Little Dancers

my blog makes no sense

[historyandmemes]

The Third Estate: You better stop treating us like trash The Aristocracy: Lol, or what…

*Cue the French Revolution* 

[dsmsix]

René Descartes: *thinks*

René Descartes:

[petalier]

[getgoingilbert]

[neonhoney-deactivated20170512]

ME AS A GHOST

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[memescomedy]

[spiletta42]

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

Mexican Wall 1999 by Adriana Varejao

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[whenmoments]

When you swore to yourself you'd never talk to him again and then he text you "wyd" and you respond in 2.5 seconds

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sambic]

y'all mind if i…………be my best self??

[tshifty]

RED - sonically cohesive version

state of grace - in the beginning everything felt magical

treacherous - she knows in her gut that this relationship is wrong

stay stay stay - even when they have small fights he stays

red - their relationship is a rollercoaster, always on-again off-again

come back be here - he’s never around and she misses him

the moment i knew - he didn’t show up for her birthday and she knew something was going on

babe - he called her up to tell her that he cheated

girl at home - she wishes the other girl had walked away

ikywt - she knew he was trouble from the very beginning

the last time - she realizes she can’t keep forgiving him

sad beautiful tragic - he keeps trying to fix it but it’s ruined

i almost do - she wants to call him but knows she can’t

all too well - looking back on their relationship she sees it all fall apart 

wanegbt - he’s telling people they’ll get back together but there is no way that’s ever going to happen again

the lucky one - she feels used both by the media and people she loved

holy ground - looking back is bittersweet

starlight - love seems more magical in the stories

22 - she leans on her friends and starts to feel okay again

begin again - and on a wednesday in a cafe, she watched it begin again

everything has changed - she’s starting to believe in love again

[plounce]

these are the only four emotions

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[apolohgy]

not to start any drama but once you realize that you do not need men to be happy/complete/sexually satisfied & that their roles in the lives of women have been greatly exaggerated, you open your life up to a quiet and peaceful independence. i appreciate that you can want men and love them, but you don’t need them for a single solitary thing, not even to become a mother, and once i understood that i added 548 years to my life expectancy

[memewhore]