do I want him or do I want to be him? who knows

FUCK ZIONIST FUCK TERFS if you're either PLEASE block me and save me the trouble |20's, any pronouns|

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Lake mungo

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Yeah but what about the house in Nebraska???

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Im a little drunk rn, but. I have an announcement.

I love being gay it's the best feeling in the world

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why did my teenage sim autonomously create a will 💀

[innerchildabortionclinic]

girl calm down you don't have any assets to pass down. wait she's so me

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Honestly even though I don't have any assets, I still have a will that has my funeral plans, and I've made sure my close family has a copy. If you don't have a funeral plan, make it now!!! Especially if you're trans and don't want to be buried under the wrong name, send it to your friends, lawyers, doctors!

It's a difficult conversation to have with close family and friends, but when I talked to my mom about it it went surprisingly well. Death is inevitable, and once you stop running from it and embrace it, you gain a new sense of freedom.

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[segamascott]

happy oh you thought this was a rabbit? they thought this was a rabbit? that's fucking funny bitch it's fucking winnie the fucking pooh day from our home to yours

[389]

[thedeliaishere]

spiritualist whose mad at you: you're going to hell

materialist whose mad at you: you're going to reeducation

agnostic whose mad at you: no one know where you're going

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Cause you're cotton eyed joe

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[creatures-in-posts]

this creature is you

[redtsundere-pngs]

i told the stars about you.

[alucardslittlegoblin]

I genuinely love looking up at night and telling the moon about her. <3

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

[tlirsgender]

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

[alucardslittlegoblin]

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Literally them

[fulgrimfanboy]

How do you feel about being the second prettiest on the family? (First being sanguinius)

I would argue that we are equally beautiful, just in different ways. Also, no I am not jealous of his popularity, artistic talent, and Father's attentions. Unrelated, there may be feral screaming. This is @lostecho501 doing their daily ritual. It definitely isn't me.

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Tbf I love both fulgrim and sanguinius a lot, and in my opinion thyre just different types of pretty. No use comparing two bad bitches.

Sanguinius

Fulgrim

But idk that's just my opinion

[i-post-hilarious-tweets]

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Read this tweet to my mom so she shared a similar story from when me and my sister were around that age:

One time I (5-6) was hitting my sister (3-4) and my mom stopped me and told me we shouldn't fight because "me and your dad will die and you'll only have each other".

So when my sister got in trouble for drawing on the walls and my mom yelled at her and made her cry, I comforted her by telling her, "it's okay! Mom and dad are dying soon, and I'll let you draw on all the walls"

And my mom was just watching this like -_-

[sevaria]

New shirts :)

[alucardslittlegoblin]

The last 2 would make amazing couple shirts

[chanth-thara]

okay, i’m curious. let’s play a game. reblog this post and put in the tags the name of a fictional Indigenous character.

No headcanons, no ‘coding’, only CANONICALLY Indigenous characters. You have unlimited time. Go.

[chanth-thara]

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Orlox from castelvania

I felt like unlike the other series that has to do with vampires and werewolves, this indigenous character is done very well (no "savages" theme). Most of the castelvania nocturne show is based in the new world and it highlights black and brown people and colonization and slavery.

Also, Orlox has a cool quetzalcoatl form:

He's just a very good character imo

[attemptedsaint]

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Am I the only one who read this to the tune of bo Burnham's white woman Instagram?