who will die in my lifetime?

Willow - She - AAPI - 22 - Pagan One nation, under God. Gay love. Ninjas.

[alwaysleavingthelighton]

Team Minato + posts

[volapardus]

Ghost plants pt 2 :)

[ttoutvabien]

[jager-bruder]

[queen-scribbles]

[hungerystarving]

[deadladyflowers]

[maryblackwood]

‘whose hand was i holding?’

illustration by angie hoffmeister

[gallusrostromegalus]

How do you preserve the food from your garden so it doesn't go bad before you can eat it?

You are wildly underestimating my ability to go fucking feral about fresh produce. I don't think I even brought snap peas into the house last year. Just ate them right off the vine.

Though I did end up freezing the strawberries/blue berries as they ripened, but even those were consumed within the week.

The only tough one was the potatoes, but that was resolved by just foisting potatoes on everyone I knew. Much more welcome than Zucchinis.

[anubidian]

Oh this is why every gardening person I know keeps trying to give me the food they grow

[gallusrostromegalus]

That, and we love you. Homegrown produce is a love language.

Unless it's zucchini. Then it's a cry for help.

[elodieunderglass]

Tomato (June) - I think highly of you; treasured friend

Tomato (September) - you are a warm body that is nearby

Fresh new asparagus - romantic love

Artichoke - fondness

New rhubarb with leaves removed - flirtatious potential

Rhubarb with leaves left on - the bloom is gone

Swiss chard - I have made mistakes

Perpetual spinach - declaration of animosity between our houses

White-fleshed potato - you are a neighbor

Blue or red fleshed potato - as above, but with overtones of camaraderie/affection

Kale - you are a person who was nearby when I had kale

Raspberries - you are a person I admire

Strawberries - you are a treasure

Onion - I am confused

Young French beans or young peas - I thought of you especially

Runner beans - mild criticism; familial ties; gift from parent to child

Pumpkins - overt romantic, sexual or childhood-bestie interest; highest declaration of loyalty

Prettily coloured popping corn, I.e. glass gem - let this seal the breach between our houses

Zucchini/courgette - cry for help, resignation

Novelty pumpkins - marriage proposal

[dduane]

(chortle)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me: huh. Why is this getting a rash of notes all of a sudden?

*discovers paper bag full of zucchini on doorstep*

Me: Ah. That time of year again.

[adornself]

[duckdotcom]

play fun math games at www.deadwife.com

[albertnatural]

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

[the-roswell-incident]

another clean shaven guy enters the other side and exits wearing the first guy's beard but slightly crooked

[evilbuildingsblog]

Abandoned house illuminated by my car’s headlights, Rockbridge County, Virginia.

[keezybees]

Some things about ghosts

(If you like these things you can have them!)

[twalxx]

[mayskalih]

Rin lives au where she joins anbu to watch over Kakashi at a safe distance. Sometimes distance is a very relative measure.

[cruellesummer]

you still would've been mine

[hauntedzone]