[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[jessafer94]

Made it another trip around the sun 😎

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[perriaeyjeve]

[3sola]

screaming songs in the car together>>>

[out-andabout]

more

[rainwashedsoul]

[bookofspiders-deactivated202506]

i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil

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[beatrixbenic]

i want sapphic women to look at me in public and think ‘i hope she likes girls’

[marnadalvalley]

Sea 🌊🏖️⛵

[3ger]

‪‪❤︎‬

[lustfilled-indulgences]

"i've got you" "you're okay" "it's okay i'm here" during sex,,, aahaahaa aheheeeeheee

[heylsgowt]

[sarikiraz-deactivated20230529]

[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[starlit-meadow]

do you want to come over and watch trashy court tv with me

[starlit-meadow]

A dude took a girl out on a picnic date, and listened to a satirical weatherman say it was sunny out. It rained. The girl did not go on a date with him again. He is suing for $3,000.

[starlit-meadow]

Imagine going on tv to be sued and you get accused of being “a big pretender”.

[starlit-meadow]

A man stays at an old house, hears creaking floor boards from the temperature changes, sees a flickering light from a loose lightbulb, and gets scared.

[starlit-meadow]

[starlit-meadow]

She needs a divorce because her husband buys generic mac and cheese and suave shampoo. She uses pantene.

[starlit-meadow]

He’s trying to explain what a meme is but keeps pronouncing it like “me me”