lemme just. drop this here real quick, yeah?
emrys really enjoys giving oral -- he’d rather give than recieve, honestly.

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lemme just. drop this here real quick, yeah?
emrys really enjoys giving oral -- he’d rather give than recieve, honestly.
nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex
send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;
CATEGORY ONE; general
‘i can’t sleep’ sex
‘make up’ sex
‘break up’ sex
‘revenge’ sex
‘rebound’ sex
‘i’m bored’ sex
‘curiosity’ sex
‘first time’ sex
‘homecoming/prom night’ sex
‘hotel room’ sex
‘distraction’ sex
‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex
‘anniversary’ sex
‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex
‘post-argument’ sex
‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex
‘comfort’ sex
‘walked in on while naked’ sex
‘to change the subject’ sex
CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers
‘i need a place to crash’ sex
‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex
‘the elevator broke down’ sex
‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex
‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex
‘i caught you masturbating’ sex
‘you caught me masturbating’ sex
‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex
‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex
‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex
‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex
‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex
‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex
‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex
CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating
‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex
‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex
‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex
‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex
‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex
CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships
‘we just got engaged’ sex
‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex
‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex
‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex
‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex
‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex
‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex
CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+
‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex
‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex
‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex
‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex
‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex
dirty talk .
“If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”
“What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”
“It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”
“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
“I need to feel you inside me.”
“Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”
“Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”
“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
“When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”
“Knowing that you can completely overpower me makes me so crazy horny.“
“What would you prefer I wear tonight, a thong or panties or nothing at all?”
“Would you discipline me if I was acting bratty?”
“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
“I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”
“I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”
“I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”
“I love it when you wear tight clothes.”
“Guess what color my panties are?”
“We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”
“I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock.”
“I just want to wrap my ass around your cock.”
“You look so fucking hot in the morning.”
“I wore these panties just for you.”
“I feel so horny and helpless when you dominate me.”
“Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”
“If you play your cards right, you’ve got some pleasure/fun coming your way.”
“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”
“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”
“Tonight we’re going to do what I want to do. But don’t worry, it’s going to be a lot of fun!”
“I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”
“It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”
“It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”
for the majority of the day, the pair had been sitting in a secluded nook of the library. zelda read while emrys busied himself with paperwork; it was a MUCH better change of scenery, and company, to be doing his work in as opposed to his stuffy old office.
but, oh, how it was distracting.
how her auburn strands so gently swayed with each minuscule movement, the way sapphire orbs devoured every word upon the book’s pages. the perfect, unmarked skin of her neck and collarbones – it was nearly enough to drive the poor man insane. however, he kept to his work; limiting the glances he threw in zelda’s direction.
but then she moved closer; leaned against him, pressing her cheek to his shoulder in a silent plea for attention. he HAD to deny her, though – there was work to be done. he could feel her breath upon the skin of his neck as she dared to move even CLOSER. emrys shuddered, the action rippling through his entire frame, and he could feel as zelda smirked against his ear. did she think this was all a game ? that she could so easily draw him from his work ? she’d have to try MUCH harder if that’s that she wished to do.
❛ it’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all i can think of is feeling your body on mine. ❜
zelda’s words cause a bright hue of crimson to dust across freckled cheeks. any and ALL composure that he had was gone. he gulped harshly, eyes refusing to stray from the papers before him. to have her lips dancing along the cartilage of his ear, across his cheek, it was maddening. how could he possibly keep working while his heart was thumping so wildly against his ribs ? his work HAD to be done, but… he would be a fool to deny her any longer.
❛ who said a bed had to be involved, princess ? ❜ emrys turned to her, a smirk playing across his lips.
dirty talk .
“If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”
“What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”
“It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”
“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
“I need to feel you inside me.”
“Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”
“Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”
“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
“When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”
“Knowing that you can completely overpower me makes me so crazy horny.“
“What would you prefer I wear tonight, a thong or panties or nothing at all?”
“Would you discipline me if I was acting bratty?”
“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
“I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”
“I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”
“I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”
“I love it when you wear tight clothes.”
“Guess what color my panties are?”
“We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”
“I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock.”
“I just want to wrap my ass around your cock.”
“You look so fucking hot in the morning.”
“I wore these panties just for you.”
“I feel so horny and helpless when you dominate me.”
“Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”
“If you play your cards right, you’ve got some pleasure/fun coming your way.”
“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”
“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”
“Tonight we’re going to do what I want to do. But don’t worry, it’s going to be a lot of fun!”
“I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”
“It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”
Category four number 2 from Em~ I’m too lazy to switch blogs—
reasons to have sex || accepting@ambrosiias
The kingdom had been immersed in war, battles plaguing the land. She’d done her best to be at the front of the line with her men, but eventually she was forced to remain within the confines of the castle. Skilled as she was, her advisors and the rest of the Hylian Army had thought it too dangerous for her to continue to launch herself into battle. They believed it best for the soldiers to take care of it. As if her arguments with the members of the court hadn’t been heated enough, one could only imagine how the discussion had gone with Emrys.
Goddesses, she understood where he was coming from. She knew he cared deeply for her and only sought her best interest. However, she believed herself more skilled and capable than half her men, having trained far longer than some of them. Still, he’d argued that the battlefield was no place for a princess, insisting that she stay behind and let the Queensguard take care of it.
The quarrel led to a stalemate between the pair. Tensions were rising, and there were moments when neither would acknowledge the other when entering the room, both too HEADSTRONG in their ways to want to agree with the other.
When the army had set out for battle that day, not much had changed. No matter how much she WANTED to say something to him, she found herself choked up on her words. It seemed he’d been waiting for her to make the first move, a look of disappointment marring his face when no words or consolation came. With a nod of misguided understanding, he’d left with his battalion, ready to lead the men into battle in order to protect the kingdom.
The effects of the war were felt across the entire kingdom – during this battle in particular. However, it had been days since they’d heard anything from the army. How were they on supplies? What was the progress of the battle? Would they need more assistance? Would they be forced to retreat and fight another day? As the days ticked by, the people of the kingdom grew more and more anxious.
Husbands. Sons. Nephews. Brothers. Friends.
Almost everyone had a loved one off at battle, the men of the kingdom serving their duty to protect their home. When no word was heard, they began to think the WORST. Of course, no one would fret as much as herself and Elvóthien.
Finally, a message reached the kingdom from one sole knight. The troops had found themselves in a dire situation. It was a bloodbath. Men were slaughtered on the battlefield. The few that had survived had been taken captive by the enemy forces. He himself had BARELY managed to escape. He regretted to inform Her Majesty and her court that no one aside from himself had been fortunate enough to see their return. If they hadn’t perished during the battle, he had no doubt they soon would in captivity.
This was the final blow. The nail in the coffin. All their fears had been confirmed, and little could be done to console the princess and the captain’s mother. A mass service was held two days later for those who had fallen in battle or been captured, while the troops that had stayed behind rallied in an attempt to come up with a plan to hopefully rescue their comrades before it was too late.
Two days had passed since the service, the other troops having already set out to hopefully ambush the enemy. She’d hardly eaten or slept since the message arrived in the kingdom, plagued by visions of the men in battle as they fell one after the other. She was haunted by Emrys’ ghost, whom she believed she saw everywhere she turned, though the visions were worse when sapphires fell behind closed lids.
The midnight hour grew near as the maiden sat in a chair, perched at a window in her bedchambers, blank stare up at the moon. It glowed over the land, a land that looked so peaceful but was plagued by a CURSE that had befallen the kingdom centuries prior. Out in the corridor, she could hear rustling and chatter, likely servants and advisors running about to tend to various affairs or gather supplies for those who had taken refuge in Castletown.
It wasn’t until there was a rapping at her door that she stirred from her thoughts, cursing the Goddesses under her breath. What fool dared disturb her at this hour? “It is late,” she called, though her gaze never left the window, “You’d best have a good reason for showing up at my door at this hour.”
She waited for a reply, but it never came. Instead, she heard nothing more than the sound of her bedchambers door opening, a noise that prompted her to quickly turn in her chair, focus landing to the silhouette that was BOLD enough to enter her room without permission.
“I believe I do,” the voice answered, a familiar sound as the figure stepped forward, lifting its head as it came into the light. It was then that her eyes befell the male. It was him.
EMRYS.
“E-Emrys…?” She sat a bit more upright, blinking as if her eyes deceived her. Was this another apparition? More real than the ones before? Set on haunting her from beyond the grave? “Is….is it really you?” she questioned, gnawing at her lip as he gave a slow nod of his head.
“It is.”
Without so much as giving herself an opportunity to question the situation, the brunette had launched herself from her chair, the piece of furniture tipping back from her force to echo as it collided with the ground.
She couldn’t be bothered with caring.
Instead, she immediately threw herself into his arms, hoping she wouldn’t be disappointed when they meant to touch. She prayed to the same Goddesses she’d cursed only moments before that this wouldn’t be a dream or some sort of cruel vision.
To her satisfaction, she was met with the sound of the door shutting ringing in her ears just before a fit set of arms coiled around her waist, her head burying into his chest while his own buried into her hair. He was real! She could touch him! She could smell him! He could hold her, and oh Goddesses he was REAL!
Unable to resist the urge, she rolled forth onto the tips of her toes, her lips immediately colliding with his while their bodies molded together. She didn’t care what had happened between them before he’d left. Instead, it’d only made the agony of his ‘death’ more unbearable. She didn’t know how he’d found his way back to the castle, but she couldn’t be bothered with asking at the moment. Right now, there was only one thought that crossed her mind. He was here. And he was HERS.
Her hands lock in his hair while his work feverishly over her body, exploring every curve and crevice, familiarizing himself once more with the one he’d been away from for so long. It was a body he’d come to known so well in their time together. A body he’d missed and wished to be reconnected with during those gruesome days. Feeling a need to be closer, she pulls him back with her, the pair clumsily making their way across the floor until she feels her bed press at the back of her legs. He clings to her gown, tugging at the fabric in an URGENCY to keep her close, needing to feel her against him so he knows he has made it home. He has escaped the nightmare.
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