╳┊ THE BRAINS.

Autoplay warning! “A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are, for him, answers above all.” Indie Sly Cooper RP blog for the character Bentley. This blog is private, semi-selective and OC, multiverse, multiship friendly. Penned by Truckie. Established October 16th 2015.

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Say what you will about Clockwerk but he didn't go down like a bitch. That evil motherfucker got shot over 100 times and fell into lava like three times but kept going.

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REBLOG IF YOU RP AS A SLY COOPER MUSE

Can be anyone from the games or an OC. I’m going to be putting together a masterlist of RPers in the fandom and I want a list of people so I can have an easier time adding people.

I think that it’ll be nice to have a list of Sly Cooper RPers so newcomers have a quick and easy way to find people in the fandom.

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   Hello my sweet beaus, I would like to thank those again that have been with up to this very point. For making these dark times just a little lighter, and giving me every bit of hope I can get to keep going… For those that have seen Version 1 to this very version, and to have responded and shared them around, god bless your heart and soul. For we wouldn’t have been able to make it this far without all of your help

   Continuing from this post, my father’s condition has been noticeably deteriorating over the last few months. Needless to say, despite all that he is doing, no matter how much I still see him fight, he is very much on his last legs. With the last few times that he has gone to the polyclinic and hospital. All my father mainly fears is that he has nothing to leave us, should the worse come to pass (Something that I do not wish to dwell upon). It has reached a stage where he has even quietly broken down when he had believed that no one was looking… something I had never seen him do in years. I don’t care about being left nothing (For he has certainly done more than enough for us over these years), but I care deeply over the fact that with each day, we’re so close to losing him. To see that he will never be freed from any of this…

   I have racked my brain and tried putting together every single thing (Save for animating) that I can possibly offer to you in terms of my services. I only wish to support my family in any way I can. All I have been able to do was lend small amounts (From out my allowance, the commissions that I do through here, and hopefully in time, my new job) to him on emergencies, and that is what I will continue to do (It is him that continues to deal with all these debts which we face each month). I am still also looking for a job, but will definitely find every means possible to earn what I can for him.

   A friend suggested that I do a little voice work too, but as I have no experience in that sort of commission work, you can look through my recordings here, if you happen to be looking for a singer or a Tara Strong impersonator (I do a decent Bubbles, Timmy Turner and Twilight Sparkle) for your custom recording needs.

   You can also donate here to my KOFI. To which a little thank you gift (Be it a doodle or a little graphic) will also be done with my utmost gratitude.

   So please, if you are interested. Please email me via [email protected].

   EVERY REBLOG means the absolute world (EVEN SHARING THIS THROUGH OTHER SOCIAL MEDIAS WILL HELP SO MUCH TOO), even if you can’t commission or donate something. Thank you so, so much in advance for all your help… thank you.

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Hello all, I just wanted to pop in and let you all know that I made a Sly Cooper DISCORD group!

I totally dropped the ball on the last one and never got the word out. So, in apology, I decided to make a new one. Anyone can join so you don’t need a RP blog to be a part of this! I just think that it would be nice if everyone in the Sly Cooper fandom had a place to meet up and talk about the franchise (or anything else, really).

You can join HERE and I look forward to seeing all of you there.

     If you want to you can reblog this post so we can get word out about this group.

[alwaysdoeshismathright]

Now if I did my math right,

         and I always do my math right….

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alwaysdoeshismathright:

I will be doing my best to become active on this blog again. The Sly Cooper fandom has been dear to my heart for as long as I can remember and I hate to be neglecting. It’s just hard to stay active here because much of the time I find myself feeling quite nostalgic whenever I log on and it may be negatively impacting my muse for Bentley.

I will be giving my portrayal a major revamp and I will be likely delete most of my IC posts. Not only have I improved drastically as a writer but I think a fresh start will do my muse for Bentley a lot of good.

All of Bentley’s current verses will be reworked and new ones will be added so I may branch my portrayal of him out to other fandoms. As for his FC in his human verses? I’ll be sticking to the current one because, quite frankly, I have become quite attached to him as the ‘human’ face for Bentley.

In the meantime, if you wish to contact me you can find me at @onewiththeglow or you can add me on Discord under: Truckie.#6125.

EDIT: Yes! I do plan on going through and updating the Sly Cooper RP directory! I’ll make sure that the post cycles through once again when I’m ready.

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And I wound up in an orphanage. It was there I met my pals:

    Bentley, the brains of our operation,          and Murray, the brawn.

They turned out to be all the family I needed.

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It was great, the gang was back together and it was all because of me!  Even the van ride out of town was like a party. Murray had to pull over twice because he was laughing so hard.

But despite all the jokes I think something had changed.Since childhood the three of us had never been apart and our recent isolation gave us all pause for thought.

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Bentley by Arcylix91 on deviantart.

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PLACE IN SOCIETY financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty. medical: fit /  moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged. class or caste: upper / middle / lower / working / slave / unsure. education: qualified / unqualified / studying. criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / unsure.

FAMILY married - happily / married - unhappily / married - partner deceased / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single)  / divorced / separated  has a child or children / has no children  / wants children / does not want children. close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased. orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s). TRAITS + TENDENCIES extroverted / introverted / in between. disorganized / organized / in between. close minded / open-minded / in between. calm / anxious / in between. disagreeable / agreeable / in between. cautious / reckless / in between. patient / impatient / in between. outspoken / reserved / in between. leader  / follower / in between. empathetic / unempathetic / in between. optimistic / pessimistic / in between. traditional / modern / in between. hard-working / lazy / in between. loyal / disloyal  / unknown. faithful / unfaithful / unknown. BELIEFS monotheist / polytheist / atheist  / agnostic / unaffiliated. belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care. belief in an afterlife:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care. belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care. belief in aliens:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care. philosophical: yes / no. OPINIONS pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence.  pro-choice / anti-abortion / doesn’t know or on the fence. pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence. pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty / doesn’t know or on the fence. pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence.  pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t know or on the fence. left wing / right ring / dictatorship / doesn’t know or on the fence. SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION allosexual / asexual alloromantic / aromantic. sex repulsed  / sex neutral / sex favourable romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable. sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious. potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all. potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all. ABILITIES combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none. literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none. artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none. technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.   HABITS drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

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Oh, memories…

[alwaysdoeshismathright]

Recovering HIS family's book, risking your life to defeat me, only to lose your ability to walk... Not only that, but he then gives up a life with you to run off with Carmelita. Do the riches of his family honestly make up for that to you? He abandoned you to be with some obsessed cop. You're expendable. He knows it, and that's how he's able to manipulate you.

    “Oh yes, it was all a very elaborate plan, one that’s been in the works for over twenty years- Sly is more brilliant than I’ve ever thought. It’s hard for an outsider looking into see but we each make sacrifices and just because I bare the most obvious marks doesn’t mean that I am the only one giving to the cause.  And it had never been about the money, it was the bond and the thrill of a heist gone right…there’s nothing quite like it but it did outstay its welcome. It was time for us all to go our separate ways and he just so happened to be the first to realize that. Was I cross? Oh heavens yes, it would’ve been preferable if he told us what he was doing sooner but that’s the past. I doubt that Sly would entrust his family’s legacy to someone that was expendable in his eyes.”

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It's funny how your "family" revolves around the Cooper Lineage, then. All your adventures were for the sake of his bloodline. Is it because you have no lineage of your own? Did you decide to just insert yourself into a bloodline that you didn't belong to? Is being alone better than bowing to every whim of a Cooper? I certainly think so.

     “It’s no secret that I don’t have parents of my own but things as petty as bloodlines have never held any real weight in my mind. For me family has never been about blood, family is about the bounds you form with other people. Sly and Murray are my family, we may have had our rough patches but our bond is unbreakable,” he couldn’t be bothered to hide his offense, “and I’ve never tried to insert myself into the Cooper clan. Sly welcomed me to be part of their legacy. And I hardly bow to his every whim.”

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     "Brotherhood is the thing that keeps us happy and alive."

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Cooper Gang and Cuddling

Sly: He’ll totally cuddle you, but you better be prepared for him to take up as much space as physically possible. Sly really likes having someone to cuddle at day (he’s a nocturnal punk), when he and Carmelita were together he would cuddle up to her side and wrap his legs around her. He’s also a really big face nuzzler.

Bentley: Rarely gets to cuddle because of his busy schedule and because of his shell cuddling can be a bit awkward if he isn’t the big spoon but Bentley doesn’t mind as he prefers it that way. Will cuddle his partner if they’re upset and he always does so without saying a single word.  He tends to fall asleep when he cuddles.

Murray: Total cuddle bug. Unlike Sly and Bentley his cuddling isn’t limited to people he’s in a romantic relationship with (Murray is aro ace, fight me). Murray is very open to cuddling on the couch as friends and most of the time you don’t even have to ask him. Since Murray is a very fluffy hippo he is incredibly warm and comfy. 10/10, would cuddle again.

Bonus round:

Carmelita: Will never admit that she enjoys cuddling and she rarely gets to do so. She’s both a big spoon and a little spoon, it mostly depends on her mood. Some days she wants to cuddle you, others she wants you to cuddle her but most of the time she just wants you to leave her the hell alone. Like Bentley she’s prone to falling asleep while cuddling.

Penelope: Fairly prone to cuddling up to someone whenever she feels sleepy but she always cuddles from the side. Keeps contact as minimal as possible if they’re still working so they can work around her. When the other person is as engaged in the cuddle as she is she’s generally the little spoon and she tends to curl inward.