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@amanofobsolescence-blog
This is a basic representation of how I felt watching CrashCourse’s [a channel that I actually do like’s] shit-awful series on economics. They had some ups, they had some extreme downs and extremely propagandic moments, all-in-all, terrifying mostly due to the weird examples they used to try to justify some arguments. Pretty liberal, watch if you want a basic refresher on bourgeois theory.
I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.
They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man.
He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters.
Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. “I have four sisters,” he answers.
This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray. During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.
The lead spy is Helen Mirren. She nails the Action Boy in the shower. There’s a lot of lingering closeups on the way the shower spray runs across his breathlessly ecstatic face. We also hear every breathless whimper of his climax, while out in the hallway Lucy Liu is smoking impatiently, a duffel bag full of rocket launchers slung over her shoulder. The President isn’t going to kidnap herself, here, christ.
Action Boy emerges in a small towel, sheepish yet radiant. Helen Mirren emerges in a tuxedo, also smoking, also with a duffel bag of rocket launchers.
In one scene, the lead villain captures the Strong Male Character. He is, once more, inexplicably shirtless as she ties him to the chair. He makes some quips about his sexual independence before he is rescued by a sweat-drenched Helen Mirren, who kicks down the door and nukes everyone in the room. Strong Male Character’s hair remains perfect throughout the ordeal.
Strong Male Character is heartlessly slain in front of Helen Mirren’s eyes despite all of his skills and combat prowess. His body slumps to the ground, lifeless but supple. Helen Mirren makes a witty quip at Strong Male Character’s killers before quickly and dramatically slaying them all.
She steals one last glance at Strong Male Character. His beautiful eyes stare back from a handsome face with perfectly tussled hair, lips positioned a if in a gentle sigh. There’s no bringing him back now. Helen Mirren walks away, stronger than before. Strong Male Character’s death has hardened her, but given her the strength and resolve to complete her task.
Roll credits.
An after credits preview clip comes on as a teaser. Helen Mirren with a huge explosion tearing things up behind her walks toward the camera with a new Strong Male Character wearing the tiny, tattered remnants of a burned shirt about his flexing pecs and deltoids, and he is carrying the bag of rocket launchers as he steps in behind her.
So Matt Bomer?
I’m seeing Matt Bomer
and then fandom burns itself to the ground trying to find some guy to slash him with
Nah, Matt Bomer is almost 40. Despite his good looks and great bod, he’s way too old to play the shaggable romantic supporting character to 70-year-old Helen Mirren.
Matt Bomer plays Helen Mirren’s sadder-but-wiser ex, computer-savvy, gorgeous but still single, fiercely independent (but it’s all an act).
Helen Mirren shows up on his doorstep to ask him for one last hacker job, for old time’s sake. Matt hauls off to slap Helen in the face, but Helen catches his wrist, pulls him close, and kisses him long and hard. Matt struggles at first but finally melts into her embrace.
Lucy Liu strolls past them into Matt’s chic apartment, slapping Matt on the ass as she mutters “Some things never change, do they?”
Late the next night, as Matt and Helen hack into the CIA database, Helen tucks a stray lock of Matt’s hair behind his ear and asks him why there’s no husband or kids in the picture after all this time.
Matt turns his sad, beautiful eyes toward her and confesses that there has only ever been Helen for him, but he couldn’t stand never knowing if she would come back alive when she left on a mission. Helen and Matt nearly have a moment, but the computer beeps with the results of their search.
The next morning, Helen goes into the kitchen to find Matt’s 20-year-old nephew has come to stay for the weekend. Helen and the camera slowly pan up and down his gorgeous, toned, oiled-up and glistening body as he stands, nearly-naked but for his tight, black satin booty-short underwear, and starts making a gourmet vegetarian omelet.
He turns around and smiles at Helen. “You must be a friend of Uncle Matt. I’m Caden. You hungry?”
Helen’s eyes drift down to Caden’s bulging crotch. “Oh, I could eat,” she quips.
Helen Mirren and the actor who plays the 20 year old nephew get together in real life. Everyone is delighted by this.
I don’t think financing this would be a problem; distribution probably would. We could hack into the network feed for the Super Bowl, perhaps.
I would watch this a million times
I love this so much I’m gonna illustrate it.
Here is @kehinki‘s part 1
OK, seriously, why isn’t this movie already real?
Somewhere a male studio exec has woken up screaming in agony, and he doesn’t know why.
this post wins ALL OF THE AWARDS
(after-credits sequence reveals Ming Na-Wen was the REAL mastermind all along, as she lights a cigar and puts her feet up on The Rock’s naked, crouching form)
This man’s hat - I want it.
Maru contemplates the absurdity of individuals taking credit for what was the result of the interrelations of human beings.
“Anarcho-Capitalism”
For the record, not an Anarchist, however, I’m confused constantly by the use of either term by these market fundamentalists. Now, obviously politics and economic thought in particular evolved weirdly here, however, AnCapism has always been a mainly online passtime - it’s something angry “Classical” Liberals end up being before they eventually grow out of it and move the fuck on with their lives. That said, and I think this just kinda confronts the title itself more than anything else I could ever say - where is the Anarchy in keeping Capitalists as rulers, and where is the Capitalism in promoting a fairy-dust vision of something which has never existed? Now in case an AnCap sees this post - I’m not using that as an argument against the ideology itself, I’m using it as a simplistic and obvious fact of the matter. You could have the best political ideology possible, however, the point still remains that AnCaps are, ironically, neither Capitalists [since that’s an occupation, not an ideology in itself], nor Anarchists. Some might say that all one has to do to be a capitalist is support capitalism, I’d argue that’s a pedantic excuse to get out of the historical usage of the terms.
Philosophy by Studio Carreras
Think blackface and yellowface are a thing of the past? Get ready to cringe.
A Brief Note on Barnie Sandlers and Hillary “Menthol” Clinton
In all frankness, I have little to no faith in either of them. I mean, beyond the fact Sanders is a Social Democrat who’s forever ruined the term “Socialism,” both are basically the same candidate at this point, and it’s utterly worthless to squabble over such matters now. That said, most of their critics are vastly worse than they are.
In which John examines the complex and tangled question of the gender wage gap, and looks at some of the reasons why women who work full time are paid less than men who work full time.
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I am an egalitarian.
That means I talk about real issues, not this pol nonsense, not tax shit, not social issues, not fucking border laws or whatever the fuck.
I talk about the important shit, like video games being censored, porno being censored, porno, uh, porn, anime porn, um, censorship. When a video game or anime cartoon is being censored I’ll be there to talk about how fucked up it is. When a feminist is saying a cartoon girl is too sexy I’ll be there to laugh at her. That’s the egalitarian way, yup.
IF YOU IDENTIFY AS MALE YOU DONT HAVE TO USE HE/HIM PRONOUNS
IF YOU IDENTIFY AS FEMALE YOU DONT HAVE TO USE SHE/HER PRONOUNS
IF YOU IDENTIFY AS NON BINARY YOU DONT HAVE TO USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS
THIS GOES FOR ALL GENDER IDENTITIES
YOU CAN USE ANY PRONOUNS REGARDLESS OF YOUR GENDER IDENTITY.
FIGHT THE POWER!
Black Panthers. Yellow Peril. Brown Berets. American Indian Movement.
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Oxford Dictionary accused of sexist word examples
Oxford Dictionary is under fire after Michael Oman-Reagan, an anthropologist and Ph.D. candidate, pointed out these instances of sexist example sentences accompanying words like “rabid” and “shrill.” At first, Oxford Dictionaries responded with the above flippant tweet — but later apologized and vowed to change at least one of the words.
change ONE? smh they arent even trying
