Run with me & I'll show you the stars!

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[psilocervidae]

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[hayaosmiyazaki]

We’ve got to find Jack! There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

learned that astronauts Mark Lee and Jan Davis married in secret 9 months before their joint flight to the ISS and didn’t tell NASA until it was too late to train replacements. They are the only married couple to have ever flown in space together. (x)

[memewhore]

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[isnt]

“I always wish for you to find me”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[tyleroakley]

(via “dear influencers partying during the pandemic…”)

[srsfunny]

I was just a collector

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[pretty-littlefears]

Period!

[tikkety-tok]

[homopower]

SCREAMING

[ftmfml]

AUDIO DESCRIPTION Cashier: “Is that everything?” Customer: (referencing the person coming in the shop door) “I don’t know, is THAT for sale??” Blue shorts hottie: “Oooh baby, I’ve GOT a husband…”

[naamahdarling]

You have to mention that EVERYONE in this clip has a country accent.

[relatablepicturesoflisasimpson]

[suslancat-deactivated20181120]

[aspiring-inspiration]

[jellys]

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

[forbiddnsky]

wait! its too dangerous to go alone, take this! *puts my hand in yours* 🥺