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Shawn. He/him/his. Minnesota. White and TME. 18+ and DNI unless you're also. I'm a shithead. Some of my spelling mistakes are cuz I'm dyslexic, most are cuz I'm a fucking idiot. I simp on main a lot, sorry. My therapist says it's okay for me to have someone beat the shit out of me as long as it doesn't become a habit. NSFW Blog @tweddledeee

[lilybrandin-deactivated20170419]

[choudo-ii]

heppy pride munth

[femaleastronauts]

[retropopcult]

The Cat from Outer Space (1978)

[radiofreederry]

[thegreatgrumbolia]

[cake-and-sunshine]

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

[sandmandaddy69]

[miamaimania]

“Ceramic Computer” by Ma Jun ⬣ Ming-style patterns reimagine desktop hardware

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

@abalidoth thought this might interest you as an unconventionally decorated computer

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[geigergearz]

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

[thefelixc]

@letsblogwithmama Let’s steal with mama

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[lesbianknighterrant]

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

[lesbianknighterrant]

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

[lesbianknighterrant]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

[unfairunknown]

Is this Maxwell Gotch??

[thetursithan]

After a couple of beers anything is possible...

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[orcboxer]

Sadam HATE this hole

[totally-a-wizard]

This is what happens when a cave diver DOESN'T have a young wife, two kids, and a third child on the way back home.

[orcboxer]

i have GOT to get back to my nothing

[busket]

I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it's probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn't being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you're not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say "we love faggots" but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying "I love being a faggot" it feels so more real.

and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say "haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️‍🌈" we should be able to publicly execute their ceo

[zegalba]

Nintendo Gamecube, Resident Evil Ad (2002)

[mortalityplays]

a good third of tumblr is basically palliative care for people who have doctor's notes to say they're excused from changing, growing or acknowledging anybody else's life experiences. 4chan doomerism but the slurs are reclaimed.

[grox]

[11-515]

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[the-lumpfish-queen]