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white brits out here like: “Gavin and Stacy marathon at Frankie and Benny’s this weekend, BYOA (bring your own actimel)”
Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent
me, sober: *washes my hands after going to the bathroom*
me, after 1 drink: “the piss and shit are good for my immune system”
fuck rick and morty
piss in a porty
die before fourty
oppressed for being horny
idk why people hate hamilton this fuckin slaps
#6 Year of the Pupper!
Gong Xi Fat Choi! A happy, healthy and prosperous new year!
DID HE MAKE IT??
he makes it
THANK FUCKING GOD
Here’s the new definitive Smash Bros ranking
i respect this but as a Kirby main what would he be
i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.
when u get charged by reinhardt but zarya bubbles you just before you hit the wall
when u get charged by reinhardt but ana gets him with a clutch sleep dart before you hit the wall
i bought tickets to see hamilton again so i guess this is my new life, just gotta wait 9 months (like birthing a child)
parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme
me:
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test