I really like birds okay

Ingrid, 25, Norway.

[theweirdwideweb]

[wardenevka]

[errorcodelife]

✨Abolish the jury vote✨

[goldenskywalker]

in eurovision mythology, this is the saint of forest raves

[justanotherbookortwo]

Happy Eurovision day everyone

[deaconsbeacon]

game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story

me:

[merrybandofmurderers]

[harpyhormones]

man i really wish woo woo motherfuckers were treated less as jokes and more as the actual dangerous people they are

i dont care if theyre intentional scammers or just idiots

[harpyhormones]

everyone leading to this sort of shit is like legitimately dangerous. the target audience for this shit isnt autistic people, its parents that are gonna abuse the shit out of their autistic kids to try to “fix” them

[harpyhormones]

didnt even notice the “diabetes healing crystal” next to it

this shit should be illegal and everyone peddling this shit should be mocked and shamed and ostracized

[inferioristtx]

[casliyn]

To remember the beautiful, talented and show-stopping, Jessica Walter, here are some of her greatest moments as Lucille Bluth.

[breezeinmonochromenight]

good evening this is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen.

[follettina1111111111]

[worldlykid]

I found this really important tiktok about what to do if a Jehovah's Witness or Morman missionary comes to your door:

[thefriendlyneighborhoodpervert]

I spent some time in a Jehovah's Witness church. They're exceptionally skilled at recruiting people into their church. (And I was an ATHEIST)

I left after a couple months, I stayed just long enough to see that they explicitly believe women are inferior to men, and of course, that homosexuality is a sin on par with murder.

The whole missionary door to door thing is NOT how Jehovah's Witnesses recruit. That is how they convince their members that the world is out to get them. One of the first things they teach is that Jesus requires you to try to convert non Christians to the faith. (They say non Christian but mean non JW.)

Then they say, "look how people treat us, just for the crime of wanting to save their soul"

They have long time church members tutor the incoming members to smooth the process over. They're trained to smooth away any doubts you may have about the church.

It is a textbook cult but because it's a Christian cult, nobody will do anything about it.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Can someone make a transcript of this video?

[le-toque-toque]

Tiktok user: Hazel.j.hawlik

CC: Here's why you should not try to scare Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses that come knocking on your door.

It might be funny in the moment to say "Oh, sorry, I can't go to church on Sundays. That's when I sacrifice aborted fetuses to Beelzebub."

But it can be damaging in the long run to anyone that is thinking about escaping their cult.

People who are in cults are told that the outside world is evil, and while they might not like the conditions of the cult that they're in, they're guaranteed that the outside world is ten times worse.

And you trying to scare them away can reinforce those beliefs.

What's recommended by cult experts (and cult escapees) is that you take the time and listen to them if you have the time.

Then you can politely deny, and say "Sorry, I'm not interested," or "Sorry, I'm (this other religion)."

I like to give snacks or bottled water to anyone.

If it's Jehovah's Witness kids, I like to ask if they watch Caleb and Sophia, which is a popular Jehovah's Witnesses cartoon.

The idea is to plant the seed in their mind that the outside world isn't so bad and that they can leave if they want to.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Excellent thank you for this transcript!!

[horsegirlimogentemult]

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[newtonpermetersquare]

You can’t be that dumb, right?

[the-bi-man-cometh]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I love the ol’ “yea, I heard about all they anri-vax stuff. It’s all a Russian conspiracy cuz they know it works and they want us to get sick and die. Them and the Chinese cooked it up on facebook and are laughing there asses off at us. Can’t let em win!”

[kenisle]

hell yeah

[ahedderick]

Livestock drama

   “Let’s put pool noodles on the goat’s horns!” says a teenager.

“Why would you,   ” I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.

   It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat’s horns, the goat doesn’t really care. They’re very light, after all, and she can’t see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT?

   the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn’t want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.

   Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she’s surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want.

   This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just - a day at a farm, I guess.

10/02/20