a blog with me in it

come over here and make me laugh and i'll love you forever

[am-i-quiche]

Ugh

when you're getting sick and you don't want to eat

SHIT JUST GOT REAL I THINK IM DYING HLP

[byefromcamilleundeadboys-deacti]

how to ruin the magic of tarot cards by me and my girlfriend

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清平四赏 (source)

[nevermasturbateinthemorning-blog]

AN OLD WOMAN ON THE BUS STARED AT ME AS THOUGH SHE COULD READ MY MIND AND THEN I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE SHE COULD ACTUALLY READ MY MIND AND JUST AS I THOUGHT THAT SHE GAVE ME THIS REAL SNEAKY SMILE.

(via nevermasturbateinthemorning)

[nevermasturbateinthemorning-blog]

I remember before I went to school, when my family was still very poor; we went to the food bank a couple of times, which was terribly exciting for me.

Sometimes we were given flavoured sachets of porridge or even Raro.

This is back when my parents where still studying and had seven kids to...

[nevermasturbateinthemorning-blog]

It was great. It was liberating.

Quite often, when I am naked in front of other humans I get self-conscious because I am aware that my body is different from the types of bodies that are frequently depicted in glossy magazines and aspirational yoghurt ads.

However, performing with a group of...

[am-i-quiche]

This interview with Peter Davison is so terrible, like how are those her questions? #youcantjustaskpeopleiftheyregrettheirdecisionstotheirfaceontelly

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[awwww-cute]

[fratboikiller-deactivated201512]

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

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Yall…….Chris Hayes.. (not confirmed yet)

[sandandglass]

[sizvideos]

[ugly-bread]

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

[mawile]

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

[waluigiology]

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

[serinos-kitt]

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

[coral]

Hers was a twilight world, where the moon floated up over the trees at night like a tremulous balloon of silver light and the bluish rays wavered through the leaves outside her window, quivering in fluid patterns on the wallpaper of her room. The very air was mildly opaque, and forms wavered and blended one with the other. The wind blew in gentle, capricious gusts, now here, now there, coming from the sea or from the rose garden (she could tell by the scent of water or of flowers).

Sylvia Plath (via feellng)

[pernellc]

@RussellWebster: Now they just say “Support ‘our’ police” and everyone knows what they mean. http://t.co/b10zWkXDll