Playing teen boys in operas since 1786

Theta • He/Him • Adult • Jewish antizionist 🇵🇸• Classical singer • Previously @crustaceousfaggot

[psilocervidae]

Hobbies:

[firstofficerkittycat]

babygirl I love it when u get catholic

[firstofficerkittycat]

nonono the master is space jesus it's literally the second coming it's rapture horror. Rassilon puts that thing in his head and makes him a messiah to pull them back into the mortal world and bring about the end of days they are trying to kill all of creation so the pure of heart can ascend into holy vestiges of light free of their bodies and of sin the doctor literally goes hey um. This is a death cult. U know this is a death cult rite

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[naanviolent]

[apolladay]

Have you ever been to a celebrity's grave?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

Define celebrity however you'd like.

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[valtsv]

i would #thrive in an arctic penal colony

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[blemgoid]

crossfaded off a block of cheese and an apple waylaying every traveller on the road

[whatkindofnameisella]

ursula k le guin affirmations for your day:

it is our differences which make us dearer to one another

it is never too late to start loving

the enemy is not the foreigner, but the ones who tell you to hate the foreigner

everyone should have food, shelter, and work

everything is a yin and yang metaphor if you try hard enough

sci-fi is important

[ladiesofcinema]

Hacks (2021-present) Par for the Course (S03E06)

[crabanarchy]

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.