alyssa

i am not the girl i was at 13 (but i am)

[firsthoh]

bb28 starts july 9th

[the-muppet-joker]

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

[alyssa-aroha]

how do you create when you are a cold little bug who wants to do nothing but curl up into a warm ball

[the-muppet-joker]

At night I hear the ants in my house whispering to me and telling me to go full on bug mode. I can't listen to them yet. But I tell them, soon

[strange-aeons]

2 separate reports of me haunting the yaoi omegaverse rave have hit my inbox. I approve of this 1000% and would kill for video evidence 👀

@stringyworm @lierforhire

[alyssa-aroha]

I'm on the 3rd book of Emily Wilde and it's just reminding me so much of how I love when a fairy world is done right. It's not everything I agree with (imo Faery Rebels & Spiderwick does it best) in terms of portrayals but it's better than ACOTAR & Cruel Prince (Yes Fae can be different to traditional fairies but I DONT CARE) anyway I'm going to reread Faery Rebels & Ivy of the Delve I never read the final Ivy book and I'd like to

[sketchcasting]

Hey guys… so I’ve been kinda watching Katie B’s streams of the QSMP. I thought her fit was a tracksuit but ppl draw her in a suit-suit. Woaw.

This is also my first JSchlatt art CRAZY

[alyssa-aroha]

jschlatt

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[havusen]

francis vs bunny

[charish-cherish]

[orangefjuice]

House of Leaves adaption where Johnny Truant is a reaction streamer watching a video essay made by Zampanó about The Navidson Record just pausing the video at random times to ramble wildly at his non-existent chat and doing shots on stream

[gorgynei]

average chapter of house of leaves

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

[alyssa-aroha]

watching free for the first time haru is so autistic ftm

[alyssa-aroha]

signed up for blind dating at the lesbian club tomorrow im worried im gonna be too autistic

[luins]

saw this post by @littlespoonevan on my dash and immediately had to get to work bc i couldn't stop thinking about it: