The Canadian Genius.

I am Ike Broflovski. The genius child from Canada. (Open Indie RP account. May be nfsw. Multi-Ship Blog. Will RP with anyone in the South Park RP fandom. All ships are in a different AU from each other unless stated otherwise. Will make more AU's in future if needed.)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[willowisinthecloset]

Ugh y’all i’m sorry, but this is the one thing I won’t not reblog 

[sulpher]

Don’t worry I’ll immediately reblog a neutral good luck charm

[amazingike-archive]

“I think the only reason you like me is because you’re not supposed to.”

Ike let out a deep sigh in response, scooting closer to Kenny, before laying down across his lap, looking up at the roof.

“Do you actually think that’s the reason I like you so much? You don’t think I have any other reason why?” He asked with a bit of a frown.

@kenimmortal

[kenimmortal]

“That’s more like it~”

The blond added confidently and reached down to poke the top of the younger boys nose playfully before he lowered his head bumping their foreheads together. When Mortal Combat was suggested Kenny picked up his head looking interested and a competitive expression crossed his features.

“You mean I’ll kick your ass at mortal combat”

Kenny grinned confidently even though a good majority of the time it was Ike that would beat him.

[amazingike-archive]

“You can try, but you’ll never succeed in beating me. You know that.” he said, sitting up properly and getting off of Kenny’s lap, walking over to the console, kneeling down to turn it on and grab the controllers, walking back over to Kenny and handing him one, sitting down next to him. “You know you have no chance right?” he asked, looking at him with a grin. “You never do.”

[amazingike-archive]

@kenimmortal

[arrogantbrit]

"So. I've noticed you and Kyle have been getting rather 'cosy' with each other."

Gregory glanced over at Ike, raising an eyebrow. “Beg pardon?” He didn’t quite know what to make of the look the other was giving him, but he didn’t like it much.

@amazingike

[amazingike-archive]

“I said I noticed you’ve been getting rather ‘cosy’ with Kyle.” He said. “Personally, I think that if that is the case, we should get to know each other better. That way we’re not strangers. What do you say to that?”

[arrogantbrit]

Gregory hummed at the thought. “Well…sure. I see no reason to not.” He shrugged a little, asking, “What do you suggest we do?” He didn’t know Ike well at all, but hey, if the guy wanted to make the effort, he had no issue meeting him halfway.

[amazingike-archive]

“Why do we just go get some food and talk? Like I said, get to know each other a bit better.” He said. “What do you say to that?

[arrogantbrit]

Gregory gave Ike another nod. “Sure. I see no reason why not.” He smiled kindly, asking, “Where did you have in mind to go?”

[amazingike-archive]

“How does subway sound?” he replied. “We can just go to the mall and grab it there? It’s the easiest option in my opinion.”. He really did want to become friends with Greg, but fuck actually going out to an actual restaurant or something. “My shout by the way.”

[arrogantbrit]

“Sure, that sounds like a fine idea,” Gregory replied. “We can take my car there.” Ike seemed pretty serious about this so Greg had no reason not to be complacent and respectful.

[amazingike-archive]

“Sounds like a good plan to me. Lead the way to your car.” he said. He didn’t know where Gregory’s car was, obviously. So he was simply going to follow him. “So, tell me about you and Kyle.”

[batwingsandtomatojuice-archived]

Mike started nuzzling the younger male’s shoulder as they walked. His drunken state definitely made getting outside harder than it should have been. The guy could barely keep himself up as his legs were practically jello and every step his took had him wobbling.

He stared back at Ike, for once that evening just quietly looking the other over. Up close like this he was even better looking. Man he sorta wished he wasn’t so drunk so he could actually talk to this guy… “Hm? Oh! Uhhhh…it’s like….ten minute walk but we can Uber. I’ve got money still.” He said, bobbing his head.

[amazingike-archive]

Ike could tell that Mike was leaning on him, pretty badly actually. He definitely needed an uber to get Mike back to his place. “It’s going to be hard to get you home like this, especially if it’s ten minutes away while walking sober. We’ll just get an uber back. I’ll pay for it.” he said, before pulling out his phone, opening the app on it.

“So, what’s your address?” he asked, looking from his phone to the drunk older male. “

[smalltownidiots]

“Please, leave me alone!” (Any character)

“Oh come now, that would ruin my fun.” The males voice echoed over to him as he began to step forward out of the shadows. His blond hair and arrogant expression showed he was there for more than just a pleasure visit. There was more to this meeting, more to him following the young Canadian around.

The footsteps stopped short as he looked over Ike. “I am surprised that you figured out I was nearby so quickly.”

@amazingike

[amazingike-archive]

This was getting really out of hand. It had been two weeks since this guy started following him constantly, and it was really starting to unnerve him. Ike was a really brave kid, but being only 15 and getting stalked like this? It really got to him.

“Please…Just leave me alone…I can’t take being stalked anymore.” he said, voice soft. “Why are you even doing it? What do you want?”. He had many questions, he just hopped he was going to get an answer for these two.

[smalltownidiots]

“What am I doing?” He repeated the question, not really caring to answer it right away. Maybe he could have some fun with this kid. After all, he wasn’t ready yet to go through with any of his plans. If he were to attempt to do so that is. He stepped closer to the boy, blue eyes focused on him.

“Question is, what are you doing out so late?” The British accent was a give away on who he was. Calm and collected, almost soothing. He circled him, as if studying the boy. “You are aware of how dangerous the night time can be, correct?” More questions, no answers.

[amazingike-archive]

Usually, Ike wouldn’t have been bothered by any of this. But tonight, he didn’t have anything on him that he could use in self defence. And this had been going on for a while. So this was frightening. 

“Why does it matter to you?” he asked, changing his tone a bit, trying to sound more confident. Maybe if he could act like he wasn’t affected, this guy would back off a bit. “Of course I am. Night time is usually more dangerous. Darker especially.” he said. “So…What do you want? You still haven’t told me.”

[amazingike-archive]

“I think the only reason you like me is because you’re not supposed to.”

Ike let out a deep sigh in response, scooting closer to Kenny, before laying down across his lap, looking up at the roof.

“Do you actually think that’s the reason I like you so much? You don’t think I have any other reason why?” He asked with a bit of a frown.

@kenimmortal

[kenimmortal]

“That’s more like it~”

The blond added confidently and reached down to poke the top of the younger boys nose playfully before he lowered his head bumping their foreheads together. When Mortal Combat was suggested Kenny picked up his head looking interested and a competitive expression crossed his features.

“You mean I’ll kick your ass at mortal combat”

Kenny grinned confidently even though a good majority of the time it was Ike that would beat him.

[amazingike-archive]

“You can try, but you’ll never succeed in beating me. You know that.” he said, sitting up properly and getting off of Kenny’s lap, walking over to the console, kneeling down to turn it on and grab the controllers, walking back over to Kenny and handing him one, sitting down next to him. “You know you have no chance right?” he asked, looking at him with a grin. “You never do.”

[xthedarkestvoidx]

@amazingike

Now explain.

[amazingike-archive]

Alright. I’ve been crushing on you for years. Ever since I was 12. You’ve always invaded my thoughts. I tried dating other people, but it never felt right. I was never going to tell you for fear of ruining our friendship, but now it’s out of the bag. Firkle. I think I love you.

[xthedarkestvoidx]

The love confession was very…new for him. No one loved him but now someone did. But why?

❝ Did you get hit on the head or something?❞

That was all he could say, he felt the same but he didnt want to say because that showed weakness.

[amazingike-archive]

“You have no idea how much that would explain, but it’s not the case. I love you.” He said. “And I have since I was twelve. If you don’t feel the same about me, I’d appreciate you just telling me now and start letting me work on getting over you.” He said with a sigh, looking at him and praying internally that he didn’t say that. “I have many things I can add to that.”

[xthedarkestvoidx]

Emotions were toxins that poisoned firkles blood when he started to catch them. But of course he had to admit the horrible truth, he was in love with the canadian.

Next thing he knew, his lips were on ikes, and then quickly he retaliated, pulling back.

❝ You tell anyone i did that, and ill stab you. ❞

[amazingike-archive]

Ike was glancing between Firkle and the floor, just waiting for him to respond. However, when the kiss came, he let out a muffled, surprised gasp. And before he could start kissing back, Firkle had pulled away. Ike wasn’t one to blush or get flustered often, but here he was. Blushing slightly and nodding in response.

“I won’t tell a soul.” He promised, speaking softly. “Just kiss me again.”

[xthedarkestvoidx]

The request was odd and he was glad he was in a private setting. He liked ike a lot, but if Anyone found out he would just not come to school anymore. He rarely does anyway.

“ you’re odd. ”

The boy said as he kissed him again and pulled away quickly looking at the ground scowling.

[amazingike-archive]

“I know.” he said, before closing his eyes, actually getting to return the kiss a bit before Firkle broke it off. “But we’re all odd in our own way.”

He looked at Firkle for a moment, who was scowling at the floor, before speaking up. “Hey…Stay the night? Please?” he asked hopefully.

[xthedarkestvoidx]

🗡 — When it came to love or being invited to anything really, firkle was awkward. He would say he was a bother and other lack of self confidence qualities.

❝ Um….sure…if your mom would allow it….my parents dont care. ❞

[amazingike-archive]

“I don’t think she’ll say yes…But, she doesn’t have to find out.” he said. “I really want you to stay. So, I’m willing to take the risk of getting in trouble.”  He looked at the stairs, before looking at the kitchen. His mother wasn’t there yet. It was safe. “Come upstairs.” he said, walking over the to stairs. “We won’t get bothered up there.”

[xthedarkestvoidx]

The goth followed ike upstairs, trying his best not to get caught. He was great at hiding. Since he dressed in all black.

Firkle sat on the bed looking over the room. It was too conformist looking but he liked ike so he’d make due.

❝ So im going to beat my dad up. ❞

[amazingike-archive]

That wasn’t the first sentence he was expecting to hear after bringing Firkle into his room. He was expecting some sort of comment on how conformist his room was. Something like ‘I’d never be caught dead in this room.’. But no matter.

“Really?” he asked, walking over to the bed and sitting down on it. “What’d he do?”

[its-butters-stotch-deactivated2]

"...Leo, what are you doing?" (For bottom bitch Leo)

“What? Y'think I have a normal job?” He asked, still grinding, spinning, and dancing on his pole. Leo had barely blinked an eye when he saw the other walk into the strip club, figuring everyone in town knew what he did for a living. Dancing, and then some for the right amount. “How’d y'get in here anyway?” He asked as he walked forward to a stranger who stuffed dollar bills into his G-string, giving him a wink and a little shake of his ass.

@amazingike

[amazingike-archive]

Ike smirked, and proceeded to scoot a bit closer to him, adjusting the arm he had draped over him a moment before. “Cuddling you is nice…” he said softly, as he also stared into the older males eyes, letting out a sigh as Leo asked if he liked him more than just a fuck. “…Do you want me to answer that honestly?” he asked. “Because…You know what, fuck it.”  “Yes. I do. I’ve been crushing on you for a while and I know I shouldn’t since…You don’t seem like the kind of person for relationships or anything like that, and I don’t know if you’d do a friends with benefits thing with me.” he said, before sighing once again, glancing away from Leo. “Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything…” he muttered. Not often he doubted decisions, but this was made in the spur of the moment.

[its-butters-stotch-deactivated2]

“Aww you’re so sweet” he teased, giggling a little as he snuggled closer, looking up at him “Yeah go on, I like knowin’ how much people like me” he mumbled, resting his head on Ike’s shoulder. Leo listened and hummed softly as he thought, idly tracing his fingers up and down Ike’s chest “No I’m glad y’said somethin’” he mumbled, smirking slightly “An’ I ain’t been in a relationship in a long time an’ I don’t plan t’be… but we can be friends with benefits. However y’still gotta pay me if y’wanna fuck here, that’s my only rule” he said, smirking wider and looking up at Ike, pulling him into a passionate kiss “You’re blushin’~” he teased.

[amazingike-archive]

“I’m not blushing.” he protested, though there was really no use denying it. As soon as Leo said that they could be friends with benefits, his face went red. It was one of the results he was hoping for. Before he could say anything else, he was pulled into the kiss. He instantly relaxed against Leo, and moved his hand into his hair. 

“Mmm...” he hummed, keeping the kiss going for a few more moments before breaking it off. “...Leo, can I go home with you later?” he asked, looking the older male in the eyes. “Or are you too tired to keep me around~?”

[taco-donovan]

#freakonaleash

@kenimmortal (via taco-donovan)

[amazingike-archive]

Is your country polluted with rats because i haven't been here 2 days and i found 5 dead rats.

5 dead rats? We're not polluted, you're just in a bad area. Watch out for Dire Wolves and Dire Bears.@kidgoths

[southparkheads]

this is canon tbh

[batwingsandtomatojuice-archived]

His face seemed to light up as the other spoke. “Ou thin ‘m prehty?” He giggled. “Go ome? Buh….buh…I wan to spen time wif ou….” Mikey pouted. “At leazt walk meh there?” He asked, batting his lashes in a last attempt to sway him. Maybe on the walk home he could convince Ike go come in.

[amazingike-archive]

“Of course I do.” He said. “It’s obvious to everyone who isn’t blind.”. Once Mike asked him to walk him home, he stood up. “Alright. I just have to let my brother know about it. I’ll be back here in five to ten minutes.” He said, before walking off.

Around five minutes later, he returned, holding his hand out to Mike. It had taken Ike a fair amount of convincing to convince Kyle to let him go. Including constant updates on his condition. “Alright. Shall we head off then?”

[batwingsandtomatojuice-archived]

Mike swayed slightly as he watched the other leave. Sighing, he placed his elbow on the counter and his head in his hand. He was convinced Ike wasn’t coming back. Dammit. He came on way too strong…. The guy was probably freaked out by him. Well that sucked.

The older male was spacing out when he returned. He blinked a couple times before perking up. “You came back!” He squealed, tossing himself onto the other. He kissed Ike’s cheek before clumsily climbing off the bar stool. “Yeah!” He giggled.

[amazingike-archive]

Ike wasn’t expecting Mike to throw himself on him like that, but...He wasn’t going to complain. He had already got the okay from Kyle somehow. “Alright, let’s go then.” he said, walking towards the door with Mike still practically attached to him.

As he left the bar, he looked at Mike, giving him another look over. “So. Is your house close enough to walk to? Or do we need to get an uber?” he asked. 

[amazingike-archive]

“I think the only reason you like me is because you’re not supposed to.”

Ike let out a deep sigh in response, scooting closer to Kenny, before laying down across his lap, looking up at the roof.

“Do you actually think that’s the reason I like you so much? You don’t think I have any other reason why?” He asked with a bit of a frown.

@kenimmortal

[kenimmortal]

“I don’t think anything else comes to mind, I mean it’s definitely not cause of my money or my reputation”

He grins all too widely and brushes his fingers through the soft black locks while he leans back on his other arm and ponders it a bit but he can’t even think back to when exactly he first started hanging out with Ike in the first place all he remembers is when Kyle began to disapprove of it, just about everyone did because Kenny was known for almost one thing an they felt that wasn’t right.

[amazingike-archive]

Ike let out a soft noise of approval as Kenny started running his hands through his hair. “Well, it’s wrong.” he said with a smirk as he stared at Kenny. “There’s definitely more to it than me not being supposed to.” he said. “You’re fun to be around.”

And then, of course, he had to give a cheeky smirk and wink at him. “And you being easy on the eyes helps too.”

[kenimmortal]

“We do have some fun don’t we~”

He smirked but his face flushed when Ike winked at him. Honestly he didn’t know what to think of their relationship, only that he often found himself sneaking through his window late at night, or pretending to leave and linger in the house until the lights went out and everyone as asleep. He’d bring over his video games or just listen to the younger boy talk, which was one of his favorite things because he was so smart.

“Easy on the eyes? Baby I’m down right gorgeous”

[amazingike-archive]

“That’s true.” he said, nodding at Kenny’s last comment. “The most gorgeous person I’ve ever laid eyes on.” he said, adding another wink.

Ike sighed and looked up at the roof again, still laying over Kenny’s lap. He hadn’t moved. They had an unusual dynamic, but Ike honestly really enjoyed his company. But he often wondered if they were actually anything. He didn’t think so, but he didn’t know what Kenny thought. 

“Kenny, want to play Mortal Kombat?” he asked, sitting up slightly. “Or do you want to do something else? What exactly, I’ll let you choose.

[bittxr-cxffee]

There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.

“I-I told her to get out, t-thats the third time!” He pulled at his hair, he was sweeping the floors when the other came in. Some junkies came in because they knew about the coffee but hated they would get high in the bathroom “I-I’ll go kick her out, hopefully she doesn’t take my eye out.”

@amazingike

[amazingike-archive]

Ike did feel pretty bad for Tweek. He was always working. Every time Ike had come into the store he saw Tweek, and there were people at school who talked about him and how much he worked. Plus. three times that chick in the bathroom had done this? That was just poor. “I can go kick her out for you if you want?” he offered. “You’re already busy out here.”

[bittxr-cxffee]

Tweek twitch lightly as he was saw people come in, he bite his lip thinking about it. He could use the help but he knew she could get violent and didn’t want Ike to get hurt. Kyle would get mad at him and that’s something he didn’t want. “I-I have to make these orders. Y-You can try b-but if she gets to wild just leave her alone. I-I don’t want you to get hurt”

[amazingike-archive]

“Alright. I should be back soon.” He said, before walking off towards the bathrooms. This was likely going to get a bit violent, but he’d just have to see. He opened the door, before walking in. She was still there. “Hey, excuse me. But I’m going to need you to leave the premises.” He said. “Doing drugs in the store bathroom isn’t acceptable.”

The girl turned to look at him, glaring. She was pissed. “You don’t own this place, you have no right to tell me what to do!” She shouted.

“You’re right, I don’t own this place, but the actual owner wants you gone. So leave.” He replied.

[bittxr-cxffee]

If Tweek wasn’t a nervouse wreck before he was now. He was making a order but kept glancing over to the bathroom to see if Ole would come out. He bite his lip as he twitched, If he got Kyle brother hurt he would feel like shit. This was his promblem and didn’t want anyone to get hurt because of it. He finished up the order but got it wrong since he wasn’t paying attention to what he was doing.

He got yelled at as he started making it again, he gave it to the customers waving him off knowing they wouldn’t pay cause he messed up. He twitched waiting fornthe other as he tried quickly to get the small crowd taken care of to check on him.

[amazingike-archive]

There were muffled shouts and screams coming from the bathroom, before they gradually got louder and louder as Ike pulled her out, dragging her from the store to the door. He had a black eye from where she had punched him before he had tackled her and started pulling her out. She was still kicking and throwing her hands around as she tried to escape his grasp, but he was unrelenting as he pushed against the door, opening it and dragging her outside. Around fifteen minutes later, he returned to the store. He was lucky to only have the black eye.

He walked up to Tweek, holding his hand over his eye. “Tweek, do you have any ice packs?”

[bittxr-cxffee]

Tweek looked to the side holding the coffee pot, he twitched as the screaming became louder. When he saw them he walked over to the edge of the counter “I-Ike be careful!” He was worried and didn’t see the black eye yet. He pulled at his hair as he watch them leave outside.

He finish with the small crowd, after he went to clean up the bathroom before anyone else came in. He was waiting anxiously as he bite his lip while sweeping the floor. When the other came in he went over cupping his face and looking at the eye “Y-You got hurt?! Kyle going to kill me” He took his hand taking him to the back. He grabbed a cloth and put ice in it before handing it to him “I-Im sorry you got hurt..t-thank you so much for the help. I owe you”

[amazingike-archive]

Ike let Tweek lead him to the back, before taking the cloth from him, putting it over his eye. “Don’t worry about it Tweek. And just so you know, Kyle won’t kill you. I’ll just tell him that it you weren’t involved in it in any sort of way.” he said. “So everything will be okay.”.

“So. What was her deal anyway? Does she come here often just to snort cocaine in the bathroom?” he asked. “Or was it just a one time thing?”

[xthedarkestvoidx]

@amazingike

Now explain.

[amazingike-archive]

Alright. I’ve been crushing on you for years. Ever since I was 12. You’ve always invaded my thoughts. I tried dating other people, but it never felt right. I was never going to tell you for fear of ruining our friendship, but now it’s out of the bag. Firkle. I think I love you.

[xthedarkestvoidx]

The love confession was very…new for him. No one loved him but now someone did. But why?

❝ Did you get hit on the head or something?❞

That was all he could say, he felt the same but he didnt want to say because that showed weakness.

[amazingike-archive]

“You have no idea how much that would explain, but it’s not the case. I love you.” He said. “And I have since I was twelve. If you don’t feel the same about me, I’d appreciate you just telling me now and start letting me work on getting over you.” He said with a sigh, looking at him and praying internally that he didn’t say that. “I have many things I can add to that.”

[xthedarkestvoidx]

Emotions were toxins that poisoned firkles blood when he started to catch them. But of course he had to admit the horrible truth, he was in love with the canadian.

Next thing he knew, his lips were on ikes, and then quickly he retaliated, pulling back.

❝ You tell anyone i did that, and ill stab you. ❞

[amazingike-archive]

Ike was glancing between Firkle and the floor, just waiting for him to respond. However, when the kiss came, he let out a muffled, surprised gasp. And before he could start kissing back, Firkle had pulled away. Ike wasn’t one to blush or get flustered often, but here he was. Blushing slightly and nodding in response.

“I won’t tell a soul.” He promised, speaking softly. “Just kiss me again.”

[xthedarkestvoidx]

The request was odd and he was glad he was in a private setting. He liked ike a lot, but if Anyone found out he would just not come to school anymore. He rarely does anyway.

“ you’re odd. ”

The boy said as he kissed him again and pulled away quickly looking at the ground scowling.

[amazingike-archive]

“I know.” he said, before closing his eyes, actually getting to return the kiss a bit before Firkle broke it off. “But we’re all odd in our own way.”

He looked at Firkle for a moment, who was scowling at the floor, before speaking up. “Hey…Stay the night? Please?” he asked hopefully.

[xthedarkestvoidx]

🗡 — When it came to love or being invited to anything really, firkle was awkward. He would say he was a bother and other lack of self confidence qualities.

❝ Um….sure…if your mom would allow it….my parents dont care. ❞

[amazingike-archive]

“I don’t think she’ll say yes...But, she doesn’t have to find out.” he said. “I really want you to stay. So, I’m willing to take the risk of getting in trouble.”  He looked at the stairs, before looking at the kitchen. His mother wasn’t there yet. It was safe. “Come upstairs.” he said, walking over the to stairs. “We won’t get bothered up there.”

[its-butters-stotch-deactivated2]

"...Leo, what are you doing?" (For bottom bitch Leo)

“What? Y'think I have a normal job?” He asked, still grinding, spinning, and dancing on his pole. Leo had barely blinked an eye when he saw the other walk into the strip club, figuring everyone in town knew what he did for a living. Dancing, and then some for the right amount. “How’d y'get in here anyway?” He asked as he walked forward to a stranger who stuffed dollar bills into his G-string, giving him a wink and a little shake of his ass.

@amazingike

[amazingike-archive]

Ike smirked, and proceeded to scoot a bit closer to him, adjusting the arm he had draped over him a moment before. “Cuddling you is nice...” he said softly, as he also stared into the older males eyes, letting out a sigh as Leo asked if he liked him more than just a fuck. “...Do you want me to answer that honestly?” he asked. “Because...You know what, fuck it.”  “Yes. I do. I’ve been crushing on you for a while and I know I shouldn’t since...You don’t seem like the kind of person for relationships or anything like that, and I don’t know if you’d do a friends with benefits thing with me.” he said, before sighing once again, glancing away from Leo. “Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything...” he muttered. Not often he doubted decisions, but this was made in the spur of the moment.

[melamemea]

dirty levels .

001 . ————- flirting .

“hey gorgeous… is this seat taken?”

“your body looks s o good in this light”

“care to dance? i’ll teach you how hips work”

“how about i get you a drink and you tell me about yourself?”

“here i dreaded going out… and i was lucky enough to meet an angel”

“come closer baby”

“want to come and join me?”

“oh you got a little something there… let me fix it for you”

“your eyes are gorgeous”

“your lips are so beautiful”

“do you come here often?”

“your place or mine?”

002 . ————— behind closed doors.

“oh baby… you’re so hard/wet.”

“kiss me… harder.”

“kiss me — there…”

“please… i need you”

“shut the door — quickly… i can’t wait to fuck you”

“your breasts so beautiful”

“unzip me ~ slowly…”

“hurry up… i’m getting impatient ~”

“how about… i pour champagne down your stomach… and get a little naughty”

“are you a naughty girl/boy?”

“that’s right baby, spread open for me”

“how does it feel? ~ you like that?”

“you’re driving me crazy… ! ”

“keep them on… i like it that way”

“You really know how to make a girl wet…“

“Tell me where you want to touch me first.“

“I can’t wait for you to put it in me.“

003 . ————— in the act .

“Bite my neck and fuck me harder.”

“I want you to cum all over my face.“

“Don’t stop.“

“Fill me up.“

“You like how I fuck you?“

“Cum for me.“

“That’s… s o good —”

“Mmm… please… ”

“G—god, more… more!”

“That’s it — that’s the spot baby!”