the neural pathway of least resistance

𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 ⟡ 24 ⟡ 𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴, 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵

[always-andromeda]

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Red Dead Redemption, Baldur's Gate 3, Uncharted, Until Dawn, We Happy Few, Tomb Raider, Stranger Things, The Last of Us, Skins UK, Supernatural, Yellowjackets, Fallout, Breaking Bad, slashers, anything by Mike Flanagan, David Cronenburg, John Carpenter, and David Lynch, and anything related to Bob Odenkirk, Ethan Hawke, Kyle Gallner, David Dastmalchian, and the Culkins, and so much more

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➳❥ DATING PRE-S1!JESSE HEADCANONS (JESSE PINKMAN; BREAKING BAD)

➳❥ NSFW ALPHABET (CAPTAIN BOOMERANG; SUICIDE SQUAD)

➳❥ BLACK COFFEE MORNING (MARCUS PIKE; THE MENTALIST)

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[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[berdyayeva]

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

[elokitties]

let’s all be grown women together❤️

[elokitties]

let’s all get old and have wrinkles and sun damage and facial hair ❤️

[rylandsgrace]

#Icon

[northstareclipse]

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Happy Pride Month!!

[always-andromeda]

So...uh...who knows if this will ever actually come to fruition? But I've had this idea to make a little collection based off of songs from The Great Divide using characters from Stranger Things (because pairing both together just makes all kinds of sense to me). We'll see how that goes.

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[wizardjpeg]

i am online and you all have to deal with it

[always-andromeda]

So my brother made me start playing First Light this past weekend and I am indescribably bad at the stealth. I’ll get spotted by an enemy and then I’ll have to fight like four guys at once and then I’ll crouch back down and go, “situation contained 😌” before moving onto the next area and it cracks us up every single time.

[six-demon-bag]

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN as Wojchek THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER (2023) dir. André Øvredal

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[always-andromeda]

Happy pride month folks!!!!