IT'S ★ SHOWTIME!

We're fresh to life! New to the big screen, and- oh, are we live? Aw geez, well now I'm really excited to meet all of y'all! Ain't this the coolest lil' thing! Okay, so! My name is Elizabeth Ann, and this here is my friend Mary Anne! We'll do our best to tell all y'all aaall about us!! Write us a little letter, or two? Or three! As much as you want. We'd love to answer any questions!

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Elizabeth Ann: A girl’s routine is a mighty private thing, fellas! But recently, my momma bought us a telephone, and I’ve been using it almost every morning!

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Mary Anne: Scram.

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“Aw geez, Mary Anne!! Isn’t this exciting? We have our own blogs and everything!! What do you think we should do first?”

“... Do you even know what that means, Elizabeth Ann?”

“Not a clue!!”