the walls have fudanshi ears

the most sapphic gay man alive i'm jingling the yaoi keys

[liquidlikecats]

you can make anything aromantic. as a matter of fact, you should

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[trigonometer]

ohhh wow all your kinks are socially acceptable? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite anita bryant?

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Always, always, ALWAYS reblog none pizza with left beef.

[wirelessmousegirl]

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[chongoblog]

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

[lunarthesugarglider]

thats a common interest we've

[chongoblog]

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

[alphabetizing-posts]

annoyed bin but by cans can't get in it, like people recycle soda the the throw trash when Yeah you

[thisbibliomaniac]

Gatekeeping is so good and important

[msburgundy]

[kirkendauhl-v2]

What's she saying in the photo

[thisbibliomaniac]

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

[fiollaigean]

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Its winsday

Dont even think about losing

[segamascott]

[capacity2]

They’ll do that to you. They all want to do that to you but you can’t let them

[mrsterlingeverything]

What does the elephant do in chess and when does it show up

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even