Alyx

this blog isn't coherent at all i just reblog anything i like

[unclefather]

me: send my apologies to the chef

waiter: apo-apologies?

me: yes. tell them i’m sorry for even being here. i am a burden to anyone i’ve ever met and

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[clotair]

i wish no one knew anything about me 

[alyxygalaxy]

Even though I do really love Dan’s dancing this made me think of him

(not my gif) 

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[alyxygalaxy]

Me(when someone doesn't reply in .2 seconds): ah they hate me nice

[justbrosthings]

when my wifi stops working so do i

[frooty-bitch]

[zackisontumblr]

same

[sixclawsdragon]

[stability]

[gulcayn2-deactivated20210101]

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

[phoenixxrae]

Cole Sprouse

[virginsuicideblonde]

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

[jayce]

me a year ago: who are you me now: im you but weaker

[emotiona1shorty]