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@alzhul
i'M at the bEAch-beacH!!!
@alzhul AltaiR's taken me on vaCation for the neXt nine Months! i'm goNNa get tan as fUck and not be aRound lead-fiLLed gotHam water, it's aWesome and warm here and i Can sEE a lot of shaRks!! so cooL! ✌🏻
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out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.
your work is appreciated
op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry
@joker-junior
@joker-junior
can you clone your own spleen?
I feel like that’d be relatively easy compared to some of the other shit you’ve pulled
...
Y'know what now that you mention it—
Ra's worked that one out too.
⚠️ Can and Will Make a Clown Honk noise when you grab his ass.
@alzhul
eheHe!!! shHhh no One cAn know!!
geez! I was just trynna show you she was similar to you! fine. I'm sorry. her mind just doesn't work too well anymore cause of the joker and I THOUGHT y'all could wand over it :(
DON'T FUCKING CALL ME CRAZY NEVER DON'T EVER THANK YOU!!!
Yeah don't do this ableist shit.
JJ's mind works fucking fine. Probably better than anon's since they thought any of this was appropriate. Or relevant. Assholes. You'd think Gothamites would know better since your city is known for pathologizing its citizens.
*cutely throws @hypnotechnology at you*
there. y'all should be friends.
yEah okay- hi tHere!!
hiiii!!!!! :D
who are ya? :))
i'm JJ, yOu?
CD!!
*she holds out her hand for a handshake*
wanna be besties? :D
JJ didn't take her hand, but tapped his fingertips to hers lightly for a moment. wE can be FrienDs!! besTie spot is Taken riGht now :}
*she looks at the odd gesture before laughing*
you can have multiple besties!!! I have a toooooon of friends and besties!!!!! :)
hM, i dOn't reaLLy have a toN of experieNCe with friends- i ThoughT the pOInt of being BestiEs was in the tiTLe, being the bEst friend
well why limit yourself on how many best friends you can have!!! how do you make your friends? :D people say I do it wrong :(
You're doing friends wrong. The position of best friend is already filled.
ooc. thank you @alzhul for letting me use the lazarus lake for a minor thread, I swear to cause no harm to @joker-junior's shorks!
» Thanks for asking! I still need that Lake for my next big plot (ps, going to need Razzle Dazzle back soon)
is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both
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I love seeing this man so exhausted by his own decisions.
OMGOMGOMGOMG i loVE shArks!!!! yoU'Re so cOOl!!! do You haVe aMpuLLae of lorEnziNi like ActuaL shaRKs???? whaT's your Bite fOrce?! do You haVe favoRIte ocEAns TO swim in?? - @joker-junior
I DON'T KNOW WHAT AMPUSDFSFJSJ OF LORVMMSVSKV IS!
MY BITE FORCE IS STRONG! NO FAVORITE OCEAN! WOULD RATHER BE IN BATHTUB WITH WIFE!
it'S those FrecKLe thiNGs on SharK noSEs so they Get thOse exTra eLecTricaL imPUlses to Find pRey eaSIEr!!
I DON'T NEED NO FRECKLE THINGS TO CATCH PREY! ASK WIFE IF HE HAS SEEN THEM!
@itsconstantinebitch doEs he Have shARk freCKles on his Nose???
Not his wife anymore. But yes, he has them. Quite mm... beautiful, I'd say.
he's SO cOOL!!!
Be careful, he won't hurt children because he knows I'll kill him if he does. But still, be careful, little one.
oKay i'm GoNNa get hiM a lot of Fish as a SnacKrifice
If you want him to really like you, give him a nasty human. Like Joker or someone like that. He loves eating bad people. Well, at least he loves seeing me happy and I'm happy when he eats bad people.
@kingisshark
mm... i DuNNo if i can Get dad tO aGrEE to be EateN for Me. (buT he CouLD always Go hunTINg fOr @/jokerwithcrowbar or @/sillyjokes mAybe!!)
I'm sure he would love that honey. You tell me if your dad is ever not treating you well, alright? I'll take care of it. The same goes for everyone else
weLL i Mean of CouRse he wasN't grEAt when i was yOUnger, but Now we mOstlY igNore eaCh othER. thAnks!! you'Re cOOl too, eVen if you'Re nOt a shaRk!
Thanks kid. I might not be a shark, but I have tons of books about them. Want to borrow some?
yEs pleaSe!! do You wanT some laZarUS pit watEr? it's got SharKs in it riGht Now but I thinK my boyFrieNd wouldn'T mind if yOu wantEd a sampLe... i'LL ask hiM Tho
I would love some of the pits water, I've been wanting to study it for a while. Who's your boyfriend? How old are you kid?
oh he's AltaiR!! he'S greAt, he staBBed me and thEn saved My life and nOw he loVes to Hold my hAnd 💚🧡💜 @alzhul i'm uHhh... siX? no, nINetEEn!! preTTy sure niNeTeen.
Stabbing isn't usually a good thing.
Mmm... alright. If he treats you well, then I can't complain
It wasn't a good thing, but we didn't know each other then.
Be careful with him, I don't think you want to find out what it means to be on my bad side
His life is mine to protect. I felt his blood on my hands and stemmed it. I turned away from my life's work.
I would sooner cut my own throat than see JJ even mildly annoyed.
And he is my son so I think I-
Fuck, I didn't- I meant he- fucking hell
It doesn't sound like we're in disagreement, now does it?
OMGOMGOMGOMG i loVE shArks!!!! yoU'Re so cOOl!!! do You haVe aMpuLLae of lorEnziNi like ActuaL shaRKs???? whaT's your Bite fOrce?! do You haVe favoRIte ocEAns TO swim in?? - @joker-junior
I DON'T KNOW WHAT AMPUSDFSFJSJ OF LORVMMSVSKV IS!
MY BITE FORCE IS STRONG! NO FAVORITE OCEAN! WOULD RATHER BE IN BATHTUB WITH WIFE!
it'S those FrecKLe thiNGs on SharK noSEs so they Get thOse exTra eLecTricaL imPUlses to Find pRey eaSIEr!!
I DON'T NEED NO FRECKLE THINGS TO CATCH PREY! ASK WIFE IF HE HAS SEEN THEM!
@itsconstantinebitch doEs he Have shARk freCKles on his Nose???
Not his wife anymore. But yes, he has them. Quite mm... beautiful, I'd say.
he's SO cOOL!!!
Be careful, he won't hurt children because he knows I'll kill him if he does. But still, be careful, little one.
oKay i'm GoNNa get hiM a lot of Fish as a SnacKrifice
If you want him to really like you, give him a nasty human. Like Joker or someone like that. He loves eating bad people. Well, at least he loves seeing me happy and I'm happy when he eats bad people.
@kingisshark
mm... i DuNNo if i can Get dad tO aGrEE to be EateN for Me. (buT he CouLD always Go hunTINg fOr @/jokerwithcrowbar or @/sillyjokes mAybe!!)
I'm sure he would love that honey. You tell me if your dad is ever not treating you well, alright? I'll take care of it. The same goes for everyone else
weLL i Mean of CouRse he wasN't grEAt when i was yOUnger, but Now we mOstlY igNore eaCh othER. thAnks!! you'Re cOOl too, eVen if you'Re nOt a shaRk!
Thanks kid. I might not be a shark, but I have tons of books about them. Want to borrow some?
yEs pleaSe!! do You wanT some laZarUS pit watEr? it's got SharKs in it riGht Now but I thinK my boyFrieNd wouldn'T mind if yOu wantEd a sampLe... i'LL ask hiM Tho
I would love some of the pits water, I've been wanting to study it for a while. Who's your boyfriend? How old are you kid?
oh he's AltaiR!! he'S greAt, he staBBed me and thEn saved My life and nOw he loVes to Hold my hAnd 💚🧡💜 @alzhul i'm uHhh... siX? no, nINetEEn!! preTTy sure niNeTeen.
Stabbing isn't usually a good thing.
Mmm... alright. If he treats you well, then I can't complain
It wasn't a good thing, but we didn't know each other then.
Be careful with him, I don't think you want to find out what it means to be on my bad side
His life is mine to protect. I felt his blood on my hands and stemmed it. I turned away from my life's work.
I would sooner cut my own throat than see JJ even mildly annoyed.
OMGOMGOMGOMG i loVE shArks!!!! yoU'Re so cOOl!!! do You haVe aMpuLLae of lorEnziNi like ActuaL shaRKs???? whaT's your Bite fOrce?! do You haVe favoRIte ocEAns TO swim in?? - @joker-junior
I DON'T KNOW WHAT AMPUSDFSFJSJ OF LORVMMSVSKV IS!
MY BITE FORCE IS STRONG! NO FAVORITE OCEAN! WOULD RATHER BE IN BATHTUB WITH WIFE!
it'S those FrecKLe thiNGs on SharK noSEs so they Get thOse exTra eLecTricaL imPUlses to Find pRey eaSIEr!!
I DON'T NEED NO FRECKLE THINGS TO CATCH PREY! ASK WIFE IF HE HAS SEEN THEM!
@itsconstantinebitch doEs he Have shARk freCKles on his Nose???
Not his wife anymore. But yes, he has them. Quite mm... beautiful, I'd say.
he's SO cOOL!!!
Be careful, he won't hurt children because he knows I'll kill him if he does. But still, be careful, little one.
oKay i'm GoNNa get hiM a lot of Fish as a SnacKrifice
If you want him to really like you, give him a nasty human. Like Joker or someone like that. He loves eating bad people. Well, at least he loves seeing me happy and I'm happy when he eats bad people.
@kingisshark
mm... i DuNNo if i can Get dad tO aGrEE to be EateN for Me. (buT he CouLD always Go hunTINg fOr @/jokerwithcrowbar or @/sillyjokes mAybe!!)
I'm sure he would love that honey. You tell me if your dad is ever not treating you well, alright? I'll take care of it. The same goes for everyone else
weLL i Mean of CouRse he wasN't grEAt when i was yOUnger, but Now we mOstlY igNore eaCh othER. thAnks!! you'Re cOOl too, eVen if you'Re nOt a shaRk!
Thanks kid. I might not be a shark, but I have tons of books about them. Want to borrow some?
yEs pleaSe!! do You wanT some laZarUS pit watEr? it's got SharKs in it riGht Now but I thinK my boyFrieNd wouldn'T mind if yOu wantEd a sampLe... i'LL ask hiM Tho
I would love some of the pits water, I've been wanting to study it for a while. Who's your boyfriend? How old are you kid?
oh he's AltaiR!! he'S greAt, he staBBed me and thEn saved My life and nOw he loVes to Hold my hAnd 💚🧡💜 @alzhul i'm uHhh... siX? no, nINetEEn!! preTTy sure niNeTeen.
Stabbing isn't usually a good thing.
Mmm... alright. If he treats you well, then I can't complain
It wasn't a good thing, but we didn't know each other then.
Ah fuck @forgotten-wayne
ah fUck whAT is it???
Nope no oh hell no
I’m not gonna be a statistic…
whaT kind bEcAUse there's LikE all SOrts of StaTIstiCs
Not to be rude … like you
That’s one statistic I don’t wanna become
weLL i Mean that IS prEtty rude i Can't HeLP who i AM??
My profile on you says otherwise but I digress
Tell that ‘dad’ of yours to stay the fuck away from the orphanage!
whICh one? @jason-peter-todd-harper oR @jokerwithcrowbar ??? alSO why woUld theY be GOinG to An oRPhanaGe??
I meant JOKER you idiot I caught his ass near mine tell him to fuck off or else I’m getting GCPD and Batman on his ass
How about you fuck off?
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ooh FlOOr chEEse, five sECond rule!! lmaO
This could not be more clearly a trap, so obviously the allure of cheese was too much.
the bOX has faLLen on Me
I should release you, but this is convenient.
Scoops up the box.
Five second rule.
Tair i nEEd a bloWtorCh
little scrabbling sounds inside the box
You get some air holes.
poke poke poke
🪤
ooh FlOOr chEEse, five sECond rule!! lmaO
This could not be more clearly a trap, so obviously the allure of cheese was too much.
the bOX has faLLen on Me
I should release you, but this is convenient.
Scoops up the box.
Five second rule.
🪤
ooh FlOOr chEEse, five sECond rule!! lmaO
This could not be more clearly a trap, so obviously the allure of cheese was too much.
So... you know EVERYTHING, right? Tell me how I can make @gothamsvengance fall in love with me, hm?
Oh... coming to make a deal with me? Deals are never complete without an offering.
I offer you... uh... @joker-junior my child
take him and make the bat fall in love with me
uh Do i hAVe to go aNyWHere??? i kINda WaNNa stay hEre
Hm. What do you say, chum? Do you wanna be sacrificed?
I’m nOt aLLowed to diE, betWEen docTor’S ordErs and my boyFrIENd’s orders
sooOo if we CAN puLL one off withOut deaTh then i gUEss??
He's not allowed to die.
