I like dancinggg

Ironically, not my dance blog. If you want to see it, pm me for it because I have pictures of myself on there and I'd like to be semi-anonoymous on this one.

[ppsychee]

i am however disappointed with a lack of Amphitrite content tho

i read 🤓 that her voice is the only thing that can calm Poseidon’s mightiest rages and send him to sleep i just think that’s the cutest thing 🥺

i like the thought of Poseidon in shambles after watching the last episode of ICarly or something and only his wife can console him until he falls asleep

[sellyworks]

Zeus on a walk with Poseidon :

Poseidon : Ay yo ain't that one of your ex side hoes?

Zeus : oh shit yeah I haven't seen Semele in about a year...

Semele holding a baby Dionysus :

Poseidon : I didn't know you had a baby! Aww

Zeus getting nervous : yeah me neither...-

Poseidon stares at it for a while and gasps realizing that baby looks just like Zeus : BITCH THAT'S YOUR BAB-

Zeus chokes him :

[feralfandomhopper]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT POSEIDON HOLDING HIS LIL BABY!

[endedbysam]

Poseidon: *turning around with chopsticks in his nose* Hey look guys! I’m a walrus!!

Hades: God Poseidon, what are you? Three?

Poseidon: On a scale of 1 to 10? Yes

Zeus & Hades: ...

Poseidon: I have low self esteem

[whats-a-queen-without-a-king]

You know what I realized since posedians' wife is in fact a mermaid, he thinks his wife is an angel of the sea and that has got to be the cutest thing ever.

[persephonehades0615]

When a cunt shows up.

And he won't fuck off.

Who ya gonna call?

[endedbysam]

I was going to say like, “Hades, the only valid brother” or something but, in reality, Poseidon is a cinnamon roll and the only nonvalid brother is Zeus

Zeus is a dick

[persephonehades0615]

Hades: I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

Zeus: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Poseidon: *starts to walk towards them*

Hades: FUCK OFF!

[koreecob]

Hera, dramatically collapsing onto a couch: why is everyone in this family such a fucking idiot

[little-kore16]

Poseidon calling Hades at 3am:

Poseidon: Hades, do you know how the eclipses form?

Hades, somnolent: Ehh, no, how?

Poseidon: When Helios and Nyx have sex

Hades: Poseidon, it's 3 in the morning let me sleep

[lookatmysons]

Zeus: So what are your hobbies?

Poseidon: Uh, magnets.

Zeus: ... Okay... what, making magnets? Collecting magnets? Playing with magnets?

Poseidon: Just... magnets.

[little-kore16]

Zeus; Basically CEO of the gods

Hades; King of the underworld

Poseidon;

[koreecob]

Amphitrite: Do you want to come over and eat what my mother made?

Poseidon: What did she make?

Amphitrite: Me

Poseidon: Stop encouraging cannibalism! 

[A few minutes later, after Poseidon has spoken to Hades]

Poseidon, sheepishly: I have been informed that the conversation didn’t refer to cannibalism 

[little-kore16]

The baby 🥺💚

[vlyn-splints11]

mynthe: i could go for some wap rn

everyone:um?? what

mynthe: umm waffles and pancakes, what do you think i meant?

zeus: women and power

hades: weeping and pain.

posiedon: wet ass pussy

[spooks-on-parade]

I made a thing for Facebook and then it got better 🤣

[catghoststories]

Poseidon is the best plot device.