the amazing tortie brothers

Hi im JD, this is a blog run by me and my big tortie brother turk, all posts are written by our daddy, he loves us

[thewhimsyturtle]

Forget my water dish, I’m climbing on top of my hidey hut on my own!

[taffybuns]

[amazingtotrtiebros]

Ever feel down, watch turk try munch on a snack

[wafflesworld]

What will today bring? Sunshine? Green grass?

Nope. It’s snow.

[amazingtotrtiebros]

Waffles has the moods for days

[thewhimsyturtle]

Attention, friends!  It’s time to shellebrate the one and only @tort-time, humom to Zoya Pants the Great!  Mom picked out a card for us to send, and I packed a big shell hug and a special GRUMP inside!  🎈🎉🎂🎊🤗😤💝❤️

[amazingtotrtiebros]

Big grump energies from kirby @tort-time

Have some more grump from april

[arcaneimages]

Gil

[tort-time]

GIl is questioning you…

[sweet-tortoise-blog]

Nom nom

[tort-time]

Tiny bites, big appetite… 

[thewhimsyturtle]

Mom, how many times do I have to tell you that cuttlebone is NOT noms?!

[wafflesworld]

Red hibiscus are my favourite. That’s probably because I’m a red foot.

[catchymemes]

[unclefather]

me trying to get ahead of my responsibilities

[tort-time]

Today is a VERY SPECIAL DAY!  One of our Tortie BFFs and the tiniest #turtocalypse leader, Kirby, turns 5!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRBY @thewhimsyturtle  !!!

I made humom take out birthday bear so I could pose with him just for you! You’ll be getting a card soon. I saved some radicchio to send with the card but birthday bear tried to steal it. I had to rescue it by putting it in my tummy.  Humom says sending it anyway is a bad idea…

[thewhimsyturtle]

Thank you, Zoya!  What a smart Turtpocalypse general you are, rescuing my radicchio from birthday bear!  😉  You must have figured out how to send me that radicchio after all because I got so much radicchio in my birthday cake!  🎂😋  I will tell Mom to go wait by the mailbox for your card!  📬

[amazingtotrtiebros]

NOTHING WILL STOP THE TURTPOCALYPSE, !!! NOTHING bwahahaha

[tort-time]

Today is a VERY SPECIAL DAY!  One of our Tortie BFFs and the tiniest #turtocalypse leader, Kirby, turns 5!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRBY @thewhimsyturtle  !!!

I made humom take out birthday bear so I could pose with him just for you! You’ll be getting a card soon. I saved some radicchio to send with the card but birthday bear tried to steal it. I had to rescue it by putting it in my tummy.  Humom says sending it anyway is a bad idea…

[thewhimsyturtle]

Thank you, Zoya!  What a smart Turtpocalypse general you are, rescuing my radicchio from birthday bear!  😉  You must have figured out how to send me that radicchio after all because I got so much radicchio in my birthday cake!  🎂😋  I will tell Mom to go wait by the mailbox for your card!  📬

[amazingtotrtiebros]

Question for all tortie parents

How would you rate your shells GRUMP level out of 10

[lanatortoise]

As a baby 10/10 lately though just a 3

[amazingtotrtiebros]

An adorable lil shell

[amazingtotrtiebros]

Question for all tortie parents

How would you rate your shells GRUMP level out of 10

[thewhimsyturtle]

Five!, Part 4 (Parts 1, 2, and 3)

Mom rushed to rescue me from my birthday cake, but I just kept nomming my radicchio like nothing had happened.  Nothing stands between me and my radicchio!

Seriously, Mom, did you really expect having cake fall on me would stop me from nomming my radicchio?

When I finished my radicchio, I was about to GRUMP at Mom for more, but then I discovered another of my favorite noms:  watermelon!

I love birthday cake!!

[amazingtotrtiebros]

Shellebrate kirbys hatchday late on here, BUT STILL RELEVANT jd was so excited he konked out from excitement

[thewhimsyturtle]

Shello, Mom!  I’ve been waiting for you!  Did you get more radicchio?

What?!  The store didn’t have any?!  How am I supposed to survive without radicchio?!?

[thewhimsyturtle]

Mom, hurry up already, I’m bored!