Quotes And Things You Overhear In An Office

Quotes and sayings from work or books. Also a backup blog in case my other bites the dust.

[fullcravings]

Small Batch Chocolate Chip Muffins with Sour Cream

[hiddenplacx]

You were not a surprise to God. You were not a mistake. You are not disposable or worthless to God. God loved you, God wanted you. You weren't created to live lost, you have a purpose. You were created by a God who doesn't make mistakes.

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

“How do you wear cowboy boots?”

“On your feet.”

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

“It’s a bit of a slow night, so naturally the boys pull out the guns.”

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

get loved, nerd

Why thank you! Am feeling very loved.

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

“I am starting to feel neglected here! Unwanted, unloved, unneeded!”

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[jayykesley]

do you store bread in the fridge

yes, obviously

yes but just because my parents always did

bread goes wherever there is room/different places for different types of bread

no but i understand why someone would

no??? why would you put bread in the fridge it’s not like cheese or milk????

Voting ended onAug 31, 2023

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

My computer: needs to be restarted because somethings not connecting

Me: “Bro, me too.”

[daily-spooky]

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

“Oh hell. Oh hell.”

My coworker

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

“I want some gluten free gluten”

My coworker

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

“I didn’t answer your email because I don’t want to talk to you! What is wrong with you people?”

My boss

[mrgartist]

Crab day? Crab day.

I tried to incorporate my personal faves of the day and also I’m tired

[movedtofailhag2]

you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

Damn I forgot about this blog….. haha whoops.

Anyways. I am no longer a student. I am now a part of the work force. And I was super depressed back then. I am no longer as depressed or tired. Thank the Lord.

I’m gonna do quotes from books as well as stuff I overhear at work from now. For funzies. Maybe crabs as well because I like crabs.

[alwaysfailingalwayslearning]

I should have been born as a trash compactor