[lilottee-deactivated20210127]

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[rollerskaq]

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

[valadilenne]

This precious and holy Chaucer Animal Poetry meme is just so perfect for tone-setting 2017. 

[gawd-desses]

[chounut]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDm1AFmB0g9/

[botanize]

making friends w random girls at the club and dancing w them like they ur best friends before u even know their names = pure and beautiful

[iheartreykjavik]

[cybrputa]

What a time to be alive

[elmesza]

[cojonauta-deactivated20181120]

[jaystarky-deactivated20160102]

[deeplystained]

You have to stop getting out of bed like you’re an oil spill. You’re not a flat tire at 2 am, so stop acting like an accident.

Rudy Francisco, Teen Movie  (via wildfairy)

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners

[womanontheedgeoftyne-blog]

and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?

[blockie]

that vagina-owner feel

[ruinedchildhood]

[omega3]

[iv-fischer]

rata tootie

[onlytwitterpics]

[stability]

[miniheater]