Deer in Nara

P* / 25 / f / speaks French, tries English / Married to River Song

[nebulous-faeling-deactivated202]

Harry Potter Headcannon

One year at Christmas Ginny is opening presents and she opens the one from her mom. It is a much too large crimson sweater with a G on it. She holds it in her hands out in front of her. Her brothers walk in wishing her a merry Christmas all wearing theirs. George’s midriff is showing.

[autisticsimon-archive-blog]

George refuses to switch back.

[sombresorages]

omg could you draw this @snikkt

[artofpan]

[elisabetholsens]

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       "Typical isn’t it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.“

[upandoutcomic]

Love me a good court case.

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[fuckwitjulite]

Nangijala is a place beyond the stars.

[thealogie]

I’m so glad the sitcom joke happened because I can just draw life from the sitcom au of the show. John is literally a jealous boyfriend and his catchphrase is “were you flirting with Sherlock Holmes?” and Sherlock is brilliant but legitimately incredibly clumsy and every episode ends with John…

[raediate]

I’ve never written a sherlock fanfic in my life but this au is just too good to pass up.

[the Sherlock opening music plays but this is sitcom!lock so it’s just a poppy, overly enhanced electric baseline] 

[sitcom!Sherlock burst through the door, wearing only booty-shorts and suspenders]

[whistles from the audience] 

Sherlock: Another day, another gay club saved from Moriarty’s evil clutches.  

[Exasperated sitcom!John follows, wearing his old army uniform]

John: I understand your disguise, but why did I have to wear this?

Sherlock: As always you see but do not observe… just how good your ass looks in those trousers! 

[audience whoops and hollers]

John: [wraps arms around Sherlock] Not as good as your ass looked on that stage.  Where’d you learn those exotic dance moves? 

Sherlock: You know my methods, John.    

[audience members scream and faint as they go in for a kiss]

[Suddenly, Neighbor!Jim enters]    

Jim: Hello neighbors. [looks at the camera] Did you miss me?

[audience laughs] 

Sherlock: Ahhhh, Jim from next door.  How’ve you been? 

Jim: Oh, you know.  Just [looks at the camera again] stayin’ alive.

[audience laughs]

Jim: [stares at Sherlock’s outfit] Oh my, Sherlock!  You look hot enough to burn someone’s heart out. 

Sherlock: [laughs] Ohhh, you! 

John: [getting all jealous] Are you flirting with Sherlock Holmes?

Jim: [laughs] Of course not. [looks at the camera] I’m Moriarty 

John: What was that?

Sherlock: What did you say?

Jim: Um…Could I borrow some more uh ya tea? 

[Mrs. Hudson enters] 

Mrs. Hudson: Sherlock Holmes!  Have you been youtubing again?  

[everyone laughs as we fade to the commercial break]

[thealogie]

“Another day, another gay club saved from Moriarty’s evil clutches” is literally a line I thought of when I was typing this. You get it.

[raediate]

Episodes always start with Sherlock coming home in some outrageous (sexy) outfit and little to no context is given, just some vague reference or horrible pun.

Like: Sherlock enters the flat, dressed in a sexy teacher outfit, removes his glasses and says, “Well we certainly taught the Pre-K Gang a lesson!”  And John just sighs, exasperated yet aroused (which is pretty much a constant state for him in this au)

All of Moriarty’s schemes are just ways of getting Sherlock to run around in as little clothing as possible.  Like: “Oh dear serial murders at the nudist beach.  Just try and stop me, Sherlock!  You’ll never figure out where he hides murder weapon ;)”

Sherlock solves every crime in the most outrageous and convoluted way possible yet it always seems to work out and Molly and Greg are the only ones who notice how bizarre everything is and are like, “How was snogging John in front of the witness essential to solving the case?” and Sherlock is just like, “Science guyz.  I wrote about it on the website.”

John is constantly getting cockblocked by a sudden appearance from Neighbor!Jim

Someone turns around and Mycroft is standing there.  He says something cryptic and the instance the person turns away he vanishes again.

I love this so much.  This au brings me such joy.  I don’t remember a world where this au did not exist.  It must have been a sad one indeed. Thank you.  You have changed my life life forever. 

[oscarwetnwilde]

A Bit Of Fry And Laurie- America (Song)

[robertseanleonard]

‘That doesn’t sound anything like “pass the marmalade”.’

[britishcomedyoverflowing]

Tricky Linguistics x

[thegreatclown-pagliacci]

Have a bit of Fry & Laurie, friends.

[a-matter-of-timing]

A Bit of Fry and Laurie - 4x03

[old-man-bombadil]

SCENE: A middle-class English interior, with English armchairs. An English evening. Mr. Smith, an Englishman, seated in his English armchair and wearing English slippers, is smoking his English pipe and reading an English newspaper, near an English fire. He is wearing English spectacles and a small gray English mustache. Beside him, in another English armchair, Mrs. Smith, an Englishwoman, is darning some English socks. A long moment of English silence. The English clock strikes 17 English strokes.

Opening Stage Directions for Ionesco’s “The Bald Soprano” (via old-man-bombadil)

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[collegiate-confession]

[praaatt]

[doona-baes]

[lamaisondesreves-blog]

It seems to me, fantasy should be as close as possible to journalism. The right word is not ‘banalizing’, although in fact a little of this is involved. Rather, I mean that the effectiveness of a fantastic story will depend on its being told in the most simple and practical terms

Dino Buzzati (via lamaisondesreves-blog)

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Dino Buzzati, Toc, toc (1957)