I rarely wear clothes when I’m home by myself. I love making breakfast naked. But you’ve got to make sure the gardener’s not coming that day.
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I rarely wear clothes when I’m home by myself. I love making breakfast naked. But you’ve got to make sure the gardener’s not coming that day.
Letter from a Ghost; a little roleplay drabble
To be handed to Daniel, when he’s old enough to understand.
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Al puts on this front as if he’s some cold-hearted asshole. He is an asshole, but he’s not all that cold. He makes breakfast for Mags in a home that belongs to his well-off foreign family, and although he doesn’t talk to her about them he’s particularly interested in making sure Mags’s new family starts off okay. He even offered the home to her for her use for as long as she’d like.
AAAAAAH SASHAAAAAA. SOB SOB SOB. You are perfect.
Mags's Journal — First Entry
This is a shitty, fictional journal entry I composed for one of my original characters. If you don’t know who Mags or The Usual Suspects are (and it’s likely you don’t), you might as well just scroll past this and not click read more, as you will have no clue what the heck is going on anyways. Thank you.
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Shittiest ficlet in the history of ficlets. I’m sorry for not making the wait worth your while, Ari dear. Here’s your humor me thing for Lili in any case. I’m sorry. I really am. To anyone else, please ignore this. Even if you’re one of the usual suspects. This is not worth a read.
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“Yes, it was,” she agreed. “It doesn’t change the fact that your kid will be an orphan.” “He has a father, you know.” “Obviously,” Lia said snidely. She spread her arms wide and looked around the room. “So where is he?”
ARI. SOB. This bit killed me.
A Violent Looney Tunes Cartoon
spacepandar asked: “Fight me” with Mags and Al ;u;
SOB, so this is kind of shitty. I couldn’t get the plot/action completely sorted out, and I’m not entirely sure if I wrote Al correctly, lol. Sorry. :( BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT ANYWAYS. Again, to everyone else, if you are not one of the usual suspects, you can basically ignore this post.
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Phantom Memories
So, I accidentally a little Mags drabble, and I didn’t know what to do with it so… I’m posting it here. Basically ignore if you’re not one of the usual suspects. Holy shit, though. She’s so emo and no one even knows.
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Fishing for Blondes
northernking asked: SHAG/OR LOVE ME Carter/Tegan.
You get a fluffy love me drabble. To anyone else, you can basically ignore this if you’re not a usual suspect. Shitty writing is shitty, but whatever.
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He’s giving her the Al-Special.
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Libby, Tiny, Riley, and Beth.
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Mags and Al
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I Pray The Lord My Soul To Take
So, I got inspired and typed this shitty thing up real quick. Now I need to sleep. Again, if you’re not one of the usual suspects, you can basically ignore this post.
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Kristen Bell on Chelsea Lately, January 6th, 2014
Kristen Bell being her adorable self ♥‿♥