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@alwaysstressedout
˜”*°• Blog Intro •°*”˜
Hello! My name is Ash, I’m 22 years old, and my pronouns are She/Her!
It is preferred if you are 18+ while following, but not required. I will not hold back on posts. Viewer discretion advised.
This blog is not spoiler-free!
the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur
the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma
reasons why i relate to tav, the main character from baldurs gate 3:
shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times.
shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
At least my fear of abandonment will never leave me
rafe cameron’s psychotic ass getting a love interest makes more sense than jiara
jj and kie literally make no sense together and honestly it’s making me lose my mind
my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍
Colin: I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I like Penelope a little bit.
Anthony: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Colin: No, that’s our joint tombstone.
Anthony: My mistake.
putting bg3 point and click voicelines together to sound like a conversation has brought me great joy, so. here's gale, karlach, shadowheart, and astarion doing a terrible job of sneaking around
This is brilliant, everyone please listen to it 😂
Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones
Bones: with time I will mend this fracture stronger then ever. You were wise to put your faith in me.
Teeth: auuggh pleeasseee get this granule of sugar awaaayy from meee I am MELTING and BURNING nnnNNOOO you are cleaning me TOO HARD;! aaaiughh my fucking enamellll one billion cavities for you!!! Your sins against me are PERMANENT you SICK BITCH
This is because teeth is skin more than it is bones
Your right but also please do not say it that way.
Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass
I appreciate such badassery <3
The NHL: we’re banning pride tape
Travis Dermott: no you’re not
The NHL: no we’re not
Something I love about confronting Cazador is how he obviously never processes that Astarion has friends until it's too late.
Petras and Dalyria must have mentioned that Astarion wasn't alone when they met him, but when you read Cazador's journal? He's 100% fixated on Astarion. How Astarion stood in the sun, how Astarion was willing and able to disobey him. And when Astarion shows up, Cazador barely acknowledges the party at all - and sure, that's partly because this is Astarion's moment in the narrative, but Cazador doesn't so much as ask why these random strangers are there! They're not part of his plans, so they don't exist.
And then they immediately save his errant spawn from the ritual and start beating his ass.
Just. What must have been going through Cazador's head when that fight starting turning against him? 'Is that... the Blade of Frontiers? Why is a monster hunter - and is that a cleric? - helping a vampire spawn? An undead? Ah, but they must be treating it as a necessary evil to have a chance to slay me, of course - hold on, why is the cleric healing Astarion? Why does that wizard keep Counterspelling everything I'm casting at Astarion, why waste the spells when I'm not even targeting him? Did... did that druid just cast Daylight on Astarion's weapons? And that brute of a tiefling - that's not just disgust in her eye when she looks at me, it's fury - and she keeps putting herself in front of Astarion, why in the hells would she - she's running right at me- '
I hope that one of the last things Cazador ever knew was the choking realisation that Astarion didn't just come back strong, or free. Astarion came back loved.
Seeing Hayden Christensen get the love and praise he deserves truly warms my heart. That's our Anakin Skywalker, right there. It's about time the people who doubted him admitted it too, and it's glorious to see.
ANAKIN SKYWALKER
in every scene in Ahsoka (2023)
