//you should have /way/ more followers than that, Jesus Christ. within the high hundreds, at least.
/quietly begins drinkingYou’re going to inflate my ego to an insane level. You’re very sweet. Thank you. But I literally started this blog over the weekend. If I were even close to those numbers already, I’d pass out.
//your ego should be ridiculously high, at some crazy goddamn level. I’ve come across about five Chads, and yours is the best. Everything about your blog is perfect. [showers you with whatever makes you happy] In due time, those numbers will be a reality. Shouldn’t take long.













