Caffeinated Nonsense

So I'm Grace, coffee-addicted writer/poet.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[reticent-vampire]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND The Vampire Lestat 3.07

[reticent-vampire]

[thelesbiancitizen-deactivated20]

In bonobo societies, all bonobos frequently engage in sexual contact with other members of the community, regardless of sex. Female bonobos in particular are quite promiscuous with both fellow females and males; thus, bonobo society is matrilineal or matrifocal. Since the patriline of each member is unknown due to female bonobos having many sexual partners, the female bonobos take communal care of their collective young, and the male bonobos take on other community-care roles instead. It is theorized that this leads to lower levels of violent conflict, as opposed to chimpanzee, human, and other primate societies that are patriarchal, since male members of these societies must find ways to identify their offspring which inevitably leads to violent, controlling behavior toward female members as well as violence & competitive behavior toward other males who may pose a threat to their social statuses. Bonobo societies are extremely peaceful in comparison to other primate societies.

The feature musical film Mamma Mia! (2008), directed by Phyllida Lloyd, shows an example of what a matrifocal society, resembling the structure of bonobo society, could look like for humans; where several females care for a child whose exact paternity is unknown, and instead of violence resort to prosocial behavior (joyfully singing and dancing) in order to resolve conflict. In this essay I will attempt to

[fwizard]

[abigailspinach]

[universxall]

two baddies

[maxwyl]

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

[murfpersonalblog]

lestat's like FAFO and "poking the bear" and "play stupid games win stupid prizes" all rolled into one clown car

[coffeenonsense]

everyone shut up my beautiful insane wife the vampire armand is back committing heinous and diabolical crimes 😍🥳😍

[penandinkprincess]

"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[dingusmcdougall-deactivated2023]

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

[greencheekconure27]

Adding one of my faves not included in the article:

Nicolas Régnier (1591–1667) Saint Sebastian tended by Saint Irène, c.1625,

[uovoc]

Knowing that Howl went "Fuck finishing this PhD, I'm ditching this universe to go chase girls, consort with demons, and live my wizard ladykiller dreams, while owning my own home at age 27" makes him much more understandable as a character

[starlitsequins]

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

[lazy-ladybug]

Lestat’s dramatic ass is ruining date night 🙄

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[calamitys-child]

Audio processing issues plus living near the sea I think make me immune from cosmic horror cause sometimes the gulls sound slightly too much like women and I'm just walking to my bus like yeah yeah the all encompassing shrieks of human suffering coming from the sky we've all heard it. Do I have time to buy coffee before work.

[so-many-ocs]

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇