i literally canāt sleep alone anymore so iāve shown up at your door in my pyjamas, can we have one more nap together, please?Ā
we promised to stay friends but weāre doing the same stuff we did when we were a couple and i donāt wanna point it out because i donāt want it to stop
listen i know i canāt just show up at your apartment at six in the morning but i need coffee and no one makes it like you doĀ
we broke up after i left and moved away and months later i find out you rushed to the airport to stop me but you were too lateĀ
you keep calling me over to get rid of spiders from your apartment and iām pretending i donāt know youāre not afraid of them at all because i miss you too
we keep showing up at all the same places separately because weāve always had similar interestsĀ
cop!au iāve been undercover for months/years and i know i told you not to wait for me but iām still in love with you and itās killing me
or, i fell in love with you while i was undercover and i know youāre mad at me for lying but i have to go back to my old life (and i want you to be in it)
i know weāve been broken up for a while but i still have those concert tickets and youāre the only person i want to share this with
i found the ring when i was moving my stuff out of your apartment and now everything makes sense
are you?? sabotaging?? my dates?!?!?
iāve seen you hanging around my apartment and i thought it was because you missed me, turns out youāve been using my wifi you asshole
i know you canāt cook for shit so iāve been bringing you dinner every night, just, yāknow, to keep you alive
i kissed you goodbye by accident - old habits die hard okay?!?!
roadtrip au where we need to save gas money so we take a long, awkward, tension-filled car rideĀ
instead of dividing up the CDās, letās play a drinking game to determine who gets what (it may or may not end in sex)
i was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that i climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it)Ā
youāre my emergency contact and iāve been in an accident so you drop everything to come to the hospitalĀ
soon to be divorced couple obnoxiously painting the walls wacky colours every time the other paints over itĀ
youāre pretending weāre still together because my relatives will disprove of the break up so youāre being all sweet itās reminding me of why i fell in love with you in the first place
we bumped into each other in the street and you were grinning like a cocky asshole the whole time so i stalked off only to realise iām wearing your shirtĀ