?

Kelsey 27 I Bogan as fuck

[ot3]

we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

[ot3]

[triviallytrue]

what was wrong with this guy's parents

[miniheater]

Haven’t posted in ages, I know most of my mutuals are more or less dead (in the virtual sense only I hope) so this is more like a diary entry… or I am becoming a fandom blog

My fiancé (!!!!) is away for a week or two at a time at the moment, so any time I find myself having a day or so off work I just sit on the couch drinking wine and watching Outlander

Anyway, John Grey is just

Also, from what I’ve seen on here the verdict on Roger is a bit love/hate… but honestly he’s a bit of a fucking cunt.. though I do feel a bit bad for him… he’s a cunt and Bree deserves better lmaoooo (I’m on 4x12 btw)

Peace out for the next 40 mins or so til I’m drunk as a skunk

I am well and truly in my sad wine 30s era

[sanitymakesposts]

Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

[fallhound]

on account of the curse?

[veryquitewhimsical]

on account of the curse.

[sanitymakesposts]

Can you two stop mentioning my curse there’s girls on this website

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:

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acct t c?

acct t c.

Ca t t tg c t’ g t t

Closest match: Canis lupus familiaris breed Labrador retriever chromosome 30a

[ordr]

[amygdalae]

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

[miniheater]

Just resurfaced to say I got engaged motherfuckers

[jame7t]

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

[0v9]

not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

[jame7t]

And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

[naggingatlas]

[theiliad]

poll time. do you have a job?

yes, full time

yes, part-time

self-employed/freelancing/etc.

student

no

see results/other

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[ogseitai]

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

[milfyspamton]

spongebob pantyshot

[duckdotcom]

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[peppapigvevo]

this looks like the same party

[teaboot]

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

[parkchanwoohoo]

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

[love-alheli]

me when i say inch resting

[aedelia]

Pet the kitty?

pet the kitty!

no, touch the beans!

leave him alone he sleepy...

Voting ended onJun 25, 2023

[the-zebra-dragon]

[scavengedluxury]

[flagellant]

theyre literally finally admitting that they think poor people should starve to death lmao

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If I remember my pop culture version of history correctly I think the guillotine is meant to come out after this part

[depsidase]