[sarang-no-hana]

Let's see how many Arashi fans are in Tumblr

Reblog this if you are one of them

[amaviarrax-blog]

Master of lame jokes

Yesterday my co worker was grooming a dog that was only facing one way. Frustrated my co worker asked why it's only facing one way.

I responded "because it's a fan of one direction"

I made myself chuckle(and got a pity laugh from my co worker)

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[foiliage]

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

[alexisreneg]

Ow

[hellhearts]

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

[maruwrites]

this is so fcked up but i have to

[amaviarrax-blog]

Don’t get your double coated dog shaved and then blame the groomer.

Your dog coated dog does not need to be shaved, at all. Pretty much every groomer will try and talk you out of it.

Why?

Because there is absolutely no reason to shave your dog.

It won’t reduce shedding( it’ll actually make them shed more, the fur will just be shorter and not as noticeable)

It doesn’t make them cooler. Their coats keep them cool in the summer and warm in the winter.

Shaving a double coated dogs coat ruins the coat. When you shave them there is a risk that the coat will be damaged and either won’t grow back at all or will grow back in patches. Even if it does grow back it’s horrible.

[amaviarrax-blog]

Spiders are kind of dramatic

Last night I found a spider in my room. It was pretty big and looked similar to a black widow but didn't have the markings of one. So anyway, I got a little cup and some paper and put it in the cup (and covered the opening so it wouldn't get out) and then started taking it outside. It was fine in the cup, walking around and then all of a sudden it makes itself into a ball*plays dead*🙄

it's like child. I just saw you do that. Stop being so dramatic I'm just taking you outside.

A few moments after that it started unfolding itself but then must have realized it was still in the cup cause it played dead again.

Then I took it where there is a lot of grass/trees and far away from any houses and put the cup upside down on the grass so it could get out. But geez.

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[shutyourmoustache]

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS CRAZY.

[stardustparker]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[winchestersnco]

I AM A 911 CALLTAKER AND I CAN AFFIRM THIS IS A THING. I AM ALLOWED TO BREAK PROTOCOL FOR THIS.

ALSO, IF YOU DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE “ORDERING A PIZZA,” CALL AND LEAVE AN OPEN LINE. WE WILL STAY ON WITH YOU AND FIND YOUR LOCATION BASED ON GPS AND SEND SOMEONE. I HAVE DONE THIS MORE TIMES THAN NOT. WE ARE HERE TO HELP.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KNOW YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

[thing-you-do-with-that-thing]

Erin bless you for adding to this.

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

[super-space-time]

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

[space-tart]

#science tumblr to save the day from inaccuracies

[molotovriot-deactivated20150429]

#THAT’S WORSE

[naamahdarling]

They are called nematocysts. They are what make box jellies and other fun lil critters so dangerous, because without these wee little daggers, the venom would have no way to get into your skin. And yet something as thin as nylon stockings or pantyhose is enough to protect you, they are so small. So if you’re scared of jellyfish? Wear sexy sheer undergarments into the sea like the regal creature you are.

[ohnofixit]

I’m going to reblog this again because that is some of the best advice I have ever gotten on this blog.

[mysharona1987]

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[pleasepongo]

Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

[fight-0ff-yourdem0ns]

U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

[death-list-five]

Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

[calamity-cain]

God bless this post pls share it far & wide

[simonalkenmayer]

Half of the men in this country have no idea how their own genitals work.

[latent-thoughts]

This is so important. Spread the word.

[amaviarrax-blog]

I know money is tight for everyone right now, so I feel bad making this post but my family really needs help. My father passed away on October 14th. We thought we would be getting money in to help cover the costs for his cremation but we won't , so we aren't able to cover the costs. Which is why I’m trying to get donations to help cover the costs.

If anyone can donate, anything, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you

[amaviarrax-blog]

Ummm... these characters stole Reita's look 😮🤣

[amaviarrax-blog]

Anyone else wonder if you're going to die soon when you randomly get super horny?

[nodokasia]

I have the same problem, wwww too much sleep does not make you more active,(^^;)

[amaviarrax-blog]

Feeling like that can be a sign of a depression. Hopefully he's not but if he is i hope he takes time for his mental health.

[amaviarrax-blog]

I'm stupid

For real.

This is going to be a tmi post.

My neck hurts often, because my back gets stiff and all that fun stuff. So i have this hot/cold pain relief cream i use to put on my neck when it's really bothering me.

Here comes the tmi:

I'm on my period right now. I just used the bathroom and while in there i put the pain relief cream on my neck and then right after that my stupid ass decided to change my tampon. Without washing my hands first.

Down there now feels very fresh and tingles 😣😥

[chesutoberry-deactivated2019041]

Maybe Aiba's brother? Or could just be someone that looks like him 🤔

[nodokasia]

Boys will always be boys (^__^)~💙💛💜❤💚

[amaviarrax-blog]

Or dorks will always be dorks ;)