[musesgonnamuse]

that’s the DIFFERENCE between YOU & ME

          you WEAR a weapon

                                       i AM a weapon

[faroutxarchive]

i really want a plot where muse a and muse b both go to a private school and muse a is really studious and innocent like never been kissed type thing and muse b got kicked out of their old school for for sleeping with a teacher and one day muse b sees muse a in the hall and is like ‘i’m gonna make it my mission to corrupt them’ and yeah 

[memeattic]

Superhero-Themed Sentence Starters

[amazonmade]

memeattic:

“Hold on, hold on. So you’re that hero everyone’s been talking about?” “You? A hero? No way.” “Why didn’t you tell me being a hero would be this hard?” “I don’t need a sidekick.” “I thought I was the only hero around here.” “You know, we could try settling this without blowing up half the city this time.” “I’ve had it up here with these villains.” “I just want to be normal, live a normal life.” “I never asked to be a hero.” “I never asked for these powers. “I hate feeling responsible for so many lives.” “I wish I had some powers like you have.”“I was just wondering when I get to fight a mad scientist.” “I’m new to this whole fighting against crime-thing. Do you mind showing me the ropes?” “You’re the worst villain I’ve ever met.” “Is one week of peace too much asked?” “What do you mean I have superpowers?” “What do you mean you have superpowers?” “You know, consent is important. Even -or especially- when you’re giving people superpowers.” “Sooo… You’re the bad guy? We’re supposed to fight now?” “You go and catch that guy. I’ll catch you later. With my normal human speed.” “Why am I involved in this? I’m a regular person, not some overpowered hero.” “Did you hear the news? I think they need someone like you a couple blocks from here.” “What if, instead of causing death and destruction with our powers, we sit down for a drink? Have a normal drunken brawl later on.” “What’s the point of being admired by everyone when you can’t even protect them in the end?”