A Marriage of Onenessness.

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When I ask my wife if she wants to go see the latest sci-fi movie.

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When my wife tells me she wants to start a blog.

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When my wife tells me she invited a couple over for dinner she just met.

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My wife trying to find something to wear.

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My wife at the mention of Roden and Fields.

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When my wife says she has nothing to wear.

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After my wife gets her hair cut and colored.

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When I take my wife to a minor league baseball game.

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When my wife hears her name in a conversation I’m having with a friend.

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Because I know what it means when my wife offers me a bite of her sandwich first.

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Hearing my wife opening the door and knowing I haven't cleaned the dishes yet.

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My wife at least once a week.

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When we wake up early but don't want our dog to know.

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When my wife tells a really good joke.

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When my wife says, "but it was on sale.”

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Every time I hear my wife pass methane gas.

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When my wife sends me to the grocery store to pick up something other than milk and eggs.