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favourite character from a horror series: father paul hill | monsignor john pruitt:

that's what it means to have faith: that in the darkness — in the worst of it , in the absence of light and hope, we sing.

hamish linklater in the horror miniseries midnight mass directed by mike flanagan (2021)

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"my head is in heaven, my soles are in hell

lets meet in the purgatory of my hips and get well"

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@ambyspooks when I keep beating the long deceased horse that is making fun of Jake from Woodland 😭😂

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Jakey, my poor beloved. 🥺

(She does it out of love…maybe…😭😂)

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Imagine Max going bald after snorting all that solicite and somehow it's YOUR fault he has no more hair 😭😂

@rainbowraii @yupstillaghost @ambyspooks this last of the bald Richard pics for now 😂😂

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Stay tuned for more bald character chronicles that I’m sure my wifey is conjuring up. 😭😂

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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

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Yes you will, Titus. Yes you will. 😈

Once again I must point out that Grace is stronger than me. I’m folding with the quickness.

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when his shoulders are broad enough that when he hooks your legs over them you instantly feel the stretch in your thighs

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@rainbowraii @ambyspooks VERN!!! VERN CODED!!!

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What my wifey said. ❤️‍🔥

#hivemind 2026 #hivemind #vern lowlifes #vern

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Imagine Clay looking at you like this after you playfully grab his hair and his entire wig comes off in your hand.

@rainbowraii @ambyspooks @yupstillaghost dinner is served (but it's cold)

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Imagine Erik being so stressed out and pissed at having to close up shop again that he shaves himself bald and screams that he can't take this shit anymore.

That's it, that's the post.

@rainbowraii @yupstillaghost @ambyspooks come get y'all's dinner 😭😂😂

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Imagine Tryst when he's working at the boutique and here you come all bright eyed and cute smile asking if they do fittings.

"like, can you try clothes on? Yeah, the dressing room is right here."

"no, I mean like..."

You lean close like you're telling him a grave secret.

"like bra sizing and everything? I'm trying to get the full works."

HIS. FACE. GETS. SO. RED.

He's the only one working right now; the fitting room ladies have gone home for the night.

You lift your hands and cup your chest through your clothes, giving them a little bounce.

"What do you think? About a C cup?"

MA'AM, HE CANNOT PROPERLY ASSESS YOUR... ASSETS IN THESE CONDITIONS!!! HE'S NOT EVEN TRAINED!!!

"... you look more like a D cup..."

"in a good way or a bad way?"

Is there a bad way to have big tits?? Not according to Tryst. More to hold and love.

"Good... definitely... definitely good...ummm... what colors-"

You lead him around that store, loading his arms up with bras, panties, stockings, garter belts- WHAT KIND OF CLOTHING STORE IS THIS???

He checks you out, his eyes downcast and cheeks flushed.

"Do you get commission?"

"No, I'm hourly..."

"That's fucked up. You deserve a bonus; you've been so helpful."

On TOP of your $400 tab, you slip him a hundred dollar bill as a tip. Along with your phone number.

"I like you, Tryst! You've got such pretty blue eyes. I hope I get you next time."

With a wink and a kiss blown his way, you sashay out with your arms loaded down with shopping bags.

Tryst just stares. Not only did he get a tip, but he got your number and now he gets to think about what you look like wearing that royal blue bra and panty set (his favorite color, NO HE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!)

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@ambyspooks @yupstillaghost

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VERN HEADCANONS!!!

Vern is only cool and collected when he's around Billy. They play off each other's personalities PERFECTLY, but when he's on his own? He's awkward 😂

And seeing you? A pretty little city kitty? HE'S A GONER

"Excuse me, I think I'm lost? Can you help me, please?" looking up at him with those big ole doe eyes all sweet and soft, HIS HEART!!!!

He coughs and clears his throat WAY too much for it to be normal (he's trying to distract from his blushing)

"Y'all city folk don't know how to read a map?"

He thinks he's being cool but the moment your eyes widen and water up at his sarcastic tone, he immediately regrets it

Makes it up to you by showing you where his favorite places in the small, backwater town are

Takes you to a greasy spoon ass diner that serves the BEST pancakes

He insists on paying even though you protest (you have literally NEVER met this man before and now he's pulling out his wallet)

He insists.

What Vern wants, he gets

AND HE WANTS YOU (he will not admit it)

Eventually you start seeing him around more. He offers to help fix your tire (he literally could not even get his own truck to start, so ???) But it's what a man is supposed to do.

Doesn't hurt to watch his arms flex as he works 🤭

Vern takes you to the diner every Sunday morning for pancakes and coffee

He's fine until you bat your lashes at him and then he's coughing and beating on his chest

He cannot flirt to save his life (small town with a shallow dating pool)

Billy is the catalyst to Vern finally growing a pair and asking you out because Billy thinks you're easy on the eyes and Vern is about ready to piss on your porch to mark his territory

(total caveman behavior)

You have to make the first move and even then he's a bit skittish. He's had hookups before but that's just it: a hookup

You're the real thing. You make his heart sing, his palms sweat

You give him grasshoppers in his tummy 😂

After the initial awkward stage, you come to find he's very handy with outdoor work. He hunts, he fishes, and you learn he loves woodworking.

He learns your favorite flowers and will stop on the side of the road to pick any wildflowers he sees. Wraps them up in yesterday's newspaper and everything 🥺

Shoves them into your hand and grunts out "here" but behind the newspaper bouquet, his cheeks are PINK

Y'all's first kiss is a disaster, I'm just gonna be honest. He's jumpier than a jackrabbit on hot asphalt so when you lean up to give him a kiss when he walks you to your door, he jolts back and smacks his head on your front porch latern

OWWCHIE!! But now you get to be all soft and hold his face and coo at him to let you see

He grunts and grumbles that it's nothing but he's secretly loving the way you hold him like he's so precious

When you kiss his temple, he damn near jumps off the porch again

BE STILL!!

Mwuah! You lean up on your tiptoes and gently peck his lips and his Adam's apple bobs in his throat as he tries to get his heart rate under control

"...can we try that again...?"

Yes you can!

Vern isn't used to someone being all soft and gooey with him (you're down bad for him as well and make it very well known to the point even Billy can see it) and admittedly it takes a while to bring him out of his shell, but he's legitimately so tender with you

He opens the doors for you, stands at the bottom of the stairs and holds your hand as you walk down, stands in front of you while you adjust your top or bottoms so nobody can see, kneels down to help you tie your shoe or latch the strap on your sandal around your ankle again

He's awkward but deep down he's loverboy coded to the MAX!!!

He prefers cooking meals with you as opposed to going out as there isn't a whole lot of places to eat in town, but he will drive you to the city every once in a while for an actual date

Will cook and plan a picnic and take you to his favorite scenic spot

Takes you fishing so you can work on your tan while he catches dinner (he's totally checking you out in your little bikini top)

Shows you how to properly scale a fish and even kisses your finger if the knife slips (that gives him an excuse to stand behind you and guide your hands with his own)

Not too big on lots of PDA, but he will hold your hand anytime you're in town and will kiss the back of it on occasion

LOVES GIVING FOREHEAD KISSES

Loves making out with you even more (even though it runs his heart rate sky fucking high when you sit on his lap and your soft lips are on his and just UGHHHH)

He thinks you deserve more than a simple life in the country with an equally simple man like him

It takes some convincing for him to believe you want HIM, crickets and all

At night when you're asleep, he watches you and gently brushes your hair out of your face and kisses your cheek and thanks whatever higher being out there for bringing you into his life

Little mushy gushy moment 🥺

Calls you baby, darling, doll, pretty girl, "my girl"

He commits HARD, YOU ARE HIS PERSON NOW!!

Thinks about the future, about buying a farmhouse with you, about raising kids with you

He's a simple man and he wants a simple life with you 🥺

He makes your engagement ring. Learns how to smith and everything (he's had your measurements for a while now) so it's perfect.

Takes you to the scenic spot and it takes him over an HOUR to propose because he keeps getting nervous and losing his train of thought. You saw the outline of the box in his pocket and knew what was coming so you were smiling the whole time which made him even more nervous because who gave you the right to smile so pretty???

Finally spits it out and you tackle him to the picnic blanket with an enthusiastic yes

Admittedly, he tears up. He never thought he would find someone, let alone be able to share and build a life with them

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Jake NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Jake is getting up to take pictures of the moments after, yes you're embarrassed and hide your face but he wants to catalogue everything, the cum on your tummy, the discard clothes and tangled sheets, it's beautiful to him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) His hands, he likes taking pictures of his hands on your body, touching your face, cupping your chest or ass, his imprint on you. On you, it's cheesy but your eyes, he loves capturing the way the light up when he touches you, roll back in your head when it's too much.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Anywhere on you makes him happy, he just likes the look of it. One of his favourite things to take pictures of.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He has a whole folder of erotic photos he's taken of you, he tells you they're just for fun in the moment but he spends hours staring at them, considers them his finest work. Part of him has considered putting them in his portfolio.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) A few serious relationships, fooled around more in college.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Missionary, he wants to look in your eyes while he does it. Riding him for the same reason too.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He's too focused on picture taking to be overtly goofy, he might joke about something in the picture but he's obsessed with getting everything right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Trimmed, but when he's on a spiral he forgets and lets it grow.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Very romantic, he's making you feel like a model or goddess with the way he treats your body with such reverence and care.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) The other reason he keeps your pictures close by is so that he can flip through them and jerk off to your body, it's a common ritual whenever he's stressed or you're busy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Body worship, cum play, lingerie, anything he can take a picture of.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) His room/apartment, he knows the lighting and best locations for pics, it makes things easier.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Surprising him with a polaroid of you every once and a while, or getting a new outfit and asking if he wants to take pictures of it. Also just staring at your pictures.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything too messy that could damage his camera.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He's a body worshiper so he's eating it, looking up at you to see every expression and change in your face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Slow, he wants to see your face slowly contort as he hits deep, sliding in inch by inch.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Not the biggest fan, he'd rather spend his time with you. Probably wouldn't unless you really wanted him to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He likes what you have going, he's not really one to go too far from what you've both established that you like and works.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He can last a while taking it slow, but he's only up for one round.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Not really his thing but if you expressed that you really wanted to use them he'd consider it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Not a teaser, unless you count waiting until he's got the perfect shot as teasing, then he does it all the time.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Whimpers and sighs, just enjoying your body and how you feel, but he quiets himself a lot to get you vocal.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) When you moved in together you noticed that all your boudoir style photos were printed and put up around the bedroom, when you asked him he just said "inspiration".

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 6 inches, pretty average.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Medium to high, he just loves the opportunity to see you dressed up all pretty for him and the chance to worship your body.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He's up a long time, taking pictures, unless you tell him to come back and cuddle he's probably getting ready to go develop the film.