amanda burst through ethan’s front door, diving headfirst into his couch. “e, i’m so hungry, i could die.” she groaned, placing a hand on her head for dramatic measure. “the only way to save me is to make me the deep dish pizza you made on your channel three weeks ago.” she said cheekily, popping her head up to gaze at him. there were two things amanda loved best: her race car shaped bed, and ethan’s cooking.
artemis had anything but a normal diet. the young girl would eat almost anything as she couldn’t see the point of depriving herself of the goodness the world had to offer. however, there was clear disgust on her face as she watched the person, amanda, opposite to her eat. “ i can’t believe you just put that into your mouth. “ her entire face scrunching up to show her disgust. “ that’s against the laws of nature. ”
amanda took a long sip of her drink, giving art a cheeky grin. “hey, i bought these for really cheap off of amazon.” she protested, swishing her bacon-flavored soda can in her hand. “it came with two other flavors: sweet corn and ranch if you’re interested.” she teased, waggling her eyebrows at her.
“Why doesn’t that kind of thing surprise me anymore?” taking a sip of her coffee, Juliette shot her friend a judgmental look, trying not to laugh. “A little rude, but I don’t blame him,” she said, with a small smile on the corner of her lips. “ I stayed at home most of the time. A new eyeshadow palette came Saturday afternoon and I spent the rest of the day trying to create some amazing makeup to post on my channel. And seeing the result, I remembered why I chose fashion.”
“c’mon, jules! you’re amazing at makeup and fashion, and all things pretty.” amanda gushed, giving her friend a playful punch. despite their many differences, she always loved spending time with juliette. sure, she could come off as cold to others, but deep down, amanda knew she was a softie.
snatching the coffee cup in juliette’s hand, amanda took a sip. “i don’t know why people still drink coffee when hot chocolate is a thing.” she said with a wince, handing the beverage back to her best friend.
“so my tinder date told me he loved cameron diaz films so i downloaded the movie ‘sex tape’ off the internet... turns out it was an actual sex tape... from the ‘70s.” amanda said sheepishly, her ferret, dude, curled up in her lap. “anyway, he said he left his cigarettes in his car, made a run for it and drove off. that sums up my weekend so far. how was yours?”
holy crap, is that KENNEDY WALSH over there ? nevermind, it must be AMANDA DELANO, that COMEDY VLOGGER youtuber. isn’t it crazy that they’re TWENTY-ONE and already have 18m subscribers ? i heard that they’re known to be INELEGANT, but also pretty AMICABLE, just like a typical LEO. ( pink nail polish, dyed hair, a pet ferret ).
hey guys, it’s lilo & i will be serving you my dumbass bb amanda delano, aka amanduh. leave a like and i will slide into your dms !!
basics
amanda delano, known for her youtube channel “amanduh” is a comedy vlogger/youtube personality who rose to accidental fame at the age of 17 when a viral video of her was uploaded onto youtube entitled “I LICKED THE INSIDE OF A FREEZER IN HOME DEPOT AND GOT MY TONGUE STUCK (FIRE DEPARTMENT CALLED)” which garnered over 8m views worldwide. since then, she has uploaded weekly videos, often featuring her pet albino ferret named dude.
personality
amanda can be described as optimistic, amicable, and humorous. however, she is criticized for her inelegance, awkwardness, and impulsivity.
appearance
amanda is known to dye her hair in various colors whenever she feels like it. she is a natural blonde but is sometimes seen in pink, black, and red hair. she dresses very feminine, often seen in sun dresses, pink tracksuits and skirts. she is 5″7 inches tall and has done minor modelling gigs in commercials and print ads.
notable work
i got locked in trader joe’s this is not a prank omg can someone pls call 911, oh wait i have a phone lmao ok nvm i’ll do it (9m views)
my pet ferret dyes my hair challenge (5.2m views)
fighting 9 year olds on club penguin (5m views)
how to make a bowl of cereal - cooking tutorial !!! (3.5m views)
training my pet ferret to hit the woah - spoiler alert: he didn’t like it so he bit me (2m views)