whoaa!

22 years of age :: native new yorker transplaneted to maui :: just trying to figure out my life

[nana-murasaki]

[agoraaaaaaaaaaa]

a-spy-sent-to-kill we gotta hit up grandma for these

[novemberlenox]

I’m really upset that the TIME WAS TAKEN TO COLOR & SHAPE FUCKING PANCAKES IN TO FUCKING BRIDGES & CRABS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I CAN BARELY MAKE A PERFECT CIRCLE PANCAKE LET ALONE A FUCKING GIRAFFE.

[timmytm]

How exactly is “slut” an insult?  It’s basically saying someone gets laid.  Asexuals aside, who DOESN’T want to get laid?

[alyssawhoaa-blog]

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!

me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

[y2kid]

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

[illkim]

[verticulars]

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

[cuteys]

[free-your-mind]

[disputeed]

[kingsleeze-deactivated20160902]

[impeterperez]

[your-candy-coated-dreams]

[stilinski]

[nefarious-chaos]

[discolor3d]

[alyssawhoaa-blog]

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

[heritance]

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.