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gay people will post "im so happy to be PERVERTED FAGGOT" and then say they'd rather be molested than age regress

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gay people will post "im so happy to be PERVERTED FAGGOT" and then say incest is bad

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gay people will post "im so happy to be PERVERTED FAGGOT" and then boycott babyfur meetups

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gay people will post "im so happy to be PERVERTED FAGGOT" and then say incest is bad

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white ppl talk about the prefrontal cortex like it's a symbiote that makes 22 year olds discover empathy

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like yeah i don't think we need to wait an extra 3 years for that how about we just yell at them have we tried that

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white ppl talk about the prefrontal cortex like it's a symbiote that makes 22 year olds discover empathy

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trans ppl love doing this bullshit where they say their only choices in life are either "Ice Soup Forever" or working at "Evil Ass Rape Corp"

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bartners in crime

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I'd fuck the shit out of Bubsy

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finally got to watch King of the Hill after a 6 day hiatus

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think it's great that people are starting to call codependency a myth

like yeah it was 100% completely normal and fine for my dad to browbeat my mom into putting up with abuse from his family over and over and over again because he's too afraid to board a plane on his own

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it's actually a sign of a really healthy relationship to force your wife to drop whatever bullshit she's doing like "feeding the baby" so she can accompany you to Home Depot to buy screws

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relationship counselors are just lying to you when they say it's weird for you to rant to your adult children about how needy their father is

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think it's great that people are starting to call codependency a myth

like yeah it was 100% completely normal and fine for my dad to browbeat my mom into putting up with abuse from his family over and over and over again because he's too afraid to board a plane on his own

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it's actually a sign of a really healthy relationship to force your wife to drop whatever bullshit she's doing like "feeding the baby" so she can accompany you to Home Depot to buy screws

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think it's great that people are starting to call codependency a myth

like yeah it was 100% completely normal and fine for my dad to browbeat my mom into putting up with abuse from his family over and over and over again because he's too afraid to board a plane on his own

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gotta be honest Im getting really tired of this stupid discussion

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at this point I'm about ready to declare that liking Skyler White is the same as liking Frank Grimes

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2 fictional scolds who bitch and moan about how unfair their lives are while preventing our Big Beautiful Boys from getting into jams and shenanigans

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gotta be honest Im getting really tired of this stupid discussion

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at this point I'm about ready to declare that liking Skyler White is the same as liking Frank Grimes

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gotta be honest Im getting really tired of this stupid discussion

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i dont need to wait for simba from lion king to "enter the public domain"

he's already entered the most important domain: my mind.

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i feel like i can make a really good argument that Family Guy is at the very least a decent show by asking people if they'd rather sit and watch all of Family Guy or all of Simpsons

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and i dont mean "would you sit thru these shows ironically, as a bit" i legit mean like stranded on a deserted island type shit

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how it feels when you tune to FXX and they're airing simpsons but it's season Go Fuck Yourself