restrain; rule

a bloodswap tyrian darkleer blog trollian: capistrateCarnifex

[amaxte-blog]

↠ its clearly been a while since ive utlized this site but terrors is it refreshing

[chomkers]

[illegalityrefined]

I’ve been discovered. And I won’t dispute the ‘better’ part either, because clearly you are. /sarcasm?

I don’t know you well enough to decide if that’s sarcasm or not. All I know is that I’m horrible, Condescense is horrible, combine me with her blood color, and most likely that ends up being a disaster.

But yeah. Hi. Do you have another name or are you still a Zahhak? Emperor name?

[amaxte-blog]

↠ and i cant e%actly dispute the horrible part myself but i certainly dont go on about defiling corpses before eating them

↠ but youd do well to ease up on that emperor nonsense

↠ & im not a glubbin pei%es if thats what youre implying

↠ carnife% will suffice if your pan isnt equipped to handle identical titles

[amaxte-blog]

↠ and clearly the better version if THAT5 your first instinct w/ any inkling of attraction

[blackfairypresident]

most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there

[toookish]

[p1x1est1x]

amaxte started following you

Oh! Greet1ngs, yOur Majesty.

[amaxte-blog]

↠ ah i mustve overlooked this ↠ despite it being the only decent introduction ive had on this site

↠ well met ↠ im assuming youve something others call you by yes

[lustyneedles-blog]

I’m doubting you’re calling yourself fat, so that just means you’re bigger n beefier and that would just make it so much better omg…

That is cute… Like yeah nah, I’d not come right up to em, but I was still curious lol…

[amaxte-blog]

↠ im sure as mothergrub not calling myself skinny either

↠ and i am REAL sure im not putting on some tawdry display for a clown w/ a shameless thing for big trolls

↠ itd be best you kept that curiosity in check

[emperor-torero]

they’re f1nportant 1n establ1sh1ng my extremely all-powerful connect1on to the sea you sea - honor1ng my roots as 1t were

you can fuck1n count on 1t! you’ve got to agree that the trolls around me don’t exactly deserve my 1ntellectual best unt1l recently

well 1′m not mak1n out of 100 - there’s way too much room for len1ensea (aha that’s a joke tho - 1 got u)  

[amaxte-blog]

↠ moderation e%ists you know

↠ & as much as it pains me i must concede w/ you there

↠ as compelling a force as morbid curiosity is even i dont want to know how you scale trolls youve never even seen ↠ just keep those urges to yourself eugh

[amaxte-blog]

↠ kik was a mistake

[lustyneedles-blog]

Okay but like. It would be gr8. Serious tho.

[amaxte-blog]

↠ are you kiddin i havent been that scrawny since

↠ terrors it mustve been before my first molt

↠ but the fangy one is bug and the others hastur

↠ not that you want to get real familiar w/ either

[emperor-torero]

1 am completely ser1ous!

and 1 dropped a pun and fuck1n enunc1ated for that!!

l1sten they haven’t 1nvented numbers h1gh enough to count how long 1′ve been runn1n th1s squad 

you wanna judge me based on one convo whale that’s f1ne - 1t’s naut my fault the guy wasn’t p1ck1n up what 1 was throw1n down - but 1′d hardly say that even comes close to encrabsulat1ng the full extent a my character 

[amaxte-blog]

↠ terrors forbid we miss out on a lord forsaken pun

↠ im not even sure where to start on that cringing mess of a topic but if youre aiming to impress me PLEA5E do

↠ id love not to recoil from my screen every time a glubbin fraction out of ten pops up

[amaxte-blog]

hadeseha liked your post “emperor-torero:whale 1’m naut a grub pal ah f1ne enough… 1’ve got...”

↠ you find something entertaining about this admiral

[amaxte-blog]

↠ this is outrageous

[emperor-torero]

truly truly truly outrageous

[amaxte-blog]

↠ this only proves my point

[emperor-torero]

whale 1’m naut a grub pal

ah f1ne enough… 1’ve got that 1tch to k1ll n1trams so 1 know how 1t 1s

1t’s a shame }8/ glad yoar keep1n pragmat1c aboat 1t tho

what’s your eel dude you can clearly sea 1’m a grown ass man

[amaxte-blog]

↠ like i got any other choice

↠ but youre kidding ↠ after that shameful display w/ the rustblood and your absurd rating system youre telling me youre fully grown ↠ you can hardly blame me for mistakin you for a wiggler b/c youre about as sophisticated as one

[amaxte-blog]

↠ this is outrageous

[emperor-torero]

ouch buddy you reely want to shoot me down that fast? like damn

[amaxte-blog]

↠ im not your buddy grub

↠ and dont take it so personally its a tyrian thing

↠ or it is in this eddy of space

↠ i can hardly stand the thought of bein near one w/o wanting to spear em

↠ not that i take any interest in pupas

[amaxte-blog]

Psssssssst

↠ oh my glubbin

↠ what do you want you badgering harpy