ultra normal

gerwoman in her 30s numbers queen // sleepy agent // enjoyer and digester of snacks big and small // (not) equipped to deal with it // loves to lie on a soft couch or even bed for extended periods of time // slytherin 🖤 snapeling for 26 years and counting 🐍 🌌 among the fence for 21 years and counting 🎶 🐞 shavik truther for 12 years and counting 👽 💤 slumber couponing for 3 years and counting 🎵 kins: 🔬sherlock 🎻 💵 tuco salamanca 🥊 ❌ chuck mcgill ⚡ active waifus: hermaeus mora 🐙👀 general grievous 😽🔪

[zestsart]

hermaeus my beloved

i love him so much bruh you don’t even GET IT he’s such a diva and he slays n shit (literally, even?) i love the aporcrypha parts in skyrim so much too they’re sosososo fun

[soft-and-silly-imagines]

Imagine your f/o climbing a tree and then having no idea how to get down again.

[vzm]

the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

[ewaneneollav]

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

[fiannans]

Apologies if this has been done already.

[scratchingpad]

[stupidpetface]

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[cy4ngel]

yeah man yeah

[everyday-cutephoto]

[blockie]

the german unique-ity of asking yourself "why is coworker from a different location sie-zing me"

[blockie]

ok she is nice to me, just being polite

[lazyveran]

cyborg princess

[omtai]

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

[ka-72]

[blockie]

the german unique-ity of asking yourself "why is coworker from a different location sie-zing me"

[le-corbeau]

Funniest thing in the HP fandom is people getting mad at Snape for holding a “grudge” against his childhood bullies into adulthood and isn’t fond of any of them. 

but at the same time get mad at Harry for forgiving Snape and seeing him as a complicated person who did good and bad in the end.

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile