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Yuuto. They/them. Toku, stageplays, writing, books, cats, turtles, and whatever else tickles my fancy. “A true lover of synthetic, fitted pants. Not as many turtles as expected." --aquabluejay

[yuutolovesturtles]

Yuuto's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see Yuuto's commission menu.

Trying out writing commissions for funsies, we’ll see how this goes.

[yuutolovesturtles]

Yuuto's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see Yuuto's commission menu.

Trying out writing commissions for funsies, we’ll see how this goes.

[yuutolovesturtles]

If anyone wants to commission some fic from me, now’s the time! I need $30 to keep my phone from getting disconnected next week.

If you don’t want fic and just want to donate, you’ll get a dumb little doodle with at least a $5 donation.

I hate having to do this but finding a job feels impossible and I keep needing to ask for extensions on bills and it’s embarrassing.

[toxifoxx]

rips open my "I 💖 MY WIFE" shirt to reveal a second identical "I 💖 MY WIFE"" shirt underneath

[alvetica]

Gotta get down on Friday

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

A fun fact about me is that my back hurts.

[sarahexplosions]

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

[3cosmicfrogs]

[rvllybllply2014]

His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[serious-moonlight]

kamen rider my-th but i once again refuse to take anything seriously

2026-07-04 → 2026-07-16

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[tdcloud]

“Hunger is just want that’s grown teeth,” came the next crooning lilt, the next wave of fetid, romantic waft. The rot clung to Hunger’s lips and Decay could do nothing but stare. “Should I show you, sweet Cousin? Should I venerate you properly for a change?” The gods have gathered on the cusp of a mortal war to revel, to mourn. Debauchery is in full force and inspires two unlikely gods to meet and... do things far less benign than that. What will fruit will ripen when Hunger meets Decay? What new domains might be borne from their coupling? Nothing good. Nothing good at all.

Happy to announce that pre-orders are now open for GODFLESH, my morbid, visceral pantheon novelette about dark gods, dark urges, and desires best left for the gods to enjoy between one another. This is my special Vore Day release and will be available to read this Saturday (8/8) via itchio. Snag your pre-order now to get it while it's hot, and best you come hungry when the time comes to read it. It's one hell of a doozy.

Check out the GORGEOUS character portraits of our two leading gods, Decay and Hunger, done by the immaculate @shonyah He really outdid himself with these!

Pre-order here!

[t-u-i-t-c]

A peek at the "Butterfly" photoshoot 🦋 The cover photo for the FC limited edition was taken at a swimming pool at night 🌙 We also got to see Fuyuno-san swimming and having fun! 🏊✨

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[yuutolovesturtles]

Yuuto's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see Yuuto's commission menu.

Trying out writing commissions for funsies, we’ll see how this goes.

[semusepsu]

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

[gallusrostromegalus]

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

[kyraneko]

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.