[phovaries]

if you’re going to put both of my usernames and phanfiction on blast to 200k of your subscribers can you at least leave a comment or smth damn 💔 you care about my spooky scary evil and ungodly explicit rpf fanfiction so much and can’t even leave a KUDO ?!?! 😔 it’s rough out here fr

[amazingphils]

[phovaries]

i love april phools because we have literally the most perfect scenario possible where every outcome is funny

like if the onlyphans turns out to actually be dnp but they do nothing with it, if they post something benign or not, if it was actually a phannie the whole time and dnp have no idea,

if they do engagement bait for the rebrand, if they make a crafts vid, if they do something entirely out of left field,

if they do nothing at all…

every situation is funny and may the odds ever be in your favour that your hill is chosen 🫡

[phantrashcan]

despite everything, it's still you

happy 19 years of amazingphil!

[cheekyvank]

look i do think there is a very real possibility that dnp saved the onlyfans user name to avoid someone else getting it. but i also think they love fucking with us and would absolutely use it for evil. multiple things can be true at once

[amazingphils]

can we talk about the fact that @ danandphil is taken on onlyphans, what are they plotting for april fools? what does wwsdd mean?

[phovaries]

“Just so everyone knows… the sims? Family game”

(out of context dnp sims livestream moments)