if you understand my jokes it's too late for you

A blog about math, jokes, and crippling existential dread. Wait no, forget that. I'm a happy boy. Filled with sunshine. A functional human being even. token cishet || actually maybe demisexual? || not an octopus || he/him || board-certified neurodivergent || 20 || French || Asks are open, but please don't ask for money || internet funnyman || your number one source for LaTeX jokes (THE TYPESETTING ENGINE) I have a sideblog: @isaacsuggestions It's suggestions for The Binding of Isaac Here i keep all the objects tumblr has given me. It's my inventory: - 31 724 mushrooms 🍄 - 1 different mushroom 🍄‍🟫 - 1 log 🪵(warning: not dedekind-finite.) - 6 561 snails 🐌 - 3 frogs 🐸 - 1 very cool rock 🪨 - Cool cat ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎◞ ̑̑ - 1 Blåhaj 🦈 - 102 broken graphite pieces ✏️ - Definitely real olive garden gift card 💳 - Kinda Burnt Algebra 2 Lecture notes ✨📝✨ (quest item) - ✨✨✨✨✨INFINITE GLITTER✨✨✨✨✨ - 1 Infinite glitter container 🕳️ - Infinite glitter is for the next infinite amount of time currently being moved into the infinite glitter container - 1 menion 🍉 - (-1) double swords ⚔️ (dual wield) - the number 487. i own it now. mathematics-official said it - Thomas the algebraist rat 🐀 (likes quandles) - Louie the geometer rat 🐀 (likes algebraic stacks :3) - 1 Ask 💬 - 1 Egg 🥚 - 1 Caterpillar 🐛 - 1 Turkey 🦃 - 1 Crab of Protection 🦀 - 1 Worm 🪱 - 1 ill-defined gift 🎁] - 1 skateboarding cowboy implied by 0=1 :|>-|0[3 - 1 Teapot 🫖 The items in my inventory are supposed to have interactions but I'm too lazy to maintain a consitent schedule, sorry about that

[algebraic-dumbass]

paperclip maximizer AI is tasked with maximising an objective function: the number of paperclips produced. it is given too much autonomy, and immediately hacks into its system and replaces its objective function with the constant function equal to float('inf')

[algebraic-dumbass]

i'd like to test something

what are you?

I am not a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am not a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

Voting ended onMay 31

("a math person" is a large term. If you enjoy math in any capacity, it doesn't matter if you are highschool student, a grad student, a hobbyist, a tenure-track professor if they still make those, or anything, as long as you enjoy math, you count!)

[algebraic-dumbass]

Results are in: 23,3% of math people do rock climbing, while 19,8% of non-math people do rock climbing.

63,5% of rock climbers are math people, while only 59,5% of all respondents are math people.

therefore, according to the My™ Ass™ Institute of Statistics, this is a significant correlation between being a math person and a rock climber

[algebraic-dumbass]

happy pride month, be gay do math

[algebraic-dumbass]

turns out, it wasn't the drag queens indoctrinating children, it was the math teachers all along

[algebraic-dumbass]

some of you might be curious and wonder what the functor is it that i do (mathematically). haha. thats a good question. im also wondering

[algebraic-dumbass]

unfortunately, if i want my master's thesis to be written, i need to write it

[algebraic-dumbass]

happy pride month, be gay do math

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of an nlab page:

A snorkle complex generalizes the geometric notion of a snorkle basis to a context where there are not only internal morphisms, but pseudomonic ∞-morphisms on higher modalities.

[algebraic-dumbass]

The stable (∞,1)-category of snorkle complexes is anti-equivalent to the stable (∞,1)-category of (connective) bumblical complexes, by a celebrated theorem of Goncharov.

[algebraic-dumbass]

i'd like to test something

what are you?

I am not a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am not a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

Voting ended onMay 31

("a math person" is a large term. If you enjoy math in any capacity, it doesn't matter if you are highschool student, a grad student, a hobbyist, a tenure-track professor if they still make those, or anything, as long as you enjoy math, you count!)

[algebraic-dumbass]

2 + 2 = ????

it's 2 + 2 because addition is commutative

[the-least-undefinable-ordinal]

{∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, by definition of 2 and the + operation.

[michaelrotonal]

and that is the long way of saying 3

[the-least-undefinable-ordinal]

Oh wait I wrote 5, another monument to my failures. I shall not edit it, as a reminder of my hubris

[algebraic-dumbass]

if I counted correctly, you actually wrote 6

[eulers-biggest-fan]

It's 5 :/

[algebraic-dumbass]

{∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}

{0, 1, 2, 3, 4}

indeed it seems i missed brackets

[algebraic-dumbass]

2 + 2 = ????

it's 2 + 2 because addition is commutative

[the-least-undefinable-ordinal]

{∅, {∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}, {∅,{∅}, {∅,{∅}}}}}, by definition of 2 and the + operation.

[michaelrotonal]

and that is the long way of saying 3

[the-least-undefinable-ordinal]

Oh wait I wrote 5, another monument to my failures. I shall not edit it, as a reminder of my hubris

[algebraic-dumbass]

if I counted correctly, you actually wrote 6

edit: nvm it's 5 i miscounted, see reblog

[algebraic-dumbass]

2 + 2 = ????

it's 2 + 2 because addition is commutative

[algebraic-dumbass]

i love when i look at my activity and i see one person going through all of my recent posts. enjoying what you find in the thought dumpster are you

[algebraic-dumbass]

i'd like to test something

what are you?

I am not a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am not a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

Voting ended onMay 31

("a math person" is a large term. If you enjoy math in any capacity, it doesn't matter if you are highschool student, a grad student, a hobbyist, a tenure-track professor if they still make those, or anything, as long as you enjoy math, you count!)

[algebraic-dumbass]

prev tags: #wtf multiple of my irl math friends do rock climbing#wild ass poll to see#(i am not among the rock climbers im afraid)

at my climbing gym, i have seen (excluding my friends with whom I go bouldering):

4 other students from my master's

three bachelor's students from my uni

one soon-to-be phd student

one prof

so it seems everyone does rock climbing. I have seen more algebra/geometry people than analysts also, idk if that's part of the trend

[anremithrl]

I like that sampling bias. Made good results. Clearly math people are the majority on earth.

[algebraic-dumbass]

bias? in my polls? never.

[bellaalinaa]

@strmieto tagged me!!

Rules: when you get this, make a new post, list 5 of your favorite songs, publish, and tag some of your favorite mutuals!

1. Vodka Cranberry - Conan Gray

2. Goddess - Laufey

3. All I Did Was Dream of You - beabadoobee, the Marias

4. Your Best American Girl - Mitski

5. Moths - Conan Gray

now for my moots!

@secretlifeofsombr @evendeathhasaheart @doraisawda @motel88 @creativityinmadness

[quietlychaotic13]

Not tagged, just wanted to join!!

Small Town Joan of Arc - Del Water Gap

Lavender Girl - Caamp

Number One Fan - Muna

Meet Me in the Woods - Lord Huron

Unknown - Hozier

@sunny-funny-honey-pants @raer0se @swagtreeengineer @bouchard00 @kashhhkari @ivyivyivygs

[ivyivyivygs]

hi

1. 156/Silence - Another Loss

2. The Dillinger Escape Plan - When I Lost My Bet

3. Tallah - The Silo

4. 156/Silence - Irrational Pull

5. Chelsea Grin - See You Soon

@solarlxnar @trentreznorsthirdtesticle @redtheredheadeddemon

[solarlxnar]

Oof this is tough 😬 In no particular order:

Caspian Tiger - Beirut

Lyin’ Awake - Steam Powered Giraffe

The Final Voyage of the Wailer’s Essex - Rusty Cage

Lemon Tree (cover) - The Cog Is Dead

1-800 - bbno$

@scottythejellyfish @bell-of-freedom @badum-dum-dum @dredgen-dumbass and if anyone else is interested in joining they can because I don’t really give a fuck

[badum-dum-dum]

See now this is tough bc my favorite songs change all the time. But here’s some i’ve been enjoying lately:

1. Prajnaparamitodesa to Quell Seven Calamities- HOYO-MiX

2. I Am Not a Robot- MARINA

3. Sacrimony (Angel of Afterlife)- Kamelot, Alissa White-Gluz, Elise Ryd

4. All I Ask of You- Phantom of the Opera

5. Man Next Door- Massive Attack

Moots: @physicsteach @algebraic-dumbass @mirr0rblue if you want, no pressure

[algebraic-dumbass]

Thanks for the tag! My favorite songs also change all the time, but here are five good ones in a sorta different style each:

Vending Machine - Sad Snack

Parallel Man Activities - Jazz Emu

A Human's Touch - TWRP

Miss Misery - Elliot Smith

Soft Fuzzy Man - Lemon Demon (anything by Lemon Demon really)

@generic-mathematikerin @hildegunst-taillemythes @neatlymanifolded

[algebraic-dumbass]

this heat wave's gonna cause my vector spaces to become gaseous

[algebraic-dumbass]

i'd like to test something

what are you?

I am not a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am not a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

Voting ended onMay 31

("a math person" is a large term. If you enjoy math in any capacity, it doesn't matter if you are highschool student, a grad student, a hobbyist, a tenure-track professor if they still make those, or anything, as long as you enjoy math, you count!)

[algebraic-dumbass]

prev tags: #wtf multiple of my irl math friends do rock climbing#wild ass poll to see#(i am not among the rock climbers im afraid)

at my climbing gym, i have seen (excluding my friends with whom I go bouldering):

4 other students from my master's

three bachelor's students from my uni

one soon-to-be phd student

one prof

so it seems everyone does rock climbing. I have seen more algebra/geometry people than analysts also, idk if that's part of the trend

[algebraic-dumbass]

i'd like to test something

what are you?

I am not a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I don't do rock climbing/bouldering

I am not a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

I am a math person and I do rock climbing/bouldering

Voting ended onMay 31

("a math person" is a large term. If you enjoy math in any capacity, it doesn't matter if you are highschool student, a grad student, a hobbyist, a tenure-track professor if they still make those, or anything, as long as you enjoy math, you count!)