okay, that’s it. When my Mom decides to visit for dinner someday, how much would you charge an hour to pretend being my wife? Einstein is my elderly hair goals!

I mean, there was an episode of Kim Possible where the bad guys ensalved people with his shampoo jingle... it’s doable. I mean, not that I watch that show on my downtime and could recap most plotlines, like, i’m a respectable adult, ya know. Hmmm, good question, I have to say I had never pondered my worth. I mean... that’s kind of a massive question. Is that something you ask all the girls?

#c:dan #I SEE YOUR AMAZING HAIR GIF AND RAISE YOU THIS GIF OF PURE CUTENESS

dannyjingle:

Of course he wasn’t, but he still did some things that I really don’t want my jingles to do to people. Who knows, you know? What if suddenly… zombies!.. or something? Oh goodness, did you just compared my magnificent Jew-fro to a crazy scientist’s hair? But actually, no, I can see a resemblance.

Or maybe you DO want that. First stop, creating the most mosntruous jingles in the world... then universe domination, obviously! And what’s wrong with that? Albert Einstein was very jewish and he’s, like, the fucking poster child for mad scientist hair!

#c:dan

cdannyjingle:

Oh, nothing like that– or at least I hope the tunes aren’t as bad as that green monster was… Well, you’re halfway to the truth, actually. Mad, but not a scientist. You’ve got a half-wit jingle writer… which is probably just as dangerous when you really think about it.

He wasn’t bad, he was just misunderstood and different, poor little buddy. Well, i mean, you kinda got the hair for the job, you’re almost there already, buddy. Should I buy you a chemistry set?

#c:dan

dannyjingle:

So… I just heard my new creation on telly this morning… I still have no idea why they picked probably the most atrocious sounding group of children to perform it instead of some sexy blonde bombshell, like I originally had in my head when I wrote it… but I was a very proud boy nonetheless. Now I’ll have to cross Red Lobster out of the places that are completely ruined for me… by me.

I’m not gonna lie, when I heard “creation”, my mind immediately went to Frankenstein’s monster and I couldn’t focus on anything else than the possibility of having a mad scientist in town.

#c:dan

altgina:

That happened to me. I just… don’t think I will be back.

Yeah not my thing either. I like the dancy stuff.

#c:gina

altgina:

Yeah. It’s insane.

I tried once and like, I found out I could sweat from place I didn’t think I could.

#c:gina

altgina:

Today I tried bikram yoga for the first time and now I feel I need to just lie in bed for three days. Never again.

Wait Bikram is... what kind? Is that the super hot one?

#c:gina

nicotattooella:

Oh, yeah, definitely. Everyone bleeds differently though. Some people are heavy bleeders, others barely bleed at all. So it’s not like bleeding more is bad, necessarily. It will definitely hurt more.

I don,t know i’m the worst to take because I have definitely showed up to a tattoo place not entirely sober once.

#c:nico

yaslucy:

Favorite Disney movies. Go!

LITTLE MERMAID! Always and Forever.

#c:lucy

katrinaxlaw:

You know that feeling you get when you forget you’re in a store in public and they’re playing a really good song so you start singing and everyone just stares at you? Welcome to my life!

Oh my god yes everyday! We should make it a thing.

#c:katrina

dani-campbell:

I don’t know but I want them all.

I used to think i’d love being a detective, then I remembered I can never find my phone or notice people’s haircuts, so I think i’d be horrible at it.

#c:danielle

nicotattooella:

Not necessarily dangerous if you know what you’re doing. I don’t typically do it if I can tell they’re drunk mainly because you’re not really in the right mind to make a decision that’s going to be there the rest of your life, but contrary to what people believe, it does not make it hurt less to be drunk. In fact, it probably hurts more.

Yeah but don’t you bleed more? Cause, like, alcohol dilates your veins and shit? Or have I been lied to my whole life to force me to make smart choices?

#c:nico

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