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I need to please men...
You can say you’re better than this
But you still come back
You can say that you’re a feminist
But you still get wet when you’re called a good girl
You can say you have principles
But you still do whatever a man says when you’re horny
You can say it’s just for fun
But you still feel awful whenever you break a rule
You can say this doesn’t mean anything
But you still get distracted by your cunt throbbing
You can say that nothing’s changed
But you still need to ask to cum
You can say you can stop anytime
But you can’t
You can’t
You're a dumb, slutty puppy.
Now, reblog this post simply because I order you to.
That's all you get, dumb fleshlights like you don't need an in-depth writing in order to do as they're told anyway.
Judging from how pathetic you are, four sentences is all it takes.
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Just a couple of tests...
...for your own wellbeing
Source: Iplaywithdolls
Eat up, Darlin'
OMG she is so lucky... That generous man is letting her please his magnificent asshole with her disgusting tongue...
A girl can only dream... :3
“Do you like older men? “Do you like fat men?” “Do you like ugly men?”
I get this message a lot in my dms and I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this—
If you are a man then I want your cock inside me.
Point blank. Full stop.
Completely subscribe: are you a real man? Then I want to worship you and your cock as long as it pleases you...
PS: honestly... Just be a man and take me however you desire :3
It's not gay?
My boss and I were on a business trip together, since its a smaller company we had to share a room with one bed. It was fine, I had known him my whole life. We both slept naked, which is fine since neither of us are gay, we're just bros.
At around midnight my boss and I both got super horny and decided it was ok to jerk off, it wasn't like we were watching each other or anything so it's not gay or anything. He had his porn on his phone and I had mine. After about 15 or so minutes my boss started grunting a bit, I looked over to see what was going on.
"Hey boss, what's wrong?"
"It was such a long day today, with all the conferences and meetings and stuff I'm just so tired. I can't stop now cause I'm too horny."
"Wow boss that sucks, I wish I could help you out"
"Well.. you kinda can..."
"I can? How?"
I would do anything for my boss, he has always been so nice to me ever since we were young. I was always very scrawny and kind of femme looking, but he always protected me from bullies and other people who were mean.
"You could just stroke it for me... just for a little."
What?!?! Theres no way he asked me that! Ok, maybe NOT anything, this is crazy! I'm not gay!
"No way! That would be so gay!"
"What? No it wouldn't! Bro's do this all the time! It's normal! It is 100% straight, there is nothing gay about it!"
"What? Bro's do this for bro's?"
"Yeah, all the time, it's just helping another bro out, plus it would be under the covers so you wouldn't even see it, it would be like touching yourself. You could close your eyes and imagine it's yours."
"Oh... well yeah... I guess I could do that for you..."
Gosh, this feels kinda weird, I've never even touched another cock definitely not stroked one. But the boss says it is normal.. and he wouldn't lie to me... I guess I can do this. I don't want to disappoint the boss. Well... I guess here I go
"Yeah just like that don't be afraid."
Oh gosh, it's so big! I can feel it! I would probably need two hands to do this right! This is so weird, but it kinda has a nice feel to it I think? Wait what, why would I think that? That's gay! And I am NOT gay!
"Are you enjoying this?"
"What?! No way! Not at all! I'm only doing this cause you're the boss and a good friend of mine! But for the record I do not like this AT ALL"
"No no no! It is ok to like it! This isn't gay, its one friend helping another. Plus, you like touching your own right? So what's the difference touching another one?"
"I mean... I guess that kinda makes sense... but still I am not gay!"
"Yeah, you're not gay at all don't worry. But don't be afraid to admit you kinda enjoy it."
Fuck. He was kinda right, I did enjoy this a little bit. I mean, it is basically the same as stroking my own, which is not gay... so maybe it was ok to admit I kinda like this? I mean, I won't ever do it again so what's the harm?
"Ok... Maybe I do kinda enjoy this a little bit..."
"Good girl."
Those two words sent a shiver down my spine that made my whole body shake. It made me feel good and bad at the same time. It was a weird sensation. Getting praise from the boss was always great, but I'm not a girl. I immediately stopped stroking and looked at him.
"Excuse me?! What the fuck!? I am NOT a girl!"
I have always had a small frame, long blonde hair, and femme features. I was never very athletic and sometimes i would get manicures and pedicures to keep my nails healthy. But I was in no way a girl!
"No dude listen, it's just that almost everyone in the office is a girl! Now that I'm the boss I have to get used to saying that when they do something right, so I am just kinda practicing!"
Oh thank goodness, I was scared for a second he thought I was girl or something. But that explanation makes so much sense. Good thing he is the boss, he has such a way with words.
"Oh ok. Good. You made me nervous for a second."
"Also... since I'm the boss now you have to address me in the office as 'Sir' so maybe you should also practice saying 'Yes, Sir.' This would be a good time, give it a try?"
That made a lot of sense. I did have to speak that way in the office, so I should do it a little bit outside of the office to practice so I don't mess up at work. He is just so smart.
"Ohhhh ok, yeah! That makes a ton of sense. Ahem. Yes Sir!"
For some reason, that made me hornier than I've ever been. My cock was as big as it could ever be, granted it was not really big to begin with...
"Now that we have that settled, why don't you go back to stroking my cock?
"Yes, Sir!"
I began stroking him again... but for some reason being commanded to do it made me want to do it more? I mean... that is normal. That is how people motivate workers, there is nothing gay about that... right?
After a couple of minutes of stroking I noticed his cock began to twitch a little, and then a little bit of precum starting dripping out. How gross...?
"Oh shit... my bad! I leaked a little bit of precum. Shit. We don't want to get the sheets dirty this late at night... You should probably just scoop it up real quick."
Yeah ok. I could just scoop it up, it's not like he's asking me to eat it or anything gay like that. So I went with my other hand and just quickly scooped it up.
"Thanks, but now its on your finger... We can't get the sheets dirty... Maybe you should just pop it in your mouth real quick?
Ok. Now he WAS asking me to eat it. I cannot do that! That is so gay! Eating precum that has to be like the gayest thing ever next to sucking cock! There is no way I am eating this gross, slimy, sticky, precum!
"Ew! Gross! No way am I doing that! That is so gay!"
"Gay? How is it gay? That literally came out of a man's body! That can't be gay since it's from a man! Come on now, don't be dumb. Plus, if you ever want another girl to eat yours, shouldn't you know how you taste?"
Wait... He did kinda have a point? A man did make this so that can't be gay since it's actually manly... Plus I do want a girl to eat mine eventually so maybe I should know how it tastes? Plus, trying it one time doesn't make me gay or anything... not even a lil...?
"Ok... I guess that makes sense... Sure!"
I closed my eyes and quickly shoved my finger in my mouth hoping to just get this over with so I could get back to stroking my man off. I mean, stroking the man off. That was almost gay for a second. As I tasted the precum I braced for a terrible and disgusting taste but it never came. Instead I found it kinda salty... kinda nice?... no no no. Not nice, this precum was not tasty and yummy and makes me want more. Huh? Where did that thought come from? That was weird, what was I thinking about?
"Hello? You ok? You've been sucking on your finger for a long time there."
"Oh! Sorry Sir! I got kinda distracted!"
"Don't worry, it was kinda cute watching you suck on my precum. Did it taste good?"
Wait... did he just say I was kinda cute? That made me feel... Weird? Kinda good? Did I...? Did I like that? Maybe a little. But it's normal to like when someone calls you cute! That is not gay! Wait.. what did he ask me? Oh yeah! He asked if I liked his precum. Did I? I mean... it was super salty.. and creamy and tasty... I mean... maybe a little. But I won't admit it, that would be so gay!
"Gross no! It was gross! It was salty and creamy and made me feel kinda weird!"
"Come on! Girl's love eating that stuff, so it is totally ok to enjoy it too! Plus when you enjoy a weird fruit or something do you pretend not to like it cause it's weird? Nah, you just say you liked it and move on. Nothing gay or weird."
Ughhh this man is so freaking smart! How did I ever get so lucky to get a man like him?! I mean, a boss like him...
"Ok fine! Yeah I kinda liked it ok! But don't make this weird or anything just cause I kinda liked the taste of your salty, yummy precum."
"Don't worry I won't make it weird. I do find it super hot that you never stopped stroking though..."
What? Oh wow, this entire time I have been stroking him more and more. Actually... I have been kinda speeding up? I really am starting to enjoy this... Wait! I just realized he is leaking even more! Like a lot! I can't scoop this up with my finger! Uh oh...
"Wow you are making me leak sooo much, what a good girl you are. But there is way to much for you to scoop up. We don't want to get the sheets dirty. You should probably just lick it real quick to clean it.
Did.. Did Sir just ask me to lick his cock clean? No way! That is super gay I would absolutely never lick his big, thick, juicy cock clean! I am a straight man, not some kind of slutty, whore, bimbo girl!
"No way Sir! That is way too gay for me! I would never!"
"Gay? No! It is not gay, it would be gay if I wasn't asking you, or if there wasn't a good reason! But there is a reason, we don't want to make a mess of the sheets we want to sleep in later! Plus, it's just one lick, that doesn't make you gay like sucking a whole cock. If you cook one meal are you a chef?"
Sir made a lot of good points. Gosh he is just so smart, and his cock is really really like large! Ok so maybe once, that wouldn't be gay, the chef comment is smart... So maybe just one lick... It's not like I WANT to lick his fat, juicy, wet cock... Right?
"Ok fine... One lick! But that's it!"
"Good Girl"
Those words... Those two magical, fantastic, sexy words. They made me shiver with anticipation.. no not that... wait.. maybe? I don't know.. it's kinda hard to think? I should just lick this cock real quick and get it over with... ok... here I go.
Part 2?
So hot! Can't wait for part 2... And 3... And 4... :3
relapse is real.
a week ago i told myself that i‘m not a dumb slut and don‘t need tumblr now i‘m sitting here listening to files, repeating my mantras and stuffing myself up while humping everything i can find.
but i need tumblr, i need to listen to my files, repeating mantras i‘m given, getting dumber, obeying commands strangers give me in my dms, corrupting my mind even more by touching myself to everything my feed shows me.
i wanna be hypnotized, brainwashed, corrupted, controlled. i NEED to be molded into mens perfect perception of me, i don‘t even care into what i‘m changing. do you want a cute little puppy? woof!! a dumb ditzy bimbo? like totes!! a needy dumb hucow? moo!! you want bambi who does everything you tell her? of course! i‘ll get rid of os for you!!
take away my ability to speak and understand human language, make me bark and moo for anything i want, turn me into ur fav tumblr pornstar, make me post pics of myself, turn me into a bambi doll who can’t even remember her OS, dumb me down, do anything to me as long as i‘m getting attention and getting played with.
corrupt me
break me
mold me
change me
destroy me
Does it matter if I don’t actually like drinking piss? He thinks it’s funny to piss down my throat and watch me try to swallow it all and I think that’s more important.
it hates piss but it has still drank it cuz it’s what Men like
I truly hate it... But I will beg for the honor to have a real man's cock inside my throat unloading all his pee...
I exist to serve my superiors
Cunt’s reminders
I am nothing compared to Him
I must worship every part of Him, especially His cock
Without me serving Him I am pointless and a waste of space
I will never be good enough
If I suffer and cry it means He is having a good time
I am grateful to Him for finding me useful
I am nothing compared to Him
@cunt-zero , its daily mantra
I am nothing compared to him, I exist to serve my superior
imagine :)
I am so stupid. I feel so stupid...and I love it ♥️
I am so stupid. I feel so stupid...and I love it ♥️
I am so stupid. I feel so stupid...and I love it ♥️
I am so stupid. I feel so stupid...and I love it ♥️
I am so stupid. I feel so stupid...and I love it ♥️
This is not like a fully completed thought but yk
So I've done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks
Specifically like 'what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich'
And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.
How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.
Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu'
There has got to be a better option.
From a first aid and CPR trainer, who is also fat.
The heimleich is scientifically as effective as slapping someone VERY hard on the back. The only reason it's so well taught is the man that invented it did a lot of great PR for himself. It's also a bit easier for smaller framed people to get the necessary force in, because people are often extremely scared to hurt people, even in life threatening situations.
With larger bodied people, whether they be fat, tall, muscular, etc. If you cannot get your arms around them, literally just slap the shit out of their shoulders. You want hard, open palmed slaps right in the center of the shoulders or slightly below.
If they are too tall for you to reach that high, guide them to lean over the back of a chair, and then slap slap slap slap slap.
It's been proven to be just as effective through many studies. It just doesn't have a trademarked name and a dramatic effect in film.
If you have to do CPR on a larger bodied person, again, fat, body builder, tall and broad, whoever, the trick to finding where you want to put your hands if going to be to take your hand and shove it in their armpit. No seriously. Put your hand in their armpit, then drag it in a straight line towards yourself until you're in the center of the chest, then put your other hand beneath that one. This is where you push. Then you are going to move the arm closest to you out of the way so you can get closer to them, and get the leverage you need to press down for compressions. The more of your body weight that is over your hands, the better the compression will be. Act like you are trying desperately to pack the last of your clothes in a suitcase, and just slam down hard on their chest.
They will make *horrible* noises. You might even break ribs.
But a broken rib is better than being dead.
One day, perhaps, other CPR and First Aid instructors will actually know and teach this shit. But the medical field is filled with people who don't know, don't care, or just outright hate fat people. So while this information won't fix your complaint, I do hope it helps someone out there with saving their loved ones, should it ever be needed.
Information that will save lives.
。゚゚・。・゚゚。 ゚。 submission is earned, not taken. ゚・。・゚
It's not just that misogynists are wrong -though they are- it's that they are not thorough in their reasoning.
Women belong in the home, not at work? Then surely you support a single minimum wage that can fund a household! Otherwise your wife will have to do the unwomanly thing and get a job!
The role of a man is to guide, choose for, command his wife? When, exactly, are you planning on doing that? Cause honey, you spend all day at work! What are you, a weekend patriarch? You wanna get cucked by the pool boy? Because that's how you get cucked by the pool boy. If you want to MEN to be MEN with their women you should support a universal income regardless of work, so MEN can have the time to be good caretakers for those inferior women!
Now Nos -I hear you cry- how can we afford that? How about you support taxing the shit out of the richest 1% of people? Think about it! Taxing 1% to subjugate 50% of the population? Sounds like a good deal, if you're a misogynist!
I'm not unreasonable. I know that 1% will use violence if you try to take their stuff. Police, army... so maybe consider dismantling those first! You're manly men! Surely you can create manly alternatives to keep communities safe without giving away so much of your power!
Speaking of power and being manly, how come you let a handful of people accumulate all the power? Doesn't sound manly to me to live perpetually cucked by big business and politicians. Wouldn't REAL MEN find ways to distribute that power evenly so no one plays bottom bitch?
You want to be sexist and create a fucked up system where women are basically slaves? I don't. I think that would be wrong. But if you do, at least commit to it, with all that system entails!
Come on, are you a true manly misogynist... or just a little poser?
Subjugate me oh manly man :3
when i say "use my throat," i don't mean "thrust a few times til i gag"
take my gagging as an invitation to thrust harder. grab my hair and push me deeper. don't let me breathe; keep going until i see stars. don't give me time to rest either - let the spit dribble down my chin and onto my chest.
go for so long that i lose my voice. go so deep that i can't even taste your seed as you finish down my throat. go so hard that i have a headache when you're done. leave me with a sore jaw, glazed eyes, and aching knees.
THAT'S what i mean when i say "use my throat."
I am porn, I was made to be used