You've Met With A Terrible Fate, Haven't You?

Professional dragon chaser.

[thegreatclown-pagliacci]

I love you all. I know Ive been absent, but thank you. This account will be gone in a few hours.

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[watercolorblackcat]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[galexion]

I’m voting for him

[halfd3af]

[floofycooly]

Some of these are legitimately good takes

[meegsneeg]

a recent conversation in my group chat 

[trek-tracks]

Starfleet @ Leonard McCoy: Could you please just stop violating the Prime Directive for humanitarian reasons, just for a second

Leonard McCoy:

[thetimetostrikeislater]

[nuclear-wessels]

Leonard Horatio McCoy is a doctor first, a good southern boy who respects women and loves his momma second, and a starfleet officer third. If he sees meemaw in the hospital on dialysis, then by god, he’s going to grow her a new kidney.

[yel-halansu]

This is probably my favourite McCoy moment ever :’)

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: School of Rock (2003) dir. Richard Linklater 

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[lightblindingme]

Frank’s idea of fixing things

[crybourg]

me trying to comfort my friends

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lindatart]

There are two types of ppl | Insp.

[brolinjosh]

- Is that all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner? - Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography

[lavenderfables]

Treasure Planet (2002)

[thecreach]

Try speeding through this, asshole.

[sma11meat-deactivated20170922]

You cant out run your past, Sonic

[teaboot]

"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"

Cool. Don't

[teaboot]

"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

[teaboot]

"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss

[teaboot]

Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

[teaboot]

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care

[teaboot]

*softly* you're an unpleasant person

[mikelogan]

He can dance if he wants to…

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[sithholocron-deactivated2012090]

[ohiwishiwerearealboy]

Oh, my dashboard has been blessed