waluigi's son

I love memes and political banter and patter

[waluigiology]

white brits out here like: “Gavin and Stacy marathon at Frankie and Benny’s this weekend, BYOA (bring your own actimel)”

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

[waluigiology]

me, sober: *washes my hands after going to the bathroom*

me, after 1 drink: “the piss and shit are good for my immune system”

[c3po]

fuck rick and morty

piss in a porty

die before fourty

[hustlerose]

oppressed for being horny 

[roadjunk]

idk why people hate hamilton this fuckin slaps

[with-practice]

[relishboi]

[swollennugs]

[da-imaginarium]

#6 Year of the Pupper!

Gong Xi Fat Choi! A happy, healthy and prosperous new year!

[a-titty-ninja]

[theirisianprincess]

DID HE MAKE IT??

[imnotafraidofhospitals]

he makes it

[theirisianprincess]

THANK FUCKING GOD

[skarchomp]

Here’s the new definitive Smash Bros ranking

[iwantmyurl]

i respect this but as a Kirby main what would he be

[skarchomp]

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[yotsuba-and-reactions]

[aidn]

[undercitytwerkteam]

when u get charged by reinhardt but zarya bubbles you just before you hit the wall

[undercitytwerkteam]

when u get charged by reinhardt but ana gets him with a clutch sleep dart before you hit the wall

[waluigiology]

i bought tickets to see hamilton again so i guess this is my new life, just gotta wait 9 months (like birthing a child)

[batreaux]

parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme

me:

[pandora]

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test