Persephone and Hades

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[stingrayextraordinaire]

Hermes’ teacher: Would you please unmute yourself, Hermes?

Hermes: *unmutes his mic with a straight face*

Hades, in the background: Hold on, hold on, hold on! Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess! The Wicked Witch of the East, Hecate! You’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that I’m wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown, and she came down in a bubble, Hecate! Grow up, woman! Grow up!

Hermes:

Hermes’ teacher:

Hermes: *mutes his mic again*

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link to what this is referencing, if you haven’t been blessed with it yet

[itbemehello]

even Poseidon’s fucking BABY pissed at Zeus I’m screaming 😂🤣

[gemstonerose]

Lore Olympus updated and I love Poseidon’s baby in it!!!

Utter mood this child is.

[lenacraft]

Triple H being extra as all Hell. Heh heh 😏

[nene10-01-deactivated20230806]

I see no difference

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Persephone: A drunk mind speaks a sober heart.

Hades, extremely drunk: beesechurger

[fabuloustrash05]

Me reading the newest chapter of Lore Olympus and seeing Zeus’ verdict on Persephone having major backlash with his marriage, his relationship with his brother, and Olympus’ connection with the Underworld:

[persephonehades0615]

Persephone: Who hurt you?

Hades: Do you want a list?

Persephone, cracking her knuckles: Yes, I do.

[withlovefromolympus]

Hermes *texting Hades*: I’m here to pick you up to go to the mandatory party! Where are you?

Hades: you see the figure in the distance?

Hermes *squints*: the one laying down in the middle of the road?

Hades: yeah, that’s me

Hades: floor it

[persephonehades0615]

Zeus: I can't believe you and Persephone broke the bed last night!

Poseidon: Must have been a wild night.

Hades: Haha... yeah...

[Last night]

Persephone: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

Hades: Try me!

[persephonehades0615]

Artemis: *passionately yelling at someone*

Artemis: *accidentally wacks Persephone over the head*

Artemis' mind: trying to decide between "I'm fucking sorry" and "are you okay"

Artemis: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

Persephone, choking back tears: w-why?

Artemis: *internally panics forever*

[persephonehades0615]

Persephone: *arguing with someone* fight me!

Hades: *behind her holding a knife*

Hades: *mouthing* don't.

[persephonehades0615]

Hades: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Persephone: They're for the dogs.

Hades: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Persephone: They don't know how.

[persephonehades0615]

Hades: So, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

[persephonehades0615]

Poseiden: THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!

Hades:…Excuse me?

Persephone: We're worried for you, Hades.

Hades: Why? I'm fine!

Hecate: You haven't slept in two weeks.

Poseidon: You literally dropped your mug today and said "mood" when it broke.

Persephone: You look sad :(

Hades: Guys, I'm fine. I occasionally commit self care.

Hecate: SELF CARE ISN'T LIMITED TO HAIR, Hades.

Hades: CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW FINE MY HAIR IS.

Hecate: DRINK. SOME. WATER!

Hades: There's water in tea *drinks tea straight from the teapot*

Everybody: NO!

[persephonehades0615]

Eros: *opens Persephone’s door* Hey Persephone, do you want to-

Eros: *freezes*

Eros: Persephone, why aren’t you wearing any clothes?

Persephone: I...don’t have any clothes...

Eros: *opens Persephone’s closet*

Eros: What? You have plenty of clothes. 

Eros: Like this shirt, this jacket, these pants, oh hi Hades, these shirts, this skirt, oh look at this pretty dress!

[persephonehades0615]

Persephone: I know you hate me, Hades, but-

Hades: Wait, what? You think I hate you?

Persephone: You always clam up when I enter the room, and you’re always watching me, and you never want to hang out with me, and you get all tense whenever I walk close to you, and you won’t talk to me in full sentences and-oh, yep, I hear it now, oh my god, you have a crush on me?!