a r d o r.

nsfw sideblog for @mabdoeth

[vaememes]

nsfw sentence starters.

’ i’m so hard for you baby. ’ ’ do you want me? how do you want me? ’ ’ i don’t think you’re ready for this. ’ ’ i don’t think you could handle this. ’ ’ i’m so horny for you right now. ’ ’ if you keep dressing like that, i won’t be able to contain myself. ’ ’ i want to mark you as mine tonight. ’ ’ come over here and give me a kiss. ’ ’ do you feel me inside of you right now? ’ ’ i want to feel you inside of me right now. ’ ’ i want to hear you moan and scream my name. ’ ’ do you feel that? ’ ’ you ready for round two yet? ’ ’ let’s go again. ’ ’ i just want to make you moan. ’ ’ i’m going to give you a kiss now. ’ ’ can we cuddle afterwards? ’ ’ i’m still hurting from last night. ’ ’ come show me a good time then. ’ ’ i’m more than ready for this, trust me. ’ ’ think you can handle it? ’ ’ strip for me. ’ ’ want me to strip for you? ’ ’ i’m just stripping for you slowly. ’ ’ i’m just slowly going to take off my clothes now. ’ ’ what? i’m just changing. ’ ’ you can look but you can’t touch. ’ ’ want to come feel me up? ’ ’ i can do amazing things with these hands. ’ ’ this mouth here can work wonders. ’ ’ talk dirty to me while you fuck me. ’ ’ aw, is that all you got? ’ ’ harder, baby. ’ ’ hmmm, yeah, harder baby. ’ ’ oh yes! right there! that’s the spot! ’ ’ don’t slow down, keep going. ’ ’ i love the way you move your hips. ’ ’ i love the way you taste. ’ ’ you taste so good. ’ ’ i want to taste you. ’ ’ let’s go naked and talk about it. ’ ’ i think you look wonderful naked. ’ ’ want me to help you take your clothes off? ’ ’ i will rip those clothes right off of you. ’ ’ let me see what your working with. ’ ’ i’m so wet right now. ’ ’ you make me so wet. ’ ’ come feel how wet i am right now. ’ ’ you should feel how soaking wet i am. ’ ’ only you make me that wet. ’ ’ i’m so hard right now. ’ ’ just your voice makes me get a hard on. ’ ’ you should feel how hard i get for you. ’ ’ i’m so hard it hurts. ’ ’ it takes a lot to make me horny. ’ ’ it doesn’t take much with you to make me horny. ’

[mabdoethme]

Theo really really really likes it when his partner tells him what they’re going to do to him before they do it. Gets him all excited.

[mabdoethme]

Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling.

Oscar Wilde

[all-things-rp-moved]

(NSFW) Tell my muse a sexual fantasy you have involving them.

[mabdoethme]

MMMM OKAY SINCE HE’S DOWN FOR BONDAGE: more specifically, his thoughts on shibari?

Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There goes my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

      “Goddesses, I wonder if I can ask --”

[mabdoethme]

//Anyway if anyone wants to tie Theo up he’s 100% down and I guarantee he’s not gonna leave me alone now that he’s thinking about it

[mabdoethme]

Bondage?

Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There goes my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

      “Oh, now that does sound fun.”

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

[musingmemes]

nsfw / smut starters

“i want you to fuck me.”

“you’d look better with those clothes on the floor.”

“you feel so good.”

“i’ve been thinking about you all night.”

“i need you so bad.”

“take your clothes off.”

“fuck me like you hate me.”

“i need to feel you inside of me.”

“i need to be inside of you.”

“beg for it.”

“bend over.”

“get on your knees.”

“i love the way you touch me.”

“i love the way you kiss me.”

“how bad do you want me?”

“do you know how bad i want you?”

“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.”

[mutememes]

SEND ME A SYMBOL !! #2

A bit more NSFW than the last one. Add ’ +’ to reverse.

💋 - to kiss down my muse’s body. 👅 - to have oral sex with my muse. 👂 - to sensually lick my muse’s ear. 💤 - to cuddle up with my muse, after sex. 💦 - to give my muse an orgasm. 👕 - to undress my muse. 👀 - to admire my muse’s naked form. 🤳 - to take a picture/record our muses. 🙈 - to have 1st time sex with my muse.

[mabdoethme]

//I just realized that, sans Bard, Theo is....... the most sexual of all of my muses?

Like? The boy is out here just enjoying sex while most of my other muses usually are in it more for the emotional connection (at least most of the time).

How the fuck did he end up this way when his heckin’ mother is the most sexually reserved muse I have

[mabdoethme]

Hyperventilation by Lewin (Patreon)

[mabdoethme]

Theo is versatile in bed. He gets just as much pleasure from being dominant or submissive, so most often his position is decided by whatever his partner is in the mood for. However, he does express a preference for what he wants if there’s something he's particularly in the mood for.

[mabdoethme]

“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”

dirty talk .

      His door is barely closed before Emrys’s mouth finds his, hungrily, insistently, hands tugging at the belt of his tunic, letting it fall to the floor so his hands could lift the fabric and glide across Theodoric’s unblemished skin. A flush spreads across his cheeks, and he shudders at his lover’s touch, lifting his hands to tangle his fingers amongst soft chestnut waves. He returns every kiss with just as much fervor, guiding Emrys to his bed between each one until they fall back on it.

      “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.” His voice is husky and wanting and a shiver runs down his spine.

      The thought is absolutely enticing, and Theodoric’s lips turn up into a sly smile against Emrys’s. By now most of court is aware of the nature of their relationship, the rumors having become too many and too frequently whispered to bother hiding it any longer. Should tonight leave any lasting marks upon his alabaster skin, so be it. Let all of Hyrule know for whom his heart yearns.

      “Tell me more,” he breathes, indigo hues peering up through dark lashes. “I want to know what you’re going to do to me.”

[minacixus-blog]

nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

[mabdoethme]

“I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…” // from phoebe, obviously, lmao

dirty talk .

      The morning is still young, the sky painted a light indigo hue with the coming of the rising sun, light creeping in through a gap in the curtains.Idle fingers trace patterns along her stomach, delighting in the way goose pimples raise along her flesh as he buries his face in her neck and presses a kiss to her skin.

      “We could find an excuse,” he murmurs, pressing another kiss to her shoulder, hand moving to brush against her thigh. “Say we’re trying for heirs.”

      At Phoebe’s responding laughter, he grins and props himself up on his elbow to lean over and kiss her properly. Teasingly, sweetly at first with sultry smiles and half-lidded eyes. Then she rolls onto her back and he climbs atop her, threading his fingers with hers and holding them above her head as their kisses grow more fervent. Theodoric hears her gasp when his hand slips between her thighs and he smiles.

      Unfortunately, he’s able to do little more before a knock reverberates throughout the room, the voice of a blissfully ignorant servant calling out that it’s time for him to wake and attend breakfast with his mother.

      With a frustrated and disappointed sigh, he withdraws and smiles apologetically at Phoebe, who merely shakes her head in understanding. “Perhaps another day,” she says.

      Theodoric smirks. “Perhaps tonight.”

[melamemea]

dirty talk .

“If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”

“What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”

“It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”

“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”

“I need to feel you inside me.”

“Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”

“Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”

“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”

“When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”

“Knowing that you can completely overpower me makes me so crazy horny.“

“What would you prefer I wear tonight, a thong or panties or nothing at all?”

“Would you discipline me if I was acting bratty?”

“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”

“I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”

“I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”

“I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”

“I love it when you wear tight clothes.”

“Guess what color my panties are?”

“We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”

“I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock.”

“I just want to wrap my ass around your cock.”

“You look so fucking hot in the morning.”

“I wore these panties just for you.”

“I feel so horny and helpless when you dominate me.”

“Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”

“If you play your cards right, you’ve got some pleasure/fun coming your way.”

“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”

“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”

“Tonight we’re going to do what I want to do. But don’t worry, it’s going to be a lot of fun!”

“I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”

“It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”