The Big A

I have nothing to say

[dangerinella]

Call me the queen of aches and pains

[amarashmara]

Sick and tired of these micro walks

[amarashmara]

Today I was hanging off the edge

[dangerinella]

The naked man fears no pickpocket. Chew on that.

[crazybitchbjonk]

I have a great Canadian beaver

[amarashmara]

Walking like I need a cane recently

[amarashmara]

My school needs to like stop being hacked

[amarashmara]

This is chud life

[dangerinella]

Can someone find a straight branch I need to hang myself.

[amarashmara]

Sciatica is stealing all my summer plans

[brucealettus]

It’s lonely at the top 🦅🦅

[fishfry7]

me and bf got take out sushi party platter for dinner

they gave us four sets of chopsticks…..

[amarashmara]

I actually don’t want a deep tissue massage

[fishfry7]

how it feels to be the only person in the group to get a ice cream cone instead of a cup

[xenusgalacticconfederacy]

hell is sitting at a table while a teenage boy mumbles in the lowest monotone voice about how much he drinks #speakuporshutup #getahobby

[dangerinella]

What I would do to bust down some rosemary focaccia rn

[amarashmara]

Why is alanis laughing at her phone?